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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I know someone.
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One of these days Råven you may actually surprise me.
By being nice?
Probably not.
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No, by ambling about without purpose in some modernistic art gallery.  "
Make it a laser quest and I'm in. |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!"
Nerotypical? As in like the emperor Nero? Is the just the burning Christians thing or are there other characteristics of Nero you're looking for? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Oh I know someone.
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One of these days Råven you may actually surprise me.
By being nice?
Probably not.
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No, by ambling about without purpose in some modernistic art gallery.
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Make it a laser quest and I'm in."
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I'm preparing an adaptation of Forbidden Planet. You could be the perfect statuesque protagonist, lasers and jetpacks galore. |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!"
Throw in a theatre & lunch & I’m all in 
Balls deep in fact …. Oh hang on that’s not very cultured is it? 
Never mind |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I know someone perfect for you in fact it could be the love story of 2024. I’ve just sent her a message with a link to this thread. Fingers crossed  "
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If she's unhinged and bonkers to the core then I'm not interested. If she's one of Rose-Tinted Glasses' ex-lovers I may consider it...with some additional coaxing. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
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Nerotypical? As in like the emperor Nero? Is the just the burning Christians thing or are there other characteristics of Nero you're looking for?"
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If she can play the fiddle, just like Emperor Nero  , then that's one characteristic I'll seriously consider.  |
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"I like museums, I fail at the rest though.
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Ditto, you can be my wingwoman instead 
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I don't believe this for one second. You've got PhDs to the hilt.  "
I do have one those bits of paper yes but I'm definitely not neurotypical. And my idea of a good museum or gallery may not be same as yours |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Absolutely none of the above
May the force be with you oh southern one."
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Saffwrøng — you are such a duplicitous charlatan! You're on the cusp of venturing into a private hospital in Harley Street, Mayfair. Don't give me that lowbrow nonsense. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
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Throw in a theatre & lunch & I’m all in
Balls deep in fact …. Oh hang on that’s not very cultured is it?
Never mind "
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Místy darling, you really shouldn't say such things: what would happen if you met a good-looking and cultured Eunuch? How would he go balls deep with you? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"You never offered hot chocolate so I'm out!
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Cheap date.
Sorry, let me rephrase: economical and puritanical date.  "
Who said the hot chocolate was going to be cheap?
I'm more than what you usually have |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.  "
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’ |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I like museums, I fail at the rest though.
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Ditto, you can be my wingwoman instead
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I don't believe this for one second. You've got PhDs to the hilt.
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I do have one those bits of paper yes but I'm definitely not neurotypical. And my idea of a good museum or gallery may not be same as yours "
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Keep an êyê out for my next thread: it's similar to this but it'll be right up your alley. Figuratively and quite possibly literally.   |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’ "
Don't encourage him! |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’ "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!"
Do what I did,
Find one you are hugely attracted to and would love to play with, annoy her daily, be nice and respectful when with her. Share hotel rooms and attend clubs, when assisting her with her tights and suspenders do not be weird even though you’re hard and dying to touch….then keep her up all night with your snoring.
Boom! Locked deep into the friendzone and just like that, you have a yummy wingwoman! |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’ "
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I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Fluffy wouldn't be too bad as a wingwoman and she's surprisingly cultured Nero.
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I thought Flúffy went UNLOS because someone pilfered her registered username™®© ...
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Just keeping it warm for her "
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...on a vintage Morphy Richards™ Hostess Trolley? |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!"
Yoghurt? I'm lactose intolerant, soz. |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
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I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring. "
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman |
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"Fluffy wouldn't be too bad as a wingwoman and she's surprisingly cultured Nero.
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I thought Flúffy went UNLOS because someone pilfered her registered username™®© ...
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Just keeping it warm for her
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...on a vintage Morphy Richards™ Hostess Trolley? "
Faux mahogany |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!"
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Do what I did, Find one you are hugely attracted to and would love to play with"
There is a retinue of women I'm attracted to; 'not just one!
"annoy her daily, be nice and respectful when with her."
Annoy her!?  Daily? That's far too much effort!
"Share hotel rooms"
My dear fellow most of them won't even go "Dutch" let alone share bodily fluids!
