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So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…   |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… "
I think it needs to be made more clear that the yoghurt is organic, and no animals were hurt in the priming process.
Or something..?? |
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over a year ago
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"Did you send a picture of the said yoghurt? Or a blaster?
I just sent a pic of a plasterers radio and a cheeky wink… think i ruined my chances? "
Oh absolutely. That's not enough |
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"Just write "ug"
It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it  "
Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge? |
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"Just write "ug"
It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it
Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge? "
Don't think the extra travel is necessary.
They usually appreciate instant satisfaction (yours, obvs). |
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"Just write "ug"
It worked in the pre interweb era for our Stone Age cousins. Why not in the modern era, just typed rather than grunted? If in doubt, try an animal hide skirt whilst typing it
Do i still club them and take them off to a cave? Or travel lodge?
Don't think the extra travel is necessary.
They usually appreciate instant satisfaction (yours, obvs)."
Bonnet of the reliant robin it is then!!  |
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"Ugh.
Too many words Todger.
Who the fuck is gonna read all that? 
We should meet for coffee where i can just stare and drool a bit and you can…. Tell me how hot that makes you?? "
Tell you?
Can I not just cross my legs and fatal attraction it instead of dealing with words? |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere… "
Are there other options available?
I'd prefer custard. |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…
Are there other options available?
I'd prefer custard. "
There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…
Are there other options available?
I'd prefer custard.
There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx "
I'm here for it Todg.
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…
Are there other options available?
I'd prefer custard.
There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx
I'm here for it Todg.
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If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!! |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…
Are there other options available?
I'd prefer custard.
There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx
I'm here for it Todg.
If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!! "
I'm not here for that!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Compliments simply don't work anymore, I've just messaged a lass saying " I've your arse has flattend some grass" instant delete, can't the issue myself |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…
Are there other options available?
I'd prefer custard.
There’s always one isnt there…. Xxxx
I'm here for it Todg.
If only you were naked , bent over a bonnet - hands tied surrounded by scattered womansxweekly magazines…you’d be getting the spanking of a lifetime!!
I'm not here for that!
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Ugh..ugh ugh?
YAAARRRGHGHGH EUGHHH!!!! |
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag"."
Other sea birds are available.... |
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".
Other sea birds are available...."
Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? |
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".
Other sea birds are available....
Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? "
And the booby bird. Booby booby booby  . |
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".
Other sea birds are available....
Are you referring to the great breasted bed thrasher??? "
You know I'm not. |
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".
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Other sea birds are available...."
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You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter. |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".
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Other sea birds are available....
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You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter."
Watch out  |
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"So I started a message with - hi I was just priming my yoghurt blaster looking at pics of your tits and thought id say hello… no reply.. wtf is wrong with the wimmin on here?? Even when you’re being complimentary you get nowhere…
I think it needs to be made more clear that the yoghurt is organic, and no animals were hurt in the priming process.
Or something..?? "
What flavour is said yogurt? There's a big difference between pineapple or.... cheese |
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"Do compliments still prevail? I thought they had been abolished. But then I've always been susceptible to a compliment landing in my inbox. It doesn't always necessarily lead to a "shag".
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Other sea birds are available....
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You would make for an ideal Albatross for my rocky, clifftop shelter."
I've been to an Albatross roost. |
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