Ice breaking

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's your favourite opening message that grabbed your attention you have ever received ?

By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why so you can get some ideas?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why so you can get some ideas?

Think you hit the nail on the head there

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

(That was a message - not an offer !)

Works every time - trust me!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

(That was a message - not an offer !)

Works every time - trust me!

Yep.... This one works for us every time

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

(That was a message - not an offer !)

Works every time - trust me!

someone messaged me that ..i just replied... yer i do, know anyone who's good?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did u wash your pants in windex cause i can see myself in them

By *edangel_2013Woman over a year ago

southend

Why do penguins stamp their feet when they meet a new penguin?

They are trying to break the ice.

Boom Tish - I'm here all week!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?

(That was a message - not an offer !)

Works every time - trust me!

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I usually pay a compliment first, something along the lines of "nice tits!"