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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground! 
What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!
I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend! |
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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago
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Hedgerow Jelly, theres something in elderberries that boast the immune system, I have a spoon full every other day and haven't had a cold for years, oh me and my big mouth, no doubt i'll get a cold now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hedgerow Jelly, theres something in elderberries that boast the immune system, I have a spoon full every other day and haven't had a cold for years, oh me and my big mouth, no doubt i'll get a cold now "
That sounds like something out of lord of the rings or something? Where would I buy that?
Tbh it's the first I've had in ages so I can't complain too much! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I actually like lager when I have it. It's a good tonic"
I like lager on any occasion but I get the worst hangovers so I'd dread to think what I'd be like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"24 hours  bugger!!!
I suggest a booze an chocolate collection instead! If I make it past the 24 hours I can eat the chocolate an have a few drinks to celebrate...... If not then well I guess all you can instead! And ill watch over you  or look up at you  depends which way they send me  "
Haha, i bet you'll be enjoying the view from either angle 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"24 hours bugger!!!
I suggest a booze an chocolate collection instead! If I make it past the 24 hours I can eat the chocolate an have a few drinks to celebrate...... If not then well I guess all you can instead! And ill watch over you or look up at you depends which way they send me
Haha, i bet you'll be enjoying the view from either angle
Xxx"
In all honest I'm enjoying it already!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"24 hours bugger!!!
I suggest a booze an chocolate collection instead! If I make it past the 24 hours I can eat the chocolate an have a few drinks to celebrate...... If not then well I guess all you can instead! And ill watch over you or look up at you depends which way they send me
Haha, i bet you'll be enjoying the view from either angle
Xxx
In all honest I'm enjoying it already!
X"
 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prosecco, amaretto and peach juice cocktails, a tissue, decent series on the box and night nurse
Try not to OD on the night nurse alcohol combo "
prosecco is my new best friend! no hangover!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then! "
Haha, he could always use this situation to his advantage - nothing like a bit of sympathy sex before you die
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!
Haha, he could always use this situation to his advantage - nothing like a bit of sympathy sex before you die
Xxx"
I never thought of it like that! I woke up like this so I've got less than 24 hours!
I'd say entries on a post card but I fear that won't be of any help!  |
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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago
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"Grow a spine and stop being so wet
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ouch, thats harsh, its man flu ffs, is that really anyway to talk to someone who may die, the worst death ever, he is probably lying in his bed right now gasping for breath, head being crushed in a vice and a nose that has been rubed by the chilie goblin his life flashing before him, the only thing that can save him now is his mate knocking on his door and inviting him to the pub
Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Grow a spine and stop being so wet
ouch, thats harsh, its man flu ffs, is that really anyway to talk to someone who may die, the worst death ever, he is probably lying in his bed right now gasping for breath, head being crushed in a vice and a nose that has been rubed by the chilie goblin his life flashing before him, the only thing that can save him now is his mate knocking on his door and inviting him to the pub
Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grow a spine and stop being so wet
ouch, thats harsh, its man flu ffs, is that really anyway to talk to someone who may die, the worst death ever, he is probably lying in his bed right now gasping for breath, head being crushed in a vice and a nose that has been rubed by the chilie goblin his life flashing before him, the only thing that can save him now is his mate knocking on his door and inviting him to the pub
Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol"
Managed to miss that reply but dear me!!!
Clearly someone has never experienced man flu! It is as you described but you forgot the two invisible boxers giving me kidney blows, the shards of broken glass in my throat and acid that has replaced my blood causing every inch of me to ache!!!
Thanks for the kind words! I hope one of them does but I fear of the hangover if I make it through the night |
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By *ickndomCouple
over a year ago
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"Grow a spine and stop being so wet
ouch, thats harsh, its man flu ffs, is that really anyway to talk to someone who may die, the worst death ever, he is probably lying in his bed right now gasping for breath, head being crushed in a vice and a nose that has been rubed by the chilie goblin his life flashing before him, the only thing that can save him now is his mate knocking on his door and inviting him to the pub
Get well soon fella, pints on the bar lol
Managed to miss that reply but dear me!!!
Clearly someone has never experienced man flu! It is as you described but you forgot the two invisible boxers giving me kidney blows, the shards of broken glass in my throat and acid that has replaced my blood causing every inch of me to ache!!!
Thanks for the kind words! I hope one of them does but I fear of the hangover if I make it through the night "
Oh no, its stage two man flu, the full blown jobby, best make it tinnies and a dartboard at your place,
Then again I might catch it so sod ya, your on your own  |
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lots of rest honey and lemon and make sure you get cough medicine for when the cough turns into the annoying dry cough.. I am just getting over laryngitis and an esr infection..
You will be fine!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
FFS Duckafuck, I go away for a couple of hours with women ailments** and you bring the place into snotty nosed mayhem!!
pffft - so called men, can't leave them alone for a minute
**ailments that are real as opposed to made up man-flu |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of tlc for the next 24 hours then!
Haha, he could always use this situation to his advantage - nothing like a bit of sympathy sex before you die
Xxx
I never thought of it like that! I woke up like this so I've got less than 24 hours!
I'd say entries on a post card but I fear that won't be of any help! "
Gear not with our podtal service, ypurbuggered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stay in and have a day on the sofa....24 hours rest and you'll feel the difference I'm sure. Its when people try to "push through it" that they take ages to get better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for the kind words an tips!
Fmuma god burdened women with periods and child birth and he gave us man flu (prepares for every female on fab to abuse me ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks for the kind words an tips!
Fmuma god burdened women with periods and child birth and he gave us man flu (prepares for every female on fab to abuse me ) "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No im just an attention whore "
There is no cure for man-flu, it is the biggest natural killer in the western world. We can only hope and pray you pull through. Our thoughts are with you at this most distressing of times for you. We shall hold a candlit vigil to your profile pic and hold an orgy where we shall offer a sacrifice in exchange for your release from suffering. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!
What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!
I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend! "
Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!
What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!
I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!
Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out! "
I agree! Now I need to find someone stupid enough
I know you are juicy but logistically it's a nightmare |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!
What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!
I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!
Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out!
I agree! Now I need to find someone stupid enough
I know you are juicy but logistically it's a nightmare "
How rude! Hope your man flu gets worse for that comment! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Urrrghhhh so it's Friday an man flu decides to pound me in to the ground!
What's your remedy for it? I'm on my way to buy shit loads of berroca!
I hope everyone else is having a better start to the weekend!
Sex is the best rememdy, sweat it out!
I agree! Now I need to find someone stupid enough
I know you are juicy but logistically it's a nightmare
How rude! Hope your man flu gets worse for that comment! "
Noooo I actually meant amazing .... Bloody autocorrect |
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