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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a load of old bollocks.
I'm setting up my own cult, if they can do it. So can I.
Any suggestions or advice? X
The Wankologists "
I'd say that's more of an art than a cult  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't say I know much about it, but to be honest it all sounds bollocks. Seeing how nuts "il be back" Arnie and Tom Cruise are, makes me wanna back up and run !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't say I know much about it, but to be honest it all sounds bollocks. Seeing how nuts "il be back" Arnie and Tom Cruise are, makes me wanna back up and run !! "
But I like the way that if you disagree with them. They try and ruin you you gotta respect that in a cult
That part I'm adopting for my own x |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"What a load of old bollocks.
I'm setting up my own cult, if they can do it. So can I.
Any suggestions or advice? X"
Get a 'celebrity' or two to endorse or condemn the cult. Nothing will do more for membership than that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What a load of old bollocks.
I'm setting up my own cult, if they can do it. So can I.
Any suggestions or advice? X
Get a 'celebrity' or two to endorse or condemn the cult. Nothing will do more for membership than that."
Top idea my friend. All you celebs on here get in touch. Not you though Kevin Webster x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't say I know much about it, but to be honest it all sounds bollocks. Seeing how nuts "il be back" Arnie and Tom Cruise are, makes me wanna back up and run !!
But I like the way that if you disagree with them. They try and ruin you you gotta respect that in a cult
That part I'm adopting for my own x"
Oh I don't mind being ruined just not by a bunch of nutters.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a proven fact that evolution is driven by repeated events that give an advantage.
Due to the power and conviction accumulated in the exclamation of "Oh God" during orgasm over the centuries whilst simultaneously the uttering of Amen has become quieter and more mumbled it is now the only way that a prayer can be heard, and needs to replace the old and now defunct mumbled Amen.
Church services are going to be a lot more fun now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't say I know much about it, but to be honest it all sounds bollocks. Seeing how nuts "il be back" Arnie and Tom Cruise are, makes me wanna back up and run !!
But I like the way that if you disagree with them. They try and ruin you you gotta respect that in a cult
That part I'm adopting for my own x
Oh I don't mind being ruined just not by a bunch of nutters.. "
. Can't ruin me, ex wife has beat them to it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do we get to throw things at stupid people?"
THIS SHALL BE THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
1. Thou shalt always throw a heavy object at the people of stupidity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was 18 year old student I took one of their "Peronality" tests at one of their offices/shops after they pulled me in with the promise that it was in aid of research. I had I not had the strength of mind to realise what was going on, I could have very easily of been taken in by them. I had to use a threat of violence to actually get out of the building. A very dangerous cult
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"Do we get to throw things at stupid people?
THIS SHALL BE THE FIRST COMMANDMENT
1. Thou shalt always throw a heavy object at the people of stupidity."
That's such a good plan I may set up a buisness making heavy objects. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooo oooo oooo im thinking now we could invent our own testing for new members."
Let me figure a name and my Ten Commandments first then I will deploy the testing policy x |
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By *_and_MCouple
over a year ago
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I started my own religion based in our shed...some of my commandments
Love your leader - me
Pistachios are holy
Show cleavage at all times
Live your dreams
Love your leader - again
Ground Elder is evil and must be destroyed
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I started my own religion based in our shed...some of my commandments
Love your leader - me
Pistachios are holy
Show cleavage at all times
Live your dreams
Love your leader - again
Ground Elder is evil and must be destroyed
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I may have to "borrow" 2 of them if I may be so bold.
Not sure what ground elder is? It doesn't involve old mans penis does it? Like ground tiger wang that the Chinese so enjoy x |
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By *_and_MCouple
over a year ago
kings lynn |
"I started my own religion based in our shed...some of my commandments
Love your leader - me
Pistachios are holy
Show cleavage at all times
Live your dreams
Love your leader - again
Ground Elder is evil and must be destroyed
I may have to "borrow" 2 of them if I may be so bold.
Not sure what ground elder is? It doesn't involve old mans penis does it? Like ground tiger wang that the Chinese so enjoy x"
please help yourself....we are a very inclusive religion
ground elder is an awful invasive that I want to rid my garden of... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I started my own religion based in our shed...some of my commandments
Love your leader - me
Pistachios are holy
Show cleavage at all times
Live your dreams
Love your leader - again
Ground Elder is evil and must be destroyed
I may have to "borrow" 2 of them if I may be so bold.
Not sure what ground elder is? It doesn't involve old mans penis does it? Like ground tiger wang that the Chinese so enjoy x
please help yourself....we are a very inclusive religion
ground elder is an awful invasive that I want to rid my garden of... "
That sounds more plausible than old mans ground up willy.
I'm liking the sound of your religion you may bring aspect of it into my new cult x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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BUZZOLOGY
THE TEN CONMANDMENTS LAUD DOWN BY OUR ALL CONQUERING LEADER
1. Though shalt always throw heavy object at the people of the stupid persuasion.
2. Thee Bangers must be on show or available at all hours of the darkness.
3. Love thy leader. Thy leader is never wrong and Arther Fonzerelli cool.
Seven more to go and we got us a cult x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"BUZZOLOGY
THE TEN CONMANDMENTS LAUD DOWN BY OUR ALL CONQUERING LEADER
1. Though shalt always throw heavy object at the people of the stupid persuasion.
2. Thee Bangers must be on show or available at all hours of the darkness.
3. Love thy leader. Thy leader is never wrong and Arther Fonzerelli cool.
4. Thy leader is in charge of the music. Touch thou button and I'll chop your fingers off
Six more to go and we got us a cult x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why is it any more nutty the any other religion, because its a new religion it gets loads of stick, and rightfully so, its ludicrous, but why don't the other religions get mocked as much, or so heavily criticised. scientology is mental, and obviously made up to control people, however every other religion is just as mental and obviously made up to control people.
all religions should be ridiculed like scientology, which to be honest is a relatively peaceful religion compared to christianity and islam. you don't hear of any scintologist suicide bomber, or many scientologist peados, dont see them starting holy wars either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a load of old bollocks.
I'm setting up my own cult, if they can do it. So can I.
Any suggestions or advice? X"
Rectanalists hasn't been done yet as a religion. |
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"BUZZOLOGY
4. Thy leader is in charge of the music. Touch thou button and I'll chop your fingers off
Six more to go and we got us a cult x"
I can see a slight technical problem arising here, I wont be able to flip my Cult albums over with no fingers |
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