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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Katy Perry “Kissed a girl” and she “liked it”, hey?
Well big deal! I’ve kissed a girl (well actually a fully grown woman, m’lud) too (as hard as that might be to believe, mind) and I quite liked it as well.
So it’s not the big brag she thinks it is.
What other unimpressive boasts are there, Fabsters?
I’m bored!
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
Met a guy recently who must have nicked his cock pics from someone else because it wasn't even half the size...
So I couldn't get rid of him fast enough...
I was wanking him quickly and he said,
"oh don't or I'll cum too quick... And I'll splash your headboard"...
A few seconds later ...
... It was a couple of feeble squirts onto his belly.
Now keeps asking for a repeat meet...
Strange I've been needing to wash my hair often these days... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A while back, I bought a set of socks with the days of the week on them. I have never picked the wrong day despite not being able to read it until they're unfurled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a guy recently who must have nicked his cock pics from someone else because it wasn't even half the size...
So I couldn't get rid of him fast enough...
I was wanking him quickly and he said,
"oh don't or I'll cum too quick... And I'll splash your headboard"...
A few seconds later ...
... It was a couple of feeble squirts onto his belly.
Now keeps asking for a repeat meet...
Strange I've been needing to wash my hair often these days..."
That is terrible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So Katy Perry “Kissed a girl” and she “liked it”, hey?
Well big deal! I’ve kissed a girl (well actually a fully grown woman, m’lud) too (as hard as that might be to believe, mind) and I quite liked it as well.
So it’s not the big brag she thinks it is.
What other unimpressive boasts are there, Fabsters?
I’m bored!
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Bragging about cock size has to be at the top
Bragging about being good in bed not me you op..   |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
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"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.
You don't look cool, you look out of touch
But I am out of touch. Like, completely out of touch."
Proud to be out of touch to...simple n easy  |
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"Heavy cummer...annoys fuck out of me seeing that on guys profiles. Like I give a shit how big your sack loads are 
Mrs M"
With you on that one!
Also, “I can make you cum…I made all my partners cum so far” highly doubt it, Cowboy. Sit down. |
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"When people say "who?" when you mention a celebrity that only a hermit would have missed.
You don't look cool, you look out of touch
But I am out of touch. Like, completely out of touch."
Me too, I have to Google most of the contestants in reality game shows. The point is I don't boast about it. |
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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Met a guy recently who must have nicked his cock pics from someone else because it wasn't even half the size...
So I couldn't get rid of him fast enough...
I was wanking him quickly and he said,
"oh don't or I'll cum too quick... And I'll splash your headboard"...
A few seconds later ...
... It was a couple of feeble squirts onto his belly.
Now keeps asking for a repeat meet...
Strange I've been needing to wash my hair often these days...
That is terrible "
Haha so kind of you to sympathise but not really terrible for me. He is still a boast bore whereas my hair is suuuuper lush these days! |
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