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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know your getting old when it takes longer to recover from doing something than actually doing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know your getting old when it takes longer to recover from doing something than actually doing it lol"

fuck me im old lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You know your getting old when it takes longer to recover from doing something than actually doing it lol

fuck me im old lol"

Is that an invite??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you make that noise when you reach down to pick something off the floor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You know your getting old when it takes longer to recover from doing something than actually doing it lol

fuck me im old lol

Is that an invite??? lol "

let me just oil my hips lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loud music gives you a headache!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

when you go to see your GP and think...hes never old enough to be a doctor

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

you're asleep....but your family are worried that you're dead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you're asleep....but your family are worried that you're dead "

lol...brill...

and they start going through your pockets....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton

it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby


"it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!"

Sleep?....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple  over a year ago

Bolton


"it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!

Sleep?.... "

lol - yep!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you begin to need a disco nap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ya start moaning bout the younger swingers talking their time in the clubs lockable rooms lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Getting lucky means you find your car in the car park

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know you're getting old when music you like is a memory but to your kids it's history.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

you have more hair in your ears than you do on your head

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By *artin216Man  over a year ago

Spilsby


"you have more hair in your ears than you do on your head"

just reminds me..i need to pluck..

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

Your back goes out more than you do.

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

grey pubs nice picture above

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

you finally discover where you prostate is

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By *im53Man  over a year ago

Boldon

when you start looking at my profile

and think not bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know i'm getting old cause it now takes me all night just to think about what i used to do all night.. lol..

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I look forward to farting as it cuts down on the heating bills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know I am old when peeps my age tell me they have kids that are in their 20s!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your Adams apple is bigger than your cock...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You start fancying the pishy posse....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you get turned down by the pussy posse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you get turned down by the pussy posse"

Mmmmm... See we have a new contender, bugger... one gives in another waits for a turn... Just how I like em lol...

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"When your Adams apple is bigger than your cock... "

hahahaha prove it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your Adams apple is bigger than your cock...

hahahaha prove it "

Right! I will...See! nobody noticed..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your Adams apple is bigger than your cock...

hahahaha prove it

Right! I will...See! nobody noticed.. "

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I hope to find out for myself soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When your Adams apple is bigger than your cock...

hahahaha prove it

Right! I will...See! nobody noticed..

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I hope to find out for myself soon "

Stop teasing me I have a heart condition you know....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Stop teasing me I have a heart condition you know.... "

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OK

... go to sulk in corner!

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By *aul hMan  over a year ago

Derby

Hi everyone, relatively new to the forum, but not the site so here goes.

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Hi everyone, relatively new to the forum, but not the site so here goes. "

Does that make you feel old hun, hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi everyone, relatively new to the forum, but not the site so here goes.

Does that make you feel old hun, hehehe"

Debs, be nice to the newbies now

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Hi everyone, relatively new to the forum, but not the site so here goes.

Does that make you feel old hun, hehehe

Debs, be nice to the newbies now "

I AM!!!

This is called the you know your old when thread!!!!!

MWAH, xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi everyone, relatively new to the forum, but not the site so here goes.

Does that make you feel old hun, hehehe

Debs, be nice to the newbies now

I AM!!!

This is called the you know your old when thread!!!!!

MWAH, xx"

must be my age

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"Hi everyone, relatively new to the forum, but not the site so here goes.

Does that make you feel old hun, hehehe

Debs, be nice to the newbies now

I AM!!!

This is called the you know your old when thread!!!!!

MWAH, xx

must be my age

"

So long as you have your own hair and teeth, then you only half way there, hehehe xxx

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By *ugby 123Couple  over a year ago
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O o O oo

lol loving this thread, and recognise lots on it, sadly

Welcome to the newbie too..Hi Paul

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When you have a party and none of the neighbours realise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

welcome paul

you know yer getting old when the songs you love are referred to as "oldies"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cant answer this, im still a spring chicken :0)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you cant go out like that, go stand by the fire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you often repeat things.....you often repeat things.....you often repeat things

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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When you listen to a song and say

Thats rubbish, I can't tell a word they saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

thats just noise

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By *leasureDomeMan  over a year ago

all over the place

The smoke alarm has to remind you the oven is still on !!

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By *aravancoupleMan  over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

You know when you're getting old. I was watching porn last week and found myself thinking fuck me that bed looks comfy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"you have more hair in your ears than you do on your head"

And your nose too!

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i wont go anywhere with out my comfy cardigan!!!! help!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Posse worry you!

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"The Posse worry you! "

Ya OLD fat git!!! hehehehehe

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)

you know your getting old when you dribble when you cough! (not from your gob either)

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

...I have to lie down to shag

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"you know your getting old when you dribble when you cough! (not from your gob either) "

Nice!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The Posse worry you!

Ya OLD fat git!!! hehehehehe"

Now Now Now.... You know what happens lol... you just know pmsl!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know im getting old.

Im better on me back than stood up these days.

And sit rubbing things while watching telly

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"you know your getting old when you dribble when you cough! (not from your gob either) "

used to do that

had the op at leeds private hospital

dont do it no more...yay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I know im getting old.

Im better on me back than stood up these days.

And sit rubbing things while watching telly "

Can I sit next to ya when Eastenders is on next...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pmsl.

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By *ebzStarWoman  over a year ago

Notting


"The Posse worry you!

Now Now Now.... You know what happens lol... you just know pmsl!!!! "

MWAH

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know your getting old when you have your lunch at 11.30am

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

You know your getting old when they knock on your door to give you one of the christmas parcels for the elderly that you donated too

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By *ickmealloverWoman  over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

...... you get a card from the queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When your friends call at tea time and ask "Did I wake you?" ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know you are getting old when something you have done in the last few weeks seems like it was months ago lololololo

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By *ave5465Man  over a year ago

sheffield

You know your getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get that feeling most mornings!

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By *ave5465Man  over a year ago

sheffield

I was only thinking i was getting old a couple of days ago when i was watching porn & i thought "f**k me that bed looks comfy!"

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By *aravancoupleMan  over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and then noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod! "

ooops

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