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What is the greatest 0pening lyric of all time
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William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..
Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.
Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it? |
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Hello darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again. |
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"William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..
Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.
Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it? "
Billy the kid  |
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On a dark desert highway / Cool wind in my hair / Warm smell of colitas / Rising up through the air. |
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over a year ago
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I said maybe |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on. |
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I hurt myself today. To see if I still feel |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
Queens bohemian rhapsody mama just killed a man put a gun against his head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wop bopa loo bop tutti frutti |
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Don’t know about best ever but I think it’s pretty good.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold ma head that didn’t hurt
And the beer I had fo breakfast wasn’t bad
So I had one more for dessert |
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‘Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll…..’
K |
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over a year ago
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"A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty"
Ebeneezer Goode classic |
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"William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..
Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.
Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it? "
Blaze of glory -jon bon jovi |
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“Bless my cotton socks I’m in the news”… |
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In the beginning...back in 1955. |
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over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to get fucked by, a kangaroo in any position"
Once an Empire |
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"Hello darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again."
It’s way more interesting when you know the story behind it |
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Chris Barrie as Rimmer, Red Dwarf, on Carter USM, 30 something album opener, Surfin USM
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard
It’s a hell of an opening track too  |
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I was born in a crossfire hurricane |
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I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.. |
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METAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!
Dream Evil - The Book of Heavy Metal  |
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"William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..
Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.
Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it?
Blaze of glory -jon bon jovi"
Spot on..  |
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"Don’t know about best ever but I think it’s pretty good.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold ma head that didn’t hurt
And the beer I had fo breakfast wasn’t bad
So I had one more for dessert "
I just saw footage of Kristopherson singing that on a Sam Pekinpah documentary this morning! |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty
Ebeneezer Goode classic"
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"I wake up in the morning
And the sun begins to shine
The day did sneak up on the night
I see your face and I see myself
And I get a little taste of life
I try to stand it for a while" |
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'God said to Abraham - Kill me a son.
Abe said - Man, you must be putting me on!'
Bob Dylan, Highway 61 Revisited |
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I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park
When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when it's dark
Fear of the dark - Iron Maiden. Apparently written about Steve Harris’s genuine fear of the dark when he was younger. |
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over a year ago
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Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old, can you feel me? Pink Floyd Hey You |
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Sheriff Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer. He was infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared on Panorama...
Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme, with a Prince of Wales Award for pushing Valium and amphetamines. |
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Freedom there ain't no fucking freedom.... police car... cockney rejects.. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I walk the line between good and evil"
I Walk the Line - Alien Sex Fiend |
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I know this chick she lives down on Melrose
She ain't satisfied without some pain
Friday night is goin' up inside her...again
Well crack the whip
'Cause that bitch is just insane
G'n'R - Pretty Tied Up |
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You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you
NIN - Closer |
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"I used to think it mattered, I used to think that music mattered. But does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter" |
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Please allow me to introduce myself.
I’m a man of wealth and taste |
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"Please allow me to introduce myself.
I’m a man of wealth and taste"
Or
Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman |
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This is the greatest and best song in the world.
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Tribute. |
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over a year ago
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Sympathy for the Devil Rolling Stones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aga doo doo doo"
Nooooooooooooooo |
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""I used to think it mattered, I used to think that music mattered. But does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter" "
From Brassed Off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Load up on guns, bring your friends..... |
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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket |
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"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket"
F.u.c.k ... bloodhound gang ... brilliant song! |
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""I used to think it mattered, I used to think that music mattered. But does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter"
From Brassed Off?"
Chumbawumba tubthumping |
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"Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket"
Thought i was going mad until i realised fab is auto deleting the third word of that song title..
Maybe a bit too south american for this forum, oops... |
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Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
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"I don't wanna meet your mum and dad unless you let me fuck your mum and dress your dad in drag..." |
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"Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
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… in the jungle, the mighty jungle … |
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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago
cardiff |
They wanted us to go to New York Shitty..
Sham 69, no entry ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You and me
We're in this together now
None of them can stop us now
We will make it through somehow
You and me
Even after everything
You're the queen and I'm the king
Nothing else means anything |
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Star Wars. The drums beating out of it. And the inclined writing on screen - in a galaxy far far away…. |
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I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Belfast |
"This is the greatest and best song in the world.
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Tribute."
+1 |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band"
Some emo band? |
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By *ax6593Man
over a year ago
tyneside |
Generals gathered in there masses
Just like witches at black masses ! |
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band
Some emo band?"
Not emo no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m a man of wealth and taste  |
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Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as...
Altogether now... |
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Fair play thats a good one. How on earth did you remember it! |
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"What's-a matter you? Hey!"
… that’s not the opening line though … |
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“Libraries gave us power”
I’m not a big fan of The Manics but that opening line is great. |
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"“Libraries gave us power”
I’m not a big fan of The Manics but that opening line is great. "
They've grown on me over the years to be fair but their lyrics have always been pretty good.
