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By (user no longer on site) OP
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1) Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
2) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
3) A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (Pay attention! This one never fails.)
4) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
5) Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.
6) Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
7) Rubbish is something you've kept for years and throw away the weekend before you need it.
8) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
9) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
10) If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." - feels very appropriate after some recent learning experiences :/
Bonus) Your friends love you anyway. |
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