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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Gentlemen, man-chaps and artful dodgers...

When she is carrying a new hairstyle or a coiffured-cut, do not delay: at the very least acknowledge her hairstyle or, if you're feeling magnanimous, tease out from your masculine tongue a compliment of the noblest order.

Do it for the sanctity of your sanity. You don't need the agro / compliment her afro. You don't ignore her minge / why ignore her fringe? Make amends with her split ends and shower her with plaudits.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want you to read to me from a book where its all long and descriptive words that I don't understand but I'll listen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gentlemen, man-chaps and artful dodgers...

When she is carrying a new hairstyle or a coiffured-cut, do not delay: at the very least acknowledge her hairstyle or, if you're feeling magnanimous, tease out from your masculine tongue a compliment of the noblest order.

Do it for the sanctity of your sanity. You don't need the agro / compliment her afro. You don't ignore her minge / why ignore her fringe? Make amends with her split ends and shower her with plaudits."

But what happens if the new hair colour reminds one of a traffic cone?

I came unstuck with that compliment.

(* btw love the writing style)

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon "

Will it be on full regalia display this coming Friday?

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon

Will it be on full regalia display this coming Friday? "

Naturally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got the most awful comment on my hair the other day from a man on fab.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I have a new hairstyle today, I’m fresh out of the salon

Will it be on full regalia display this coming Friday?

Naturally "

So... he's not ignoring your fringe...?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I got the most awful comment on my hair the other day from a man on fab. "

Charming. You'd think if people can't say something nice, they'd not say anything at all.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I want you to read to me from a book where its all long and descriptive words that I don't understand but I'll listen "

Let's start with Penthouse™ magazine.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Gentlemen, man-chaps and artful dodgers...

When she is carrying a new hairstyle or a coiffured-cut, do not delay: at the very least acknowledge her hairstyle or, if you're feeling magnanimous, tease out from your masculine tongue a compliment of the noblest order.

Do it for the sanctity of your sanity. You don't need the agro / compliment her afro. You don't ignore her minge / why ignore her fringe? Make amends with her split ends and shower her with plaudits.

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But what happens if the new hair colour reminds one of a traffic cone?

I came unstuck with that compliment."

I've never heard of that compliment before.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But Nero, am I allowed to compliment you on the lustrous shine to your "do" when I see you on Friday?

I don't like to leave people out.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"But Nero, am I allowed to compliment you on the lustrous shine to your "do" when I see you on Friday?

I don't like to leave people out. "

You can do whatever you like.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well. "

I'm looking forward to you going down, well.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well.

I'm looking forward to you going down, well. "

Its been said before... incorrigible

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"My previous boss once didn't recognise his wife when she'd had a perm, then he laughed. It didn't go down well.

I'm looking forward to you going down, well.

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Its been said before... incorrigible "

I've only just started!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital… "

Saff', I thought these days you had to be trimmed and plucked like a chicken down below for most medical procedures.

...and why does it need to be dyed?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital…

Saff', I thought these days you had to be trimmed and plucked like a chicken down below for most medical procedures.

...and why does it need to be dyed?"

I’m not having a foof replacement!!!!

I am a women of a certain age Nero… I am currently sporting a very unattractive halo of grey. As I will be restricted by Icecream and scars to comfy pants for the foreseeable the least I can do is have good hair

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I adore experimenting with my short style whether it’s a bold colour or an androgynous look! My hair is kinda my thing and often complimented on thanks to the skills of my hairdresser, I’ve found a style that’s easily changed and suits my face shape x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I adore experimenting with my short style whether it’s a bold colour or an androgynous look! My hair is kinda my thing and often complimented on thanks to the skills of my hairdresser, I’ve found a style that’s easily changed and suits my face shape x"

Dancer, your hair is the embodiment of you; it's your signature and it perfectly defines your presence on the Fåb Forå.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only compliments i get are "oh, it's looking less frizzy today".

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I shall be having my nest chopped and dyed tomorrow. Can’t be looking like I sleep in a rabbit hutch in a posh hospital…

Saff', I thought these days you had to be trimmed and plucked like a chicken down below for most medical procedures.

...and why does it need to be dyed?

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I’m not having a foof replacement!!!!

I am a women of a certain age Nero… I am currently sporting a very unattractive halo of grey. As I will be restricted by Icecream and scars to comfy pants for the foreseeable the least I can do is have good hair"

"woman of a certain age" is going to be the title of my next 'lifestyle' series of threads. So thank you, Saffwrøng. X²

They can serve you Foie gras and Gravlax at your posh hospital. Please keep that in mind.

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