"and attend clubs, when assisting her with her tights and suspenders do not be weird even though you’re hard and dying to touch….then keep her up all night with your snoring. Boom! Locked deep into the friendzone and just like that, you have a yummy wingwoman!"
I have no words to this.  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong. "
If Nero doesn't want ya, I'll have ya! |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Yoghurt? I'm lactose intolerant, soz. "
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KC², you're not getting out of this one so easily! |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
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I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
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You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman "
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Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong. "
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You're the first on my list! |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!"
I'm in! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
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You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
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Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet. "
Just not your feet Nero! |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
•
Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
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You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
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Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero! "
Nice tits Boo |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong.
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If Nero doesn't want ya, I'll have ya! "
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But what if I want Daizy?? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
•
Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
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You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
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Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo "
Motorboat?  |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat? "
Already booked it in for the weekend |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong.
If Nero doesn't want ya, I'll have ya! "
Apparently I couldn't go wrong either. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong.
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You're the first on my list! "
That's all I'm asking... the opportunity to compete! |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
•
Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend "
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend! |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend! "
You staying over then? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
•
Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then? "
You have your guest!
Don't be greedy! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Likeable, lickable, cultured (well, in a petri dish, perhaps); a shocking flirt ; the last word in vampish! Loves museums. You couldn't go wrong.
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If Nero doesn't want ya, I'll have ya!
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But what if I want Daizy?? "
Oh! The dilemma! Whatever shall you do? |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then? "
Save some energy for Boo please |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please "
. I’m full of energy |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy "
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be "
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar "
I’ll work on her for you |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
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I'm in!"
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You were never out! |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you "
What a gentleman |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"In
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Le Petit Oiseau... She's my huckleberry.
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Awww. Let’s make it a date. At the Tate
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As long as you bring your vampish traits to the Tate."
A date! At the Tate. It must be Fate! Dont be late! Or you'll lose a mate! |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
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I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
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You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
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Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman "
She’s going to fucking kill me |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"In
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Le Petit Oiseau... She's my huckleberry.
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Awww. Let’s make it a date. At the Tate
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As long as you bring your vampish traits to the Tate.
I bring them everywhere darling "
Could Bert and Ernie really be characterised as vampish traits? |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
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I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
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You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
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Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman "
You two are on heat today! |
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"In
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Le Petit Oiseau... She's my huckleberry.
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Awww. Let’s make it a date. At the Tate
•
As long as you bring your vampish traits to the Tate.
I bring them everywhere darling
Could Bert and Ernie really be characterised as vampish traits? "
Obviously |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman
She’s going to fucking kill me "
I'll do something to you!
No tapping out allowed ! |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman
She’s going to fucking kill me "
I won’t let her… I’ll motorboat her to distract her |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"In
•
Le Petit Oiseau... She's my huckleberry.
·
Awww. Let’s make it a date. At the Tate
•
As long as you bring your vampish traits to the Tate.
I bring them everywhere darling
Could Bert and Ernie really be characterised as vampish traits?
Obviously "
Fair enough.
Fangs for the mammaries... |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
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Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman
She’s going to fucking kill me
I won’t let her… I’ll motorboat her to distract her "
Right, let's take it back to Nero again and his lack of ability to pull hence the thread! |
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"In
•
Le Petit Oiseau... She's my huckleberry.
·
Awww. Let’s make it a date. At the Tate
•
As long as you bring your vampish traits to the Tate.
I bring them everywhere darling
Could Bert and Ernie really be characterised as vampish traits?
Obviously
Fair enough.
Fangs for the mammaries..."
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
•
Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman
She’s going to fucking kill me
I won’t let her… I’ll motorboat her to distract her
Right, let's take it back to Nero again and his lack of ability to pull hence the thread! "
Sorry Nero darling. Have you pulled yet? |
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"Can I nominate a friend? I’ll introduce you to her on Friday
•
Please, for the love of the Greek Gods do not let it be Bøø.
Don't try smacking my bum now, I see this!.
·
I hope you two work through your sexual tension. I’d be happy to facilitate a ‘conversation’
•
I'm not shy to ask for help and mentoring.
·
You’ve found a wing man. This shouldn’t halt your continued search for a wing woman
•
Women are like lead balloons: they eventually fall at your feet.
