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over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Willy loves a mince pie "
These mince pies are willy free. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Narrators- Woody looks longingly and strokes his beard pondering wether to enter this tread.
….
*woody types …..
I have excuses for doing this, none of which are relevant or defendable, but …. But…
*sighs,… Continues eyeballing a hot chic.  |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Willy loves a mince pie
These mince pies are willy free."
Damn.
That's the only reason I'd ever consider allowing one near my mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
*sighs,… Continues eyeballing a hot chic.
Checked...none on this thread.
Shh… I’m on my phone.
*woody scrolls the instagram…"
Ah a men with sense. You can have a mince pie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Willy loves a mince pie
These mince pies are willy free.
Damn.
That's the only reason I'd ever consider allowing one near my mouth."
I'm sure Willy would oblige. Cream? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sweet and spice fancy something sweet 
This is more of a sour thread. Mince pie?
Oh yes please, if it's not too much trouble x"
You can even have brandy cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
*sighs,… Continues eyeballing a hot chic.
Checked...none on this thread.
Shh… I’m on my phone.
*woody scrolls the instagram…
Ah a men with sense. You can have a mince pie."
Not until December.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
*sighs,… Continues eyeballing a hot chic.
Checked...none on this thread.
Shh… I’m on my phone.
*woody scrolls the instagram…
Ah a men with sense. You can have a mince pie.
Not until December. "
Oh you're one of THOSE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
*sighs,… Continues eyeballing a hot chic.
Checked...none on this thread.
Shh… I’m on my phone.
*woody scrolls the instagram…
Ah a men with sense. You can have a mince pie.
Not until December.
Oh you're one of THOSE"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
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True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry  |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Willy loves a mince pie
These mince pies are willy free.
Damn.
That's the only reason I'd ever consider allowing one near my mouth.
I'm sure Willy would oblige. Cream?"
You know where I am, Prey x |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry "
No Raven for you then! She is full of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it. "
Poses an interesting question, would I get dr*nk just going down on her?   |
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it. "
Full of what?
Beans?
Mince pies?
There’s plenty of food here. Now I’m just confused. *rubs head and pouts* |
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Poses an interesting question, would I get dr*nk just going down on her? "
No, you'd probably get a slap |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Poses an interesting question, would I get dr*nk just going down on her? "
Yes. You need to be d*unk to go through going down on her.
It's like a flea bite, the saliva is an anesthetic so you don't feel it happen.  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Full of what?
Beans?
Mince pies?
There’s plenty of food here. Now I’m just confused. *rubs head and pouts*"
Alcohol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Willy loves a mince pie
These mince pies are willy free.
Damn.
That's the only reason I'd ever consider allowing one near my mouth.
I'm sure Willy would oblige. Cream?
You know where I am, Prey x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Poses an interesting question, would I get dr*nk just going down on her? "
Many have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Full of what?
Beans?
Mince pies?
There’s plenty of food here. Now I’m just confused. *rubs head and pouts*"
I'm dieting so help yourself! |
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Full of what?
Beans?
Mince pies?
There’s plenty of food here. Now I’m just confused. *rubs head and pouts*
Alcohol! "
Ohhhhhh. Of course.
*leaves the bar, having drank herself into a walking coma* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Joe thinks mince pies are crap and overrated
I think dick is crap and overrated.
Brandy cream?
True, and I don't have anything with alcohol in it. Sorry
No Raven for you then! She is full of it.
Poses an interesting question, would I get dr*nk just going down on her?
Many have "
Still would |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
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Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available. "
It's a therapy session not a cafe. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available.
It's a therapy session not a cafe. "
But I'm in the mood...
...for some muffins |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available.
It's a therapy session not a cafe.
But I'm in the mood...
...for some muffins "
Wrong thread. |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available.
It's a therapy session not a cafe. "
***Roland raising his right hand up in the air. Raven shouts: " No questions"*** |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
London |
"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available.
It's a therapy session not a cafe.
But I'm in the mood...
...for some muffins
Wrong thread. "
There's a muffin thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
Any cherry pies pleas?
I'd settle for apple and blackcurrant pies, if cherry isn't available.
It's a therapy session not a cafe.
But I'm in the mood...
...for some muffins
Wrong thread.
There's a muffin thread?"
Indeed there is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t want to talk in the third person.
But I do like mince pies.
I think I’ll just gatecrash & steal one.
Misty swaggers out licking her fingers….
…fuck  "
Narrator - Woody watches Misty lick her fingers…
*spills his drink |
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"I don’t want to talk in the third person.
But I do like mince pies.
I think I’ll just gatecrash & steal one.
Misty swaggers out licking her fingers….
…fuck
Narrator - Woody watches Misty lick her fingers…
*spills his drink "
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
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If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though "
You're letting me stay while I stalk Ryan, take the whole box! |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though
You're letting me stay while I stalk Ryan, take the whole box!"
Who's this Ryan? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though
You're letting me stay while I stalk Ryan, take the whole box!
Who's this Ryan?"
The guy I won't fake orgasms with. |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though
You're letting me stay while I stalk Ryan, take the whole box!
Who's this Ryan?
The guy I won't fake orgasms with."
He's in your head then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though
You're letting me stay while I stalk Ryan, take the whole box!
Who's this Ryan?
The guy I won't fake orgasms with.
He's in your head then "
Mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like mince pies.
They’re the one piece of Christmas I don’t mind starting early."
November is not Christmas though.
But I agree with you, nothing tastes more like Christmas than a mince pie. |
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"A group therapy session for all those that refer to themselves in the third person.
Free mince pies.
If your giving away free mince pies I'll refer to myself as anything you like....Shady might need enough mince pies for 3 people though
You're letting me stay while I stalk Ryan, take the whole box!"
Winning at life! I get mince pies, you get Ryan oooh yeah! Let's shit on the pitch at the Racecourse grounds just to top it all off. That'll learn him |
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