What’s the point in saying it when nobody can hear you? Surely it would have been better to name this thread “type the first thing that pops into your head”.

That was actually the first thing that popped into my head, so now I’m living in a paradox.

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By *he Gentleman 84Man 51 weeks ago

North East

Sunday Roast

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 51 weeks ago

St Leonards

TITS!

(Caps and exclamation mark vital to meaning).

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By *ickshawedCouple 51 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Will it drip down my legs when I get up?

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

I don't want to get out this bath

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 51 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Eurgh

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By *obilebottomMan 51 weeks ago

All over

Abracadabra

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By *hortishblondeWoman 51 weeks ago

Essex

Coffee

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By *eeds fun guyMan 51 weeks ago

yorkshire

Sausage

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By *andy CanesWoman 51 weeks ago

south

Coffee

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By *eeper ThanMan 51 weeks ago

Dartford

I really need to unload (crude but just being honest )

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

The lack of cock in my throat

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By *orphia2003Woman 51 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

The guy next to me on the train stinks of BO.

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By *r_PinkMan 51 weeks ago

london stratford

TITS

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By *eeper ThanMan 51 weeks ago

Dartford

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By *eeper ThanMan 51 weeks ago

Dartford

"[Removed by poster at 27/11/23 17:06:51]"

No need for that is there ! I’d have to move

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Frog cake

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Boobs

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Arse biscuits

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By *a1970Man 51 weeks ago

East cork

Guinness

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 51 weeks ago

St Leonards

Cuntytitfuckshitarseyballs!!!

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By *ris GrayMan 51 weeks ago

Dorchester

Work

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan 51 weeks ago

Belfast

Sausages

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By *emma200Woman 51 weeks ago

Warwickshire

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site) 51 weeks ago

Long day at work!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 51 weeks ago

St Leonards

Yellow titted canary bird.

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By *r SproutMan 51 weeks ago

the middle

I really should have checked to see if there was any loo roll before I sat down

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 51 weeks ago

St Leonards

He really shouldn't have eaten those sprouts

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