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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Hippos have escaped into the wild in Colombia from the estate of the famous cartel owner Pavlova Escabor. They have bred so much that Columbian Hippo experts are calling them a dangerous invasive species and they are to be sterilised and shot by expert snipers. Now we all know that hippos are one of the most dangerous on the planet. Could they just herd them back onto the estate and repair the fence.
What's going on her guys. It's all over the news |
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I have never heard of pavlava Escobar but I believe he must have made his fortune selling sugar to make pavlovas and then did not know what to spend it on so he imported hippos and said hippos created more. With the war on obesity I assume he lost his fortune as pavlovas are high sugar and the hippos escaped |
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"Hippos have escaped into the wild in Colombia from the estate of the famous cartel owner Pavlova Escabor. They have bred so much that Columbian Hippo experts are calling them a dangerous invasive species and they are to be sterilised and shot by expert snipers. Now we all know that hippos are one of the most dangerous on the planet. Could they just herd them back onto the estate and repair the fence.
What's going on her guys. It's all over the news"
I heard that Pavlova Escabor got his just dessert |
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