"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
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Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt? |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?"
And we have our first loser of the evening! |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
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Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis? |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?
And we have our first loser of the evening!"
Fuck! Do I get a booby prize at least?
Also, why was Rolf at your house? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?"
Chicken lady wins. I would never desecrate such a holy part of myself |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?
Chicken lady wins. I would never desecrate such a holy part of myself "
Cool 
Why did you have him round your house? |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?
And we have our first loser of the evening!
Fuck! Do I get a booby prize at least?
Also, why was Rolf at your house?"
Boobs all over fab mate, just have a look.
My mum found a stray cat years ago, took it to the vets. Long story short, ended up on a show called animal hospital. He didn't try anything seedy, don't worry. I was a ugly kid |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?
And we have our first loser of the evening!
Fuck! Do I get a booby prize at least?
Also, why was Rolf at your house?
Boobs all over fab mate, just have a look.
My mum found a stray cat years ago, took it to the vets. Long story short, ended up on a show called animal hospital. He didn't try anything seedy, don't worry. I was a ugly kid"
That's pretty cool, cool for cats. I'm off to look for boobs  |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
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1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast "
I hope number two is a lie |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast "
Number 1. I reckon you have brown eyes. Murderer |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast "
G… wtf am I marrying??
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast
G… wtf am I marrying??
"
Ummmm a kinky legend? |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast
Number 1. I reckon you have brown eyes. Murderer "
No they are green but I do not like baked beans (adhd + texture) |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
1. I have green eyes
2. I once killed a man
3. I love baked beans on toast
Number 1. I reckon you have brown eyes. Murderer "
And FYI its only murder if they find the body otherwise its just another missing person  |
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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago
Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven |
"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?"
ha ha it`s says little...............but when erect.......Little and Large.........remember them ? |
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"You know the game, right?
1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times
2.ive never learned to swim
3.I have a tattoo on my penis
Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?
ha ha it`s says little...............but when erect.......Little and Large.........remember them ?"
thought when it's floppy it had a 'w' and a 'y' - when it's up it says'welcometozimbabwehaveaniceday'
(obviously one for the bbc mob) |
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