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Today I wish pay homage to the oft' overlooked and under-appreciated mediocre woman. We hear the extols about the petite women, the due reverence to those curvy lasses, the rubenesque maidens and the endless wax-lyricalling of the bed-head redheads.
But who speaks for these opulently orphaned creatures? Let's raise them to a higher plane (without heels of course, otherwise I won't be able to reach).
This is all about the mediocre woman.  |
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Ah Nero, whilst it is delightfully kind of you to try and include the average, it won't gain traction here.
On fab women must have big boobs (90% of the requirements here) or be very small chested for the remaining 10%.
Either bbw or tiny.
Those of us who are neither large nor tiny (in any area) but just normal and average are not required.
A kind and well intentioned but pointless endeavour
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"Ah Nero, whilst it is delightfully kind of you to try and include the average, it won't gain traction here.
On fab women must have big boobs (90% of the requirements here) or be very small chested for the remaining 10%.
Either bbw or tiny.
Those of us who are neither large nor tiny (in any area) but just normal and average are not required.
A kind and well intentioned but pointless endeavour
MrsAbz
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Hmm average is very subjective isn’t it.
Personally I think you are anything but average x |
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over a year ago
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"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters
I aspire for this level of romance
Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox"
On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters
I aspire for this level of romance
Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox
On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3."
3?  if you say so. |
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"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters
I aspire for this level of romance
Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox
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On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3."
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³ more than usual?  |
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38 B cup. Is that average? Certainly not BBW, and at least a little bit bigger than tiny.
Size 12 to 14. That's got to be about average.
5 ft 10 in, though starting to shrink a bit with the weight of the world upon my shoulders. Maybe a little above average for a woman, but certainly not exceptional.
Brownish hair with lighter streaks (okay, going grey). Yup that must be Mrs average for my age. |
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Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Mrs a 4 i recon but she does for me thats all that matters
I aspire for this level of romance
Gotta shave those toes to get anywhere near a 4 babes xoxox
On second thoughts i'm happy at a 3.
3? if you say so. "
3 is a magic number  |
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want. "
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man! |
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man!"
Soz.
I want a fitty on my arm.  they suck cock good.  |
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man!
Soz.
I want a fitty on my arm. they suck cock good. "
This explains why I suck bad cock |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man!
Soz.
I want a fitty on my arm. they suck cock good.
This explains why I suck bad cock "
You suck bad cocks? It's ok theres a gorgeous one here waiting for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man!
Soz.
I want a fitty on my arm. they suck cock good.
This explains why I suck bad cock "
I stand by what I said above. |
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man!
Soz.
I want a fitty on my arm. they suck cock good.
This explains why I suck bad cock
You suck bad cocks? It's ok theres a gorgeous one here waiting for you "
On ice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I wish pay homage to the oft' overlooked and under-appreciated mediocre woman. We hear the extols about the petite women, the due reverence to those curvy lasses, the rubenesque maidens and the endless wax-lyricalling of the bed-head redheads.
But who speaks for these opulently orphaned creatures? Let's raise them to a higher plane (without heels of course, otherwise I won't be able to reach).
This is all about the mediocre woman. "
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"Today I wish pay homage to the oft' overlooked and under-appreciated mediocre woman. We hear the extols about the petite women, the due reverence to those curvy lasses, the rubenesque maidens and the endless wax-lyricalling of the bed-head redheads.
But who speaks for these opulently orphaned creatures? Let's raise them to a higher plane (without heels of course, otherwise I won't be able to reach).
This is all about the mediocre woman. "
Praise and insults simultaneously - I'm impressed |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Who wants average?
I’ll be honest, as nice as I think you’re trying to be op. If I want to meet a woman, or have met a woman, or I’m with one (which is using my imagination to the fullest right now!) it’s because I think she’s the fucking bomb and the best thing in my life right there and then. She is not mediocre, she’s astounding and is nothing less than everything I want.
This is a little vom inducing woody.
Dial it back man!
Soz.
I want a fitty on my arm. they suck cock good.
This explains why I suck bad cock
You suck bad cocks? It's ok theres a gorgeous one here waiting for you
On ice?"
Who do you think you are James Bond?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You called? That's the real reason for my name... Mi..mi.. mediocre
*deletes from hotlist.
Appreciated
Hmmm. Polite eh.
*adds to hotlist. "
Hotlist? Surely, in line with the theme of this thread, that would be a mediocrelist.
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