On another note congratulations on your return to government! (I hope this is taken with the same tongue in cheek manner it was given) |
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It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes it's toll... |
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By *eff1961Man
over a year ago
Portsmouth |
Arseholes bastard's fucking cunts n pricks Ian Drury |
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By *den_GCCouple
over a year ago
San Fernando, Gran Canaria |
Undecided between GunsnRoses Civil War "What we've got here is... failure to communicate"
Name the movie?
Also ends with "What's so civil about war anyway?"
"On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The screen door slams/Mary's dress waves
Thunder road - Springsteen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down |
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I’m in love with the boy next door,
He treats me like a filthy whore,
I give him everything he wants,
For nothing in return.
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"Don’t know about best ever but I think it’s pretty good.
Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold ma head that didn’t hurt
And the beer I had fo breakfast wasn’t bad
So I had one more for dessert
I just saw footage of Kristopherson singing that on a Sam Pekinpah documentary this morning!"
I prefer Jerry Lee Lewis singing it, he keeps to the original pretty much but I just prefer it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band
Some emo band?
Not emo no"
Rock band then… |
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band
Some emo band?
Not emo no
Rock band then… "
Correct |
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"There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief..." |
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Too many songs to choose from, but this comes to mind straight away, I don’t think there’s ever been a truer word spoken.
‘Cos it’s a bittersweet… symphony, that’s life
Try to make ends meet you’re a sl-ave to money then you die” |
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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago
Back in Malice |
The distant echo of far away voices boarding far away trains, to take them home to, the ones that they love and who love them forever
Or
A police car and a screaming siren
A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing and stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking…
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Rrrrrright now
Iiiiiìi am an anti christ
I am an anarrr chist
Pistols |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“I can’t say that I love Jesus, that would be a hollow claim”
New Test Leper - R.E.M. |
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If your looking for trouble
You came to the right place |
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"Generals gathered in there masses
Just like witches at black masses ! "
Brilliant. |
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band"
Sounds a bit like Slipknot |
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band
Sounds a bit like Slipknot"
Not as heavy as slipknot |
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Why take everything you see? You'll have nothing left to squander.
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“Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine”
Patti Smith / “Gloria” |
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band"
Here I am. Asking Alexandria |
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"I'm unashamed of my mistakes
I walked the path I had to take
It's made me who I am today...
Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band
Here I am. Asking Alexandria "
Bingo! We have a winner ! |
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wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom |
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See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time
J |
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Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Tinder |
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"See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time
J"
fit but you know it
The streets
Tinder |
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My friends
Feel it's their appointed duty
They keep tryin' to tell me
All you want to do is use me
But my answer
Yeah to all that use me stuff
I, I, I, I
Yes, I wanna spread the news
That if it feels this good gettin' used
Oh, you just keep on usin' me
Until you use me up |
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You wind me up like a clockwork orange..then you hide the key to my destination..no satisfaction, it's all frustration..the times are changing they're changing me
.. teenage warning...angelic upstarts... |
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"Chris Barrie as Rimmer, Red Dwarf, on Carter USM, 30 something album opener, Surfin USM
When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard
It’s a hell of an opening track too "
Amazing band to see live |
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By *rs spicyCouple
over a year ago
Chesterfield near centre |
"sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rrrrrright now
Iiiiiìi am an anti christ
I am an anarrr chist
Pistols"
That makes no sense...
Christ was the ultimate example of 'anarchist' lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen to the wind blow watch the sun rise
Running in the shadows damn your love damn your lies |
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""sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough" "
Eaton rifles. The Jam.
Love this song, haven't heard it in years. |
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" "There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief...""
Great choice, Bob knows how to write ‘em, can’t sing for shit but he does know how to write ‘em |
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Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red
The The - This Is The Day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
Fifteen miles to the, love shack
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here
Now scream
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Pistol shots ring out in the bar room night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall
She sees a bartender in a pool of blood
Cries out: My God! They killed them all! |
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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My Cock is much bigger than yours- SOAD |
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"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"
Thanks for the flashback
Jesus built my car, it's a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my car. |
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This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely....... |
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As we gathered in the chapel here in old Kilmainham gaol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely......."
Yes
You don't always have to fuck her hard... in fact that's not right... to do. |
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"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.......
Yes
You don't always have to fuck her hard... in fact SOMETIMES that's not right... to do. "
Sometimes you've got to make some luuuuuuuurve....... |
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Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today
To get through this thing called life  |
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Haha, well now,
We call this the act of mating |
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"“one, two, three, four”
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The Ramones, I Don’t Want to Grow Up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.......
Yes
You don't always have to fuck her hard... in fact SOMETIMES that's not right... to do.
Sometimes you've got to make some luuuuuuuurve......."
