Went into the field the other day and a bull let me go past. I have seen withnail and I and I expected a show down and to be told to run at it, and to show no fear. It did not react at all as I was led to believe therefore I can only assume it was infact a fake bull. As for men who like to shag other men's wives, not sure what would make for a real one or fake |
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"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter... "
I blame 50 shades of grey  ..We don’t meet anyone that describes themselves as bulls or doms etc it’s just not our thing but we have heard stories about people claiming to be and in reality their the total opposite.. |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.
Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.
So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.
If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).
He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.
The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.
Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull? |
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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago
Northwest |
I used to service a couple that used to come to mine quite often she used to love watch her hubby suck me get me hard before I tended to her needs while he watched is this the meaning of a bull I don't know but it was awesome |
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"I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.
Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.
So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.
If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).
He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.
The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.
Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?"
Do you know how much those bulls are worry 
Living a life of luxury for their jizz they are. Think the bull is having a deal of it versus the cow |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
"I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.
Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.
So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.
If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).
He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.
The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.
Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?
Do you know how much those bulls are worry
Living a life of luxury for their jizz they are. Think the bull is having a deal of it versus the cow "
We’ll them bulls yes but most male calves don’t have it so good.
They are no good for dairy, so they are used for veal, which I do not have an issue with as long as it is ethically treated and housed. Or they have there nuts cut off so they can pile on the muscle as a steer for the beef industry.
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"I do not understand this as bulls in the world of farming are very rarely used to get cows pregnant.
Most of the bovines born in this country are a result of artificial insemination.
So the bull has been replaced by a man with a very big rubber glove as it is more efficient.
If Mr Clarkson wants to get his cow pregnant (which failed many times, so he now has a pet cow).
He looks in a catalogue picks the bull (these are usually progeny tested and worth a lot of money). Then the man turn up rubber glove and all sticks his arm up and deposits semen in cows uterus.
The said bull only ever mounts a frame to be harvested or in extreme cases wanked off.
Therefore whos want to describe themselves as a bull?
Do you know how much those bulls are worry
Living a life of luxury for their jizz they are. Think the bull is having a deal of it versus the cow
We’ll them bulls yes but most male calves don’t have it so good.
They are no good for dairy, so they are used for veal, which I do not have an issue with as long as it is ethically treated and housed. Or they have there nuts cut off so they can pile on the muscle as a steer for the beef industry.
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Farmers daughter, still rather be a male bovine. The energy required for a diary cow to produce milk is the same as a human running a marathon daily |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"I used to service a couple that used to come to mine quite often she used to love watch her hubby suck me get me hard before I tended to her needs while he watched is this the meaning of a bull I don't know but it was awesome "
This is what a bull is all about |
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"I used to service a couple that used to come to mine quite often she used to love watch her hubby suck me get me hard before I tended to her needs while he watched is this the meaning of a bull I don't know but it was awesome
This is what a bull is all about "
He could be fake. Just saying. How would you know? |
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
Paper Town Central, Essex. |
"Has anyone met up with a bull who turned out to be a fake or an imposter...
I used to ride the mechanical bull at Saddle Ranch on Sunset in Hollywood  "
Yeah, but still, the operator was a right cow.... |
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We met a guy who had dozens of great verifications but he was anything but a stud or a bull.
Afterwards we actually messaged a few of his "conquests" asking about the verification they left and pretty much all said they were just being polite!! Wtf
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"We met a guy who had dozens of great verifications but he was anything but a stud or a bull.
Afterwards we actually messaged a few of his "conquests" asking about the verification they left and pretty much all said they were just being polite!! Wtf
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Yes I do wonder how much of that goes on here.
We have had guys chasing us to verify them after a simple social meet, even when we have turned them down. |
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"We met a guy who had dozens of great verifications but he was anything but a stud or a bull.
Afterwards we actually messaged a few of his "conquests" asking about the verification they left and pretty much all said they were just being polite!! Wtf
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We left a verification at the time simply stating nice friendly guy
He knew we were pissed off. |
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