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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do it you will get chlamydia.
Is that a type of Geranium?"
No chlamydia is a sexual disease which is caused by infection because sometimes the world isn't a friendly place and when people want sex they might have not rinsed their fanny and penis for six years and because of that you end up with crabs and also sometimes even worse tuna comes to breed in your vagina hole and do you know you can catch it on public transport if someone has banged their cock on the 'stop' button so be careful and don't forget to vaccinate against chlamydia because it's a dangerous world and you could die at any moment getting hit by a bus or slipping on a bit of sperm so cherish each day and love your nearest and dearest and don't forget it's nearly Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't do it you will get chlamydia. at least I won’t be a virgin anymore"
Gooooooooood evening to you Pickles.
Don't worry chlamydia has been eradicated but now we have to worry about piles because it is spreading like assholes and wildfire. |
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"Don't do it you will get chlamydia.
Is that a type of Geranium?
No chlamydia is a sexual disease which is caused by infection because sometimes the world isn't a friendly place and when people want sex they might have not rinsed their fanny and penis for six years and because of that you end up with crabs and also sometimes even worse tuna comes to breed in your vagina hole and do you know you can catch it on public transport if someone has banged their cock on the 'stop' button so be careful and don't forget to vaccinate against chlamydia because it's a dangerous world and you could die at any moment getting hit by a bus or slipping on a bit of sperm so cherish each day and love your nearest and dearest and don't forget it's nearly Christmas "
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"Don't do it you will get chlamydia. at least I won’t be a virgin anymore
Gooooooooood evening to you Pickles.
Don't worry chlamydia has been eradicated but now we have to worry about piles because it is spreading like assholes and wildfire. "
Goooooood eeeeeevening LBC (like the radio station) Will I get that if I lick bum?
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"Don't do it you will get chlamydia.
Is that a type of Geranium?
No chlamydia is a sexual disease which is caused by infection because sometimes the world isn't a friendly place and when people want sex they might have not rinsed their fanny and penis for six years and because of that you end up with crabs and also sometimes even worse tuna comes to breed in your vagina hole and do you know you can catch it on public transport if someone has banged their cock on the 'stop' button so be careful and don't forget to vaccinate against chlamydia because it's a dangerous world and you could die at any moment getting hit by a bus or slipping on a bit of sperm so cherish each day and love your nearest and dearest and don't forget it's nearly Christmas "
Do the crabs not eat the diseases? |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
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"Still haven't.
Still undecided.
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Just think of all that fun you could be having.....
Un tangling the fairy lights.
Finding the blown bulb.
Making sure no two same colour baubles are next to each other.
Ooooh..... heaven. !!  |
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