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Your halo slipped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What did you do to lose it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ate my kids bag of skittles.

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Impure thoughts

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By *obilebottomMan  over a year ago

All over

I broke lent on a Monday

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

On this site it's flipping autocorrect! I type this but if I'm not careful, I press the spacebar and it removes the hyphen. Leaving me with this. O

So annoying.

J

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Nothing. I'm innocent and an angel.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wanton spending

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I lied to my cat that I didn't have treats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I probably called someone a cunt for something trivial.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"I probably called someone a cunt for something trivial. "

I love that word! It's so descriptive

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mine never slips. I'm a sweet and innocent angel.

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Luckily, mine is still intact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely nothing. I'm like modern day Jesus, but marginally taller

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think I've done anything bad today.

Getting boring in my old age.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Dancing with the Devil

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent

I didn’t lose it, other people stole it and set it on fire x

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"I probably called someone a cunt for something trivial. "

I may have done this once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I probably called someone a cunt for something trivial.

I love that word! It's so descriptive "

Me too.

But everyone is always like WOAH, that's absolutely abhorrent to use that word. And I'm just like it's really not that serious you cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I never had one to begin with.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Absolutely nothing as usual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck "

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth


"What did you do to lose it?"

Walked into a beam and knocked it off - might have been the subsequent language though

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

slightly tilted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ate the last rolo

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title."

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh I never had one to begin with."

I thought you said at school you did!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put pineapple on a pizza

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"I put pineapple on a pizza "

That’s a virtue not a sin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip! "

To my neck?

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By *iss DevilWoman  over a year ago

Bedford

Got fucked like there is no tomorrow. Though my halo packed its bags long time ago, and posted itself on eBay as "nearly new, free to a good home".

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

To my neck?"

Yup! To the neck with it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Got fucked like there is no tomorrow. Though my halo packed its bags long time ago, and posted itself on eBay as "nearly new, free to a good home"."

I think I know who ended up with it...it's defective due to damage in transit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

To my neck?

Yup! To the neck with it! "

Oh Kai you've almost seduced me into it.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

To my neck?

Yup! To the neck with it!

Oh Kai you've almost seduced me into it. "

To be fair I think that was my title a while back - you may get some interesting messages is all I'm saying

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By *odevilWoman  over a year ago

exeter


"Nothing. I'm innocent and an angel. "

BLATANT LIES.

I'm telling evil twin

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I keep telling people it's not a black halo, it's half my damaged bowler hat.

No one believes me though.

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By *iss DevilWoman  over a year ago

Bedford


"Got fucked like there is no tomorrow. Though my halo packed its bags long time ago, and posted itself on eBay as "nearly new, free to a good home".

I think I know who ended up with it...it's defective due to damage in transit. "

sorry, it was so traumatized it did not allow me to pack it properly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put pineapple on a pizza "

Vile. In the bin

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan  over a year ago

Belfast

I needed to make room for my horns

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Oh, is it a halo?

Fuck! I found it down the sofa, thought it was one of those sparky hoop things, so I gave it to the cat. He broke it.

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By *odevilWoman  over a year ago

exeter

Couldn't possibly confess my many many sins.

Someone just give me some 'hail Marys' or something

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London

My halo’s still in place. It’s just a little tarnished. A lovely patina. It’s seen some action over the years. Each dent and scratch tells a story.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

A halo? Whoops, I thought it was a ring gag!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh, is it a halo?

Fuck! I found it down the sofa, thought it was one of those sparky hoop things, so I gave it to the cat. He broke it."

Oh tell me you got a video of it.

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

I have a massage and my finger slipped

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

To my neck?

Yup! To the neck with it!

Oh Kai you've almost seduced me into it. "

Oh almost...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

To my neck?

Yup! To the neck with it!

Oh Kai you've almost seduced me into it.

Oh almost... "

Try harder

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"My halo is always on my - it just sometimes sits around my neck

Oh I love that. I want to steal it but I just couldn't. That's a great profile title.

I mean you could... But that would be theft, and your halo would slip!

To my neck?

Yup! To the neck with it!

Oh Kai you've almost seduced me into it.

Oh almost...

Try harder "

Well I mean it says a lot when a halo becomes a neck accessory doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wasn't bequeathed a Halo. I ended up with horns.

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