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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used to meet my ex-wife, before she was my wife, in pub car park where she usually gave me a hand job. The pub was open and it was usually early evening. |
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By *r_PinkMan 43 weeks ago
london stratford |
I once worked in an office where I was left alone for days on end.
I hated the job, so when I gave my last months notice, when I knew no one was gonna be in on my last day, I had 3 wanks!
one at my desk, one at the kitchen area and the most enjoyable, one full blown squirt on my soon to be ex bosses chair. Left a nice stain and left with a smile on my face. |
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By *irexMan 43 weeks ago
Hertford |
Stood in a crowded pub in Dublin, trouble was I was with the mrs and a couple of friends when someone reached round from behind and started wanking me. I got hard very quickly but daren’t look to see who it was, only lasted 30 seconds or so but it was very horny while it lasted! |
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15 y.o. at the time.
My bedroom.
I was seated at a desk, supposed to be doing homework.
I wasn't doing "home work" but I was "working on myself" in my home.
Just as I reached the "point of no return", my bedroom door bursts open and in walks mum with a cup of tea.
Luckily, my back was to her, so I very quickly scooched myself forward fully under the table.
I did not have time to "do myself up" (not that I could due to, er...having a stiffy).
What made it worse was that I was actually cumming, as she walked over to my desk and placed the tea down by my left elbow.
I think she said something like "Are you alright dear ? You've gone terribly red"
I could barely think, being "in the moment" and also completely embarassed. I think I blurted out something like "It's terribly hot in here", and she went off to turn the heating down.
Fastest self-cleanup I have ever done.
And the horrible dawning that the 1st woman I ever came in the presence of was my..I actually cannot say it..I'm too ashamed
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Quite a few but the riskiest is probably at work.
Not sure if this is/was a local thing but I remember having a few danger wanks at a teen and sharing the outcomes with friends
Boys will be boys and all that.
If you’re not familiar;
Classically, it’s where you’re in your bedroom and soldiering on to the latest Nuts magazine / Grattan catalogs lingerie pages / Baywatch / etc… with your pants around your ankles and that perfectly folded landing strip of tissue or trustee sock in position. (always been a tissue man. Never once used the sock method)
Then as you’re approaching get your point of confidence, this is where you’d shout your mum to come upstairs, in the hope you can finish before the door swings open.
Adjusting the point of confidence further back each time to increase the risk
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By *adgerMan 43 weeks ago
york |
With various gf in no particular order
Driving in Pretoria
Beach in Hong Kong
Bar in Hong Kong
Restaurant in Singapore (probably a flogging offence!)
I guest the riskiest was while watching lions in chobe! |
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Whilst on holiday top deck of open top bus met a girl there and she gave me a great hand job then started sucking me off then she finished me off with her hand making me shoot my load over her face and as amazing xx people were sat at the front of bust too but to intrigued in the other sights I think |
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In car and van on a lay-by, Toilets at work, canteen at work (well more a rub off through trousers than a full wank” friends house while staying over night, gym locker room,
Dam I’m a total Wanker |
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By (user no longer on site) 43 weeks ago
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The "Danger Wank" when you were a teenager. Lie in bed wanking and call down to mother asking her to bring you a drink, and then try to finish before she enters your bedroom. |
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