Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin 
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery  |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery "
We are friends so you have already won the lottery 
My wish ? A new car please |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery
We are friends so you have already won the lottery
My wish ? A new car please "
hehe you charmer 
You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones
I wish I could do a handstand |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery
We are friends so you have already won the lottery
My wish ? A new car please
hehe you charmer
You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones
I wish I could do a handstand "
You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over
I wish I could play an instrument |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery
We are friends so you have already won the lottery
My wish ? A new car please
hehe you charmer
You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones
I wish I could do a handstand
You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over
I wish I could play an instrument "
Well you cant play with my organ ...
I wish i was in Archies with the OP |
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over a year ago
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery
We are friends so you have already won the lottery
My wish ? A new car please
hehe you charmer
You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones
I wish I could do a handstand
You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over
I wish I could play an instrument
Well you cant play with my organ ...
I wish i was in Archies with the OP "
You can be there but you have to be naked
I wish I was on holiday |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery
We are friends so you have already won the lottery
My wish ? A new car please
hehe you charmer
You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones
I wish I could do a handstand
You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over
I wish I could play an instrument
Well you cant play with my organ ...
I wish i was in Archies with the OP
You can be there but you have to be naked
I wish I was on holiday "
You are on holiday
But in Gaza
I wish I could fly |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I’ll start…..I wish I could win the lottery
We are friends so you have already won the lottery
My wish ? A new car please
hehe you charmer
You get a new car but it’s the car from the flintstones
I wish I could do a handstand
You can do a handstand, but everything you do there's a small earthquake knocking you over
I wish I could play an instrument
Well you cant play with my organ ...
I wish i was in Archies with the OP
You can be there but you have to be naked
I wish I was on holiday
You are on holiday
But in Gaza
I wish I could fly"
You can, but as an actual fly
I wish I was retired |
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"Good morning!
I seem to remember this thread being quite fun!
Make a wish and the next poster has to grant that wish but ruin it somehow and make their own wish for the next poster to grant and ruin
I wish I was retired "
Welcome to retirement! Sorry your pension fund was fraudulent and you still have to work 
I wish I had a day off today!
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!
I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…"
Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.
I wish I was smarter (mentally) |
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"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!
I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…
Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.
I wish I was smarter (mentally)"
You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.
I wish I could go home early |
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"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!
I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…
Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.
I wish I was smarter (mentally)
You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.
I wish I could go home early"
You will be home earlier but you get caught speeding and 6 points.
I wish loads of hot girls messaged me. |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!
I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…
Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.
I wish I was smarter (mentally)
You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.
I wish I could go home early
You will be home earlier but you get caught speeding and 6 points.
I wish loads of hot girls messaged me."
Russians/Ukranians that are only fluent in their mother tongue.
To own a house with a spiral staircase....and be able to pay the council tax on it. |
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"You can have the day off, but you’ve got the shits, so you can’t get off the toilet… and your phone is broken!
I wish someone would get rid of this damn tree from outside the front of the house…
Someone came but they were amateurs, and left the tree on to of your car. Oops.
I wish I was smarter (mentally)
You are now smarter mentally but there will always be the Chinese kid who beats you at chess.
I wish I could go home early
You will be home earlier but you get caught speeding and 6 points.
I wish loads of hot girls messaged me.
Russians/Ukranians that are only fluent in their mother tongue.
To own a house with a spiral staircase....and be able to pay the council tax on it."
Welcome home! You didn't want a roof right? Awkward...
I wish I didn't age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have some snacks, but they're crispy mopani worms.
I wish I had long luxuriant hair."
You have long and luxuriant hair but every time you go out a seagull poops on your head.
I wish I was a little bit taller |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"You have some snacks, but they're crispy mopani worms.
I wish I had long luxuriant hair.
You have long and luxuriant hair but every time you go out a seagull poops on your head.
I wish I was a little bit taller"
You are, but only 1mm taller.
I wish everyone on my hotlist would message me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They do, but it's to tell you to get lost.
I wish I could visit the moon. "
The moon welcomes you but sadly you forgot your space suit and explode painfully.
We wish we could give ourselves oral sex |
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"The moon welcomes you but sadly you forgot your space suit and explode painfully.
We wish we could give ourselves oral sex"
You can! Hurrah! Unfortunately your tongue has been replaced by P60 sandpaper
I wish I earned £100,000 a year.
J |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"The moon welcomes you but sadly you forgot your space suit and explode painfully.
We wish we could give ourselves oral sex
You can! Hurrah! Unfortunately your tongue has been replaced by P60 sandpaper
I wish I earned £100,000 a year.
J"
You do, but as Donald Trump's hairdresser.
I wish I could see without glasses
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