What’s the point in saying it when nobody can hear you? Surely it would have been better to name this thread “type the first thing that pops into your head”.

That was actually the first thing that popped into my head, so now I’m living in a paradox.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man over a year ago

North East

Sunday Roast

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan over a year ago

St Leonards

TITS!

(Caps and exclamation mark vital to meaning).

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Will it drip down my legs when I get up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to get out this bath

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By *ealMissShadyWoman over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eurgh

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Abracadabra

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By *hortishblondeWoman over a year ago

Essex

Coffee

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By *eeds fun guyMan over a year ago

yorkshire

Sausage

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By *ourtney CocksWoman over a year ago

fabland

Coffee

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By *eeper ThanMan over a year ago

Dartford

I really need to unload (crude but just being honest )

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

The lack of cock in my throat

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

The guy next to me on the train stinks of BO.

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

TITS

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By *eeper ThanMan over a year ago

Dartford

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By *eeper ThanMan over a year ago

Dartford

"[Removed by poster at 27/11/23 17:06:51]"

No need for that is there ! I’d have to move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frog cake

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arse biscuits

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By *a1970Man over a year ago

East cork

Guinness

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Cuntytitfuckshitarseyballs!!!

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Work

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan over a year ago

Belfast

Sausages

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By *emma200Woman over a year ago

Warwickshire

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Long day at work!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan over a year ago

St Leonards

Yellow titted canary bird.

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

I really should have checked to see if there was any loo roll before I sat down

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan over a year ago

St Leonards

He really shouldn't have eaten those sprouts

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