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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"did someone upset ya  "
Grrrrr... They have tried so many ways of extracting yet more money lol..
Ok.. make a living yeah... but found they have tried some very underhand tactics.. 
Are they all the same lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hope this helps:
* Bijou - Cramped
* Compact - Very cramped
* Convenient for local schools - Convenient for several thousand local schoolchildren passing through your front garden; their parents parking their SUV’s across your lawn and half a ton of sweet wrappers stuffed through your letterbox every morning and afternoon.
* Deceptively spacious - Cramped even if you are a midget contortionist
* I could see you in this place - Seeing that this is a phrase uttered by the agent while he/she is in the property showing round the potential purchasers, it doesn’t require a huge leap of immagination
* If you don’t snap this up, someone else will - In other words, “Why don’t you just get your chequebook out now and let me get on with the rest of my day?”
* In need of modernisation - Which means, “how this building remains standing is something of a mystery”
* It’s got potential - This house is a wreck
* Much sought-after - Sales agents will tell you that every house on their books is “much sought-after”. If they are all so “much sought-after”, why are agents necessary? Couldn’t you just sell your house to one of the vast hordes of people coming in each day and night seeking it?
* Original features - The property benefits from many “original features”. * In other words the place hasn;t had any work done on it since 1974
* Popular area - Yes, of course it’s a popular area. People live there. They live there because once upon a time someone built some houses there. It is therefore a popular area!
* Spectacular view - This property has a spectacular view - well, it would if you removed all the other buildings round it
* This one’s going to go quickly - I am waiting for to get your chequebook out!
* Up-and-coming area - If you move into this area you will be a bit like a pioneer staking your claim in a wild, lawless territory
* Vibrant area - Probably vibrating with the sound of 500-watt loudspeaker systems, the rumble of riot-squad trucks and sub-machine-gun fire
* (The) wow factor - All houses put up for sales these days must have a “wow factor”. This is often a nice fireplace in the front room or it could be a sacrificial altar in the guest bedroom
* You could build on it - Said even when the property involved already has 36 storeys.
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"I used to think it was all a joke.... but dealing with them now I just don't know how they look themselves in the eye to shave...
Shameless......"
Some people have no self respect and some people have no shame - these eeejits have neither - just lots of cash  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"How do they sleep? They are awful nasty vile cheating lying filthy cheap money chisling wasters...
Rant Over.. I thank you lol...  "
Hope you arent moving far and will accidently let me know yr new address........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do they sleep? They are awful nasty vile cheating lying filthy cheap money chisling wasters...
Rant Over.. I thank you lol...
Hope you arent moving far and will accidently let me know yr new address........"
lol...  |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"How do they sleep? They are awful nasty vile cheating lying filthy cheap money chisling wasters...
Rant Over.. I thank you lol...
Hope you arent moving far and will accidently let me know yr new address........
lol... "
Ma numma num xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"did someone upset ya
Yep looks like the Estate Agents did?
They are thieves lol... Say one thing and mean another. "
Did I mention Im an Estate Agent??? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"did someone upset ya
Yep looks like the Estate Agents did?
They are thieves lol... Say one thing and mean another.
yours insnt called robin hood by any chance is he? "
I think I did call him robin something as we parted comany come to think of it lol....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did I mention Im an Estate Agent??? lol
But you are anything we want you to be!!!
LOL
Or is that the other way round????;)"
lol...definitely the other way round, I dont do requests, just expect orders to be obeyed lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Did I mention Im an Estate Agent??? lol
But you are anything we want you to be!!!
LOL
Or is that the other way round????;)
lol...definitely the other way round, I dont do requests, just expect orders to be obeyed lol "
yes ma'am!!!
told you i was a subby!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did I mention Im an Estate Agent??? lol
But you are anything we want you to be!!!
LOL
Or is that the other way round????;)
lol...definitely the other way round, I dont do requests, just expect orders to be obeyed lol
yes ma'am!!!
told you i was a subby!!!!"
you just want me to grab your baubles and trail you round by your tinsel! lol
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