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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Town?

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By *ogo1189Man over a year ago

Rossendale

"Town?"

I think he means he was in the musical

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Town?

I think he means he was in the musical "

Gutted. I was thinking of Free pizza.

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Pizza factory? Making cheese on toast or are you just windy?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

In an old department store.

I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more.

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

A German lady came in for a method of coal extraction, coal extraction, she wanted, I gave her mein shaft.

Am I doing it right?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

A lady came in to our store and asked me for some wool.

Wool she wanted, felt she got.

I don't work there any more.

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

A lady came in the other day looking for some innuendo… so I gave her one

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By *ddie1966Man over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A bloke came in and wanted an argument.

I said "No you don't! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhh memories of the 18-30 holidays in Ibiza mid 1980s.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

"A German lady came in for a method of coal extraction, coal extraction, she wanted, I gave her mein shaft.

Am I doing it right?"

That's the spirit!

No entendre too small

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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

A lady came in for a burger, a burger from the store, a big mac she wanted a whopper she got... Bla bla bla bla.

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By *hampagneAfterpartyCouple over a year ago

A lady came into the stone one day and asked me for a kitkat ….. she got 4 fingers!

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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

"A lady came into the stone one day and asked me for a kitkat ….. she got 4 fingers! "

Was it Joan Collins.?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

A women came in for jewellary

Jewellary from the store

Ear rings she wanted

Pearl necklace she got

Don't work there any more

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By *mf123Man over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Scottie pippen is that you? Jordans pissed

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

A lady came into the repair shop, she wanted a full service, she certainly got that….sorted her car out too

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By *epravedGentMan over a year ago

London

A lady came in the other day looking for:

- some poultry in alcohol.. my cock in cider she got

- a tricky translator… a cunning linguist she got

- a subway sandwich… my footlong she got

Etc..

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Crikey - I’d forgotten this daft song from aeons ago.

A woman came in four five fur coats

Five fur coats from the storrrrrrrrrrre

Five fur coats she wanted, foreskins she got

I don’t work there anymore

It doesn’t seem anything like as hilarious these days. Oh to be a teenage idiot again

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