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So, away from pretty cocks...

By *ruceyy OP Man 52 weeks ago

London

Women don't talk about their love caverns enough!

Question today laddddiesss is, do you think you have a pretty/cute/attractive (insert whatever word isn't gross to you) down there?

Well go on.

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By *ookie46Woman 52 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Brucey sometimes you just make me smile with the terms you use

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

I don't think so...

I know I do.

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By *parkle1974Woman 52 weeks ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Love caverns

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By *parkle1974Woman 52 weeks ago

Leeds

Flaps hang low, they wobble to and fro, I can throw them over my shoulders and tie them in a bow

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

It's old and well used.

It's not the prettiest, or most currently hair free.

But it tastes ok.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman 52 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Mine looks like Cheddar Gorge.

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Pretty Little tuppence

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By *aitonelMan 52 weeks ago

Travelling

From beneath you it devours

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 52 weeks ago

Leeds

Neat and tidy & doesn't taste bad if I do say so myself

Mrs

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By *oo..Woman 52 weeks ago

Boo's World

100% a stunner , mine is

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

I didn’t know girls were so critical of their love caverns! I think they’re all beautiful!!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 52 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Flaps hang low, they wobble to and fro, I can throw them over my shoulders and tie them in a bow

What's not to love?

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By *ruceyy OP Man 52 weeks ago

London

"I don't think so...

I know I do.

Oh shittttt

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By *lendermanMan 52 weeks ago

Aylesbury

"Do you have a designer vagina or is it more like a punched lasagne?"

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By *ruceyy OP Man 52 weeks ago

London

"It's old and well used.

It's not the prettiest, or most currently hair free.

But it tastes ok.

Does it now.....tell me more?

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

"Pretty Little tuppence

Haha. Not hear that for years.

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

And I assumed Brucey was refering to the female equivalent of a 'man shed'.

Just off to mine now.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 52 weeks ago

Reading

Its neat so i like it.

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By *ruceyy OP Man 52 weeks ago

London

"And I assumed Brucey was refering to the female equivalent of a 'man shed'.

Just off to mine now."

Fuck no I hate those places.

Unless they smell good

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

No one has screamed and ran away after seeing it yet so it ok, I guess.

It does the job.

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Talk about it. I’d prefer to see pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Aslong as it smells OK we're good

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By *ruceyy OP Man 52 weeks ago

London

"Talk about it. I’d prefer to see pictures. "

See I'm not bothered about seeing them. Feeling them though, especially from behind, now that's my jam'a'lam

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 52 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ahhhh... ladies' love caverns

Not once has my consciousness ever thought of them like an Alsatian's chops slobbering over a punched lasagne, or that scene in Pirates of the Caribbean when the ravenous, death-creating, toothy-sphincter Leviathan slobbered goo all over Captain Jack before swallowing him whole.

They are far too fragrant and genteel to encourage such deep-rooted fears.

Honest

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By *educing_EmCouple 52 weeks ago

Tipperary

It's ok I think

Em x

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By *ruceyy OP Man 52 weeks ago

London

"It's ok I think

Em x"

I agree!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 52 weeks ago

little house on the praire

It does the job

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

So, if any girl wants a review of their lady cavern DM me and I’ll give you some feedback.

I ask for nothing in return #PublicServant

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By *inky ChefMan 52 weeks ago

Norwich

"It's old and well used.

It's not the prettiest, or most currently hair free.

But it tastes ok.

Are you that flexible or have a long tongue?

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

"It does the job"
lol this

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By *reeformMan 52 weeks ago

China

There are some lovely pink umbrellas on display I think...

However they are definitely in the minority as some do look absolutely hideous.

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By *estarossa.Woman 52 weeks ago

Flagrante

Yup.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 52 weeks ago

Southampton

You mean my ham wallet

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

Some are good some are like throwing a sausage roll down m1

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

My vibration channel

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By *estarossa.Woman 52 weeks ago

Flagrante

"Some are good some are like throwing a sausage roll down m1 "

Also depends if its a cocktail sausage or a salami

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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago

"Some are good some are like throwing a sausage roll down m1

Also depends if its a cocktail sausage or a salami

Haha ye this is also true

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By *ornucopiaMan 52 weeks ago

Bexley

"You mean my ham wallet

We've recently discussed 'prison' wallets in another thread!

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By *orbidden eastMan 52 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

So is there any vacant love caravans available?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 51 weeks ago

Southampton

"You mean my ham wallet

We've recently discussed 'prison' wallets in another thread!"

I know lol

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By *agneto.Man 51 weeks ago

Bham

"I don't think so...

I know I do.

You're like the Louis Walsh of minge.

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By *issVanillaWoman 51 weeks ago

Pretty/cute or attractive are not words I'd use to describe my lady bits.

A Juicy Kebab, A Quarter Pounder, A ham sandwich, got more meat than a Greg's steak bake!

Available to order on the #justeat app..

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By *isterMushroomMan 51 weeks ago

Warrington

"Pretty/cute or attractive are not words I'd use to describe my lady bits.

A Juicy Kebab, A Quarter Pounder, A ham sandwich, got more meat than a Greg's steak bake!

Available to order on the #justeat app..

A badly packed kebab?

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 51 weeks ago

Glasgow

Could it be any uglier it's like a bald man after been hit with an axe but it does the job

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