And fuckin give her... some smoochies too! |
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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago
Middlesbrough |
"Have you seen Bruce Richard Reynolds,he's a man we'd like to find...they say the great train robbery,he was the mastermind"
"I come from a long long line of denim gene,cut beside all types of fiend,I rob?ed the D.E.A and overdosed,spent the cash on guns and "
"We put this festival on for you bastards with a lot of love,we work one year for you pigs and you wanna break our walls down and destroy us....well you go to hell" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
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I thought you said: 'cock ring'... I've been on here too long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got 99 problems. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe nobody has said it but...
..."I've had the time of my life..." |
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Generals gathered in their masses |
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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago
Middlesbrough |
Aaaaaaaaaiiiaaaayya,aaaaaaaaaiiiaaaayya.....come from the land of the ice and snow,where the midnight sun and the hot spring flow" |
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“punctured bicycle, on a hillside, desolate” |
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"“punctured bicycle, on a hillside, desolate”"
Awesome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arnold Layne had a strange hobby... |
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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago
Middlesbrough |
"It was just before dawn,one miserable morning in black 44" |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield /derby cinemas |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield /derby cinemas |
Maybe not the greatest but probably the most sung ,,,,,
"happy birthday to you" |
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By *bostCouple
over a year ago
glasgow |
We’re four boys in our corduroys
We’re not terrific but we’re competent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hurt myself today,just to see if I still feel"
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails |
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In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Loser by Beck |
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People are strange !
The doors |
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Lit - Miserable
You make me cum
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable...
Pitchshifter - Un-united Kingdom
Rule Britannia?
The bitch's scammed ya,
No smiling union jacks,
My friends, I want my money back...
and finally,
Green Day - Blood, Sex & Booze
Waitin' in a room,
All dressed up and bound & gagged up to a chair,
It's so unfair,
I don't dare to move,
For the pain she puts me, through is what I need,
So make it bleed...
And a bonus one...
Venbee & Goddard - Messy in Heaven
I heard Jesus did c****ne on a night out,
Eyes wide open, dilated, but he's fine now,
And if his father ever finds out,
Then he'd probably knock his lights out,
Gets a little messy in Heaven,
Gets a little messy in Heaven,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I meet a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis! |
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Sometimes you're better off dead, there's a gun in your hand and it pointing at your head. |
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By *vlizTV/TS
over a year ago
merseyside and anglesey |
My old man's a dustman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaants Ingonyammmma bagithiiiiiiiiiiii babaohhhhhh  |
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Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on down near slough |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough / Kettering |
She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean she was the best damn woman that I've ever seen |
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Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day. |
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"Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaants Ingonyammmma bagithiiiiiiiiiiii babaohhhhhh "
Trying my best with this one…
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I drove my tractor through your haystack last night…..ooo arrr ooo arrrr |
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By *oding1Man
over a year ago
marlow |
Bobby said he'd pull out
Bobby stayed in |
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""I hurt myself today,just to see if I still feel"
Hurt by Nine Inch Nails"
The Johnny Cash version is acknowledged by N I N as being superior. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dearly beloved,we have gathered here today / To get through this thing called life"..
Listen to the wind blow / watch the sun rise…" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief" |
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“Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, Gonna grab some afternooooooon delight” |
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Just what is it that you want to do? |
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"My old man's a dustman!"
Does he wear a dustman's hat?! |
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I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses |
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You drink your coffee and
I sip my tea
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Bury all your secrets in my skin
Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
"A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty"
What a coincidence, that's the one I was thinking of |
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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago
Leigh-on-Sea |
"Queens bohemian rhapsody mama just killed a man put a gun against his head "
Not the opening lyric though.
That would be 'Is this the real life?' |
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Giving me love
All on your canvas
All of the girls
All on the mattress
Lock the door
Dim the lights
Bottoms up
I'm in love
And you too
Huggin and kissin by Big Black Delta - awesome and underappreciated band |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out
Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never, never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore
Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
And I want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their home
And I'm welcome no more
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine
Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought, "Oh God, my chance has come at last"
But then a strange fear gripped me
And I just couldn't ask
Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
Driving in your car
I never, never want to go home
Because I haven't got one, la-di-dum
Oh, I haven't got one
Oh, oh
And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine
Oh, there is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out |
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You paint your leather jacket but it comes off in the rain
The more you cut your hair the more it grows again
The badges you pin on yourself fall off or start to rust
And the more they take the piss the less people you can trust...
Subhumans...waste of breath |
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Stay, I'm burning slow,
With me in the rain, walking in the soft rain,
Calling out my name,
See me burning slow. |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
It takes a Judge to get married
It takes a Judge to get divorced
Well these last couple years I spent a lot of time in court
I got my name changed back |
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Ariana Grande - Boyfriend
I'm a motherfuckin' train wreck
I don't wanna be too much
But I don't wanna miss your touch
And you don't seem to give a fuck |
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Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil,
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.
So there was only one thing that I could do:
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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High on a hill there’s a lonely goatherd.
Yodel ay yodel ay yodel ay wooo hooo. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
The wheels on the bus go round and round |
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