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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog "
Fail
Fail
Fail
Kinda pass
Fail
Fail
Pass
I have a dog's ashes? Can send photo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog
Fail
Fail
Fail
Kinda pass
Fail
Fail
Pass
I have a dog's ashes? Can send photo. "
Please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me? 
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
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Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though"
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?"
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it "
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. "
That’ll be the title of my autobiography  |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography "
I own the copyright |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright"
What if I offer a tenner? |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography "
Eulogy. |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright
What if I offer a tenner? "
No
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
Eulogy."
Not if I write it |
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Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright
What if I offer a tenner?
No
"
Fair point well made jimbo |
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that."
I love caipirinha. In  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that.
I love caipirinha. In "
I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya  |
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that.
I love caipirinha. In
I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya "
Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that.
I love caipirinha. In
I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya
Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it "
And then tell the waitress that I meant her. Oh god I’m smooth. |
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that.
I love caipirinha. In
I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya
Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it
And then tell the waitress that I meant her. Oh god I’m smooth. "
Something like smooth anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that.
I love caipirinha. In
I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya
Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it
And then tell the waitress that I meant her. Oh god I’m smooth.
Something like smooth anyway "
Definitely
Smooth like braille |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright
What if I offer a tenner?
No
Fair point well made jimbo "
Who's Jimbo? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog "
Sewing - tick
Ironing - tick
Cleaning - tick
Cooking - you'd marry me if you tasted it
Baking - hmmmm, not too good unfortunately
Clean guns - officer in the SADF. I can clean pistols, assault rifles, hand machine carbines and RPG7s. Tick
Shopping - tick
Dog - cute little spaniel
Plus I'm dynamite in bed.
Because what could be more of a woman than a woman in a man's body. |
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog
Sewing - tick
Ironing - tick
Cleaning - tick
Cooking - you'd marry me if you tasted it
Baking - hmmmm, not too good unfortunately
Clean guns - officer in the SADF. I can clean pistols, assault rifles, hand machine carbines and RPG7s. Tick
Shopping - tick
Dog - cute little spaniel
Plus I'm dynamite in bed.
Because what could be more of a woman than a woman in a man's body. "
Can I have you please? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog
Sewing - tick
Ironing - tick
Cleaning - tick
Cooking - you'd marry me if you tasted it
Baking - hmmmm, not too good unfortunately
Clean guns - officer in the SADF. I can clean pistols, assault rifles, hand machine carbines and RPG7s. Tick
Shopping - tick
Dog - cute little spaniel
Plus I'm dynamite in bed.
Because what could be more of a woman than a woman in a man's body.
Can I have you please? "
Because what could be more of a woman than LB in a ridiculously tight t-shirt?  |
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog "
I have a dog. And I can clean weapon systems. I’m not making any guarantees in the rest though, sorry. |
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog.
Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas
And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over.
Good domino or card game is a bonus too.
Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that.
I love caipirinha. In "
You can steal my socks - you're cool |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright
What if I offer a tenner?
No
Fair point well made jimbo
Who's Jimbo?"
That was a reference to ‘the royle family’ sitcom |
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog "
Can do all those things and so much more. That's why I married a women who can do them too.
Don't worry, we do.leave our 'man' out of his cage in the basement occasionally to take the dog for a walk, clean up his shit and wash the dishes. He's handy for fixing taps and emptying the bins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog "
I have guns and dogs. I don't cook much. |
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"No sew no iron,no dog...
But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw
Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs?????
Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues
"
Your probably right chainsaw too messy I'm more of a poison and lye in the bath kinda girl  |
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By *ruffle888Woman
over a year ago
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"No sew no iron,no dog...
But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw
Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs?????
Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues
Your probably right chainsaw too messy I'm more of a poison and lye in the bath kinda girl "
?? ?? ?? |
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright
What if I offer a tenner?
No
Fair point well made jimbo
Who's Jimbo?
That was a reference to ‘the royle family’ sitcom "
Why? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog
Can do all those things and so much more. That's why I married a women who can do them too.
Don't worry, we do.leave our 'man' out of his cage in the basement occasionally to take the dog for a walk, clean up his shit and wash the dishes. He's handy for fixing taps and emptying the bins."
Sounds like a perfect setup |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's in it for me?
Pride
I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that
Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though
Well no it isn't tbf.
Are you a God botherer?
I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it
Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then.
That’ll be the title of my autobiography
I own the copyright
What if I offer a tenner?
No
Fair point well made jimbo
Who's Jimbo?
That was a reference to ‘the royle family’ sitcom
Why? "
Why not ? |
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"No sew no iron,no dog...
But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw
Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs?????
Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues
Your probably right chainsaw too messy I'm more of a poison and lye in the bath kinda girl
?? ?? ?? "
I haven't planned it out or anything honest |
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog "
If you find what you’re after , ask her if she’s got a sister will you mate |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog.
Please send picture of dog
If you find what you’re after , ask her if she’s got a sister will you mate "
You can have her Nan mate lol |
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