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over a year ago
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"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.
Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety 
Oh jeez he isn't on here."
Maybe say you're expecting it to be the best to him directly and test his resolve under pressure, then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.
Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety
Oh jeez he isn't on here.
Maybe say you're expecting it to be the best to him directly and test his resolve under pressure, then."
He already knows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.
Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety
Oh jeez he isn't on here.
Maybe say you're expecting it to be the best to him directly and test his resolve under pressure, then.
He already knows."
Aww, well that's not funny but it is nice. |
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"Oh just someone on here 
I’m a someone!!! 
Are you the best shag though Woody?
I feel that this question is loaded somehow.
But, I am a someone!!!!  "
You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true |
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does a good shag mean he made you orgasm by penetration.
or the foreplay was so good you orgasmed
or he fingered/licked or massaged your clit to perfection.
whats your definition of the best shag ladies..
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"does a good shag mean he made you orgasm by penetration.
or the foreplay was so good you orgasmed
or he fingered/licked or massaged your clit to perfection.
whats your definition of the best shag ladies..
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All of the above |
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"does a good shag mean he made you orgasm by penetration.
or the foreplay was so good you orgasmed
or he fingered/licked or massaged your clit to perfection.
whats your definition of the best shag ladies..
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None of the above |
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"Oh just someone on here
I’m a someone!!!
Are you the best shag though Woody?
I feel that this question is loaded somehow.
But, I am a someone!!!!
You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true "
I like your optimism. |
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"Oh just someone on here
I’m a someone!!!
Are you the best shag though Woody?
I feel that this question is loaded somehow.
But, I am a someone!!!!
You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true
I like your optimism. "
I am a pure fountain of optimism… combined with just a little touch of sarcasm |
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"Oh just someone on here
I’m a someone!!!
Are you the best shag though Woody?
I feel that this question is loaded somehow.
But, I am a someone!!!!
You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true
I like your optimism.
I am a pure fountain of optimism… combined with just a little touch of sarcasm "
Now you sound like a fancy cocktail. |
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She's long, tall but equally small,
She has massive, juicy but also small, firm, bullet nippled hooters,
Her bottom is very, very curvy and yet small and firm,
She has long and full flowing hair and equally styled and cut cheekily short .....
Oh, I just cannot tell you as each and every lady has her own beauty and gives you as unique a ride as she herself stands out from the other!
I will admit, if she has intelligence, wit and a sharp and sexy mind she goes up in the choice and as I am far from shallow,
...if she keeps her nylons and high heels on as I explore her, all the better
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"Prob one of the mature swinger women who have mastered their craft and have got it down to a art form lol "
Good answer... a mature sexy and confident chandalier swinging lady is never a date to miss out on !  |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex  if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me "
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x"
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me "
Slow and steady wins the race |
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Shags are dark, goose-sized birds, In the breeding season, adults develop a dark glossy green plumage and prominent recurved crest on the front of their head.
On that basis, I’ve never had a shag, I’d be put off a little with all that glossy green hair ?? |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race"
Race? Are we competing with another couple? |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple? "
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk"
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!  |
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Hello funtimephil69
I guess this is the question that might be nigh on impossible to answer with any given certainty or fact because to validate your answer you'd have to do a lot of the sex with all the Fabbers and it could take a while.
And to validate your findings you would have to conferr with others who too have done the sex with all the fibbers
Then I suggest you collate the data and turn it into a pie chart...because who doesn't like pie right
Then I'll await the PowerPoint presentation when you disclose the results....
And can we have the nice biscuits please and good coffee...Maybe a Maccers.
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk"
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging  |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither! "
That did make me chuckle |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging "
It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging
It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x"
It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!! |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging
It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x
It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!"
Not all guys are just looking to get their end away |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging
It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x
It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!
Not all guys are just looking to get their end away "
But you are, right? Just checking I’m on to a promise here |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging
It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x
It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!
Not all guys are just looking to get their end away
But you are, right? Just checking I’m on to a promise here "
Scouts honour! |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!
That did make me chuckle "
Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!
That did make me chuckle
Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair "
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!
That did make me chuckle
Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair
"
Mind my toes |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!
That did make me chuckle
Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair
Mind my toes"
No  |
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!
That did make me chuckle
Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair "
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"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex if only someone would teach me how
I'll teach you
How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me
I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x
As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me
Slow and steady wins the race
Race? Are we competing with another couple?
Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk
We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging
It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x
It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!
Not all guys are just looking to get their end away
But you are, right? Just checking I’m on to a promise here
Scouts honour!"
You realise I have that in writing, it’s a legally binding contract now!  |
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