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So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.
Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates? |
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By *heelerMan 52 weeks ago
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"So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.
Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"
Youve got hands to tickle her fancy and a tongue to taste her. |
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By *OYFBWoman 52 weeks ago
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"So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.
Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"
They usually bugger off after their first round and I’ve not even started!  |
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?"
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories. |
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories. "
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this 
Mrs TMN x |
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this
Mrs TMN x"
We will have a boffing buffet one day
Or would ours be a titty tapas? |
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this
Mrs TMN x
We will have a boffing buffet one day
Or would ours be a titty tapas? "
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this
Mrs TMN x"
You two sound like my kind of girls |
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"So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.
Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"
No. Pressures on. The formula says you must complete 3 times or else be considered a failure. |
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"So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.
Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?
No. Pressures on. The formula says you must complete 3 times or else be considered a failure. "
Pressure is not going to help the little man  |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"They can fuck off at this point.
Which point?
When he's finished the first time.
Good luck to him, whoever he is or will be "
Or has been.
Not everyone needs the romance.
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this
Mrs TMN x
You two sound like my kind of girls"
So I need to bring more dips? |
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this
Mrs TMN x
You two sound like my kind of girls
So I need to bring more dips? "
If you don't mind, that would be great |
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"I'm quite happy with just one round followed by a drink and a nice chat.
I'm probably not a proper swinger 
If you wouldn't mind handing back your locker key and membership card on the way out. "
Done! Cut the pampas grass down too |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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Men you’ve been with you mean. Not all men I’m quite happy to ask for a breather/snack break.
"Men never ask for a break even when they clearly need one so I will suggest one if I can see they are struggling."
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"So you've done the deed and you've both had a good time. One thing leads to another and you decide to tango again. You're both enjoying yourself but the male counterpart is struggling to come a second/third time round.
Is it acceptable to say "let's have a breather." Grab some refreshments, a little toilet break and a little smooch whilst the little man regenerates?"
It’s important to know when to leave… rather than feeble attempts at pushing rope. |
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"I actively encourage it. But then I’m a greedy cow who likes a snack break (and got forbid a conversation)
What's your go to snack?
Something savoury. Nibbles. Pringles. Cheese & biscuits. And an ale. What I like to call a “boffing buffet”
Although I did once enjoy a mid coital chocolate mousse cake thing. That was a moment with fond memories.
Oh my lord, a boffing buffet! I bloody love this
Mrs TMN x
You two sound like my kind of girls
So I need to bring more dips?
If you don't mind, that would be great"
Willy, you can bring the cheeseboard. I'll bring crackers. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Nope! I get the whip out and give him ten strikes.
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Note to self: Remember to case the joint first, check the back door is not locked, and look for the nearest window exit. |
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