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Fanny batter !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Poor woman. Not only is she cursed with an awful name (Fanny Batter) but the 59 year old Grandmother wasn't allowed to open a bank account when staff refused to believe that it is her actual name and not a joke. Despite showing many forms of identification including her social security card and passport, staff at the Third Agricultural bank in Miami refused to believe her and treated her as if she were a criminal.

She's suing the bank for a million dollars in compensation, which I hope she gets. I also hope she sues her parents, because that name has got to count as child cruelty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If she wins - I'm changing my name to Dick Cheese - and heading to Miami!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He he he she said fanny batter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If she wins - I'm changing my name to Dick Cheese - and heading to Miami!!!

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

I read the tag line for this 3 times before I plucked up the courage to open it..lol

I hate that expression....It actually makes me gag..

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Dunno if anyone's seen this...Fanny Chmeler question on The Chase, poor Bradley Walsh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCVuarcvJWU

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Richard Head here, and all ears, when's the next flight Obi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a guy at school called Richard Head

Honest guv !

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dunno if anyone's seen this...Fanny Chmeler question on The Chase, poor Bradley Walsh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCVuarcvJWU"

I remember watching that when it was on. Very funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Richard Head here, and all ears, when's the next flight Obi

Dick ! Is that you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I read the tag line for this 3 times before I plucked up the courage to open it..lol

I hate that expression....It actually makes me gag.."

It is most unpleasant we agree. Also the phrase 'filthy love custard' for semen.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Dunno if anyone's seen this...Fanny Chmeler question on The Chase, poor Bradley Walsh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCVuarcvJWU"

That was brill, watch it everyday. He was in stitches

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I once (Unwittingly) kissed Miss Fanny Batter. I think she is a school dinner lady now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dunno if anyone's seen this...Fanny Chmeler question on The Chase, poor Bradley Walsh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCVuarcvJWU"

Brilliant

Had me in stitches

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Richard Head here, and all ears, when's the next flight Obi

Dick ! Is that you ?

Yes, but you ain't seen me, roight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there such a thing as 'fanny batter' then? (He says all innocently like)

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By *ethany10Couple over a year ago

falkirk

Not as good as Mike Hunt tho

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By *ethany10Couple over a year ago

falkirk

Genitals are becoming very food like:

Fishy

Cheesy

Fanny batter

Beef curtains

Blue waffle

Steve

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"I read the tag line for this 3 times before I plucked up the courage to open it..lol

I hate that expression....It actually makes me gag.."

Same here...I took a chance as the op doesn't post threads to sick my stomach.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That reminds me of "The Chase" where the question was. With what sport is "Fanny Schmeller" associated with? Think it's on youtube somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah, skimmed the thread and see it's already been mentioned. Good stuff!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poor woman. Not only is she cursed with an awful name (Fanny Batter) but the 59 year old Grandmother wasn't allowed to open a bank account when staff refused to believe that it is her actual name and not a joke. Despite showing many forms of identification including her social security card and passport, staff at the Third Agricultural bank in Miami refused to believe her and treated her as if she were a criminal.

She's suing the bank for a million dollars in compensation, which I hope she gets. I also hope she sues her parents, because that name has got to count as child cruelty.

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My mate Mike Hunt goes outwith Theresa Green has done since school theirform teacher was Miss Goodhead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a guy at school called Richard Fidler... Still see him now and have a slight giggle at his name...

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