Just not your feet Nero!
Nice tits Boo
Motorboat?
Already booked it in for the weekend
Thats no way to speak about your house guests tits!!
Friday is not the weekend!
You staying over then?
Save some energy for Boo please
. I’m full of energy
I think you should show Boo how energetic you can be
I’m trying but she keeps threatening me with the bar
I’ll work on her for you
What a gentleman
She’s going to fucking kill me
I'll do something to you!
No tapping out allowed ! "
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"We could wonder the streets of Portsmouth, there's some great art around the city.
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Does Portsmouth have any ·årtisan· coffee shops? If so...xxx "
We have lots of small independent coffee shops, they even produce their own coffee. Check out Broadway Coffee Roasters. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"We could wonder the streets of Portsmouth, there's some great art around the city.
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Does Portsmouth have any ·årtisan· coffee shops? If so...xxx
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We have lots of small independent coffee shops, they even produce their own coffee. Check out Broadway Coffee Roasters."
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How very quaint. How very fortuitous. One Demerara lump or two? |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Yoghurt? I'm lactose intolerant, soz.
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KC², you're not getting out of this one so easily! "
I'm not vampish either |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Yoghurt? I'm lactose intolerant, soz.
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KC², you're not getting out of this one so easily!
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I'm not vampish either "
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Impish perhaps? |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Yoghurt? I'm lactose intolerant, soz.
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KC², you're not getting out of this one so easily!
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I'm not vampish either
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Impish perhaps? "
Only if your imp is fucking huge
I was an Imp when I was in the Brownies though! |
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"...or an artful companion. She must be likeable and lick'able, more cultured than a pot of bio yoghurt, open to woo'ing and flirting, amenable to engage in vampish chit-chat, have an appreciation for art galleries and museums, and MUST be nerotypical (sic).
Enquire within, apply forthwith!
Yoghurt? I'm lactose intolerant, soz.
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KC², you're not getting out of this one so easily!
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I'm not vampish either
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Impish perhaps?
Only if your imp is fucking huge
I was an Imp when I was in the Brownies though!"
I was a leprechaun |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"So while he’s off deciding, who fancies a bag of chips and a bumming at the bus stop??
- corrected Punctuation !!
Oooh, chips are good. Gives me something to occupy myself while I'm being bummed.
Was exactly my point… no one likes being bummed empty handed… famous saying that!! "
Socrates, if I'm not mistaken? |
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over a year ago
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"So while he’s off deciding, who fancies a bag of chips and a bumming at the bus stop??
- corrected Punctuation !!
Oooh, chips are good. Gives me something to occupy myself while I'm being bummed.
Was exactly my point… no one likes being bummed empty handed… famous saying that!!
Socrates, if I'm not mistaken? "
Whilst it was the same century, I think you will find it was Plato (obviously not to be confused with the other Pluto unless you were to get the proper translation of "pant pant pant, Arf arf! Awooo! sniff sniff, Awooo arf arf woof!" |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"So while he’s off deciding, who fancies a bag of chips and a bumming at the bus stop??
- corrected Punctuation !!
Oooh, chips are good. Gives me something to occupy myself while I'm being bummed.
Was exactly my point… no one likes being bummed empty handed… famous saying that!!
Socrates, if I'm not mistaken?
Whilst it was the same century, I think you will find it was Plato (obviously not to be confused with the other Pluto unless you were to get the proper translation of "pant pant pant, Arf arf! Awooo! sniff sniff, Awooo arf arf woof!""
Oooh talk dirty to me, why don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No big loss than I don't fit the criteria.
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I wouldn't be so harsh. You never know...x"
I'll pass thanks.
I'm doing the Wallace Collection this week along with an immersive. I'm so excited. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
A very short list then!! "
Fnaar fnaar! |
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"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall...."
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf "
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood! "
Ouch. Sizeist! |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"No big loss than I don't fit the criteria.
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I wouldn't be so harsh. You never know...x
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I'll pass thanks.
I'm doing the Wallace Collection this week along with an immersive. I'm so excited."
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This is utterly brilliant! Make sure you take in the Courtyard Café (highly recommended) and take a pêêk at Frans Hals' The Laughing Cavalier. It's quite notable. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I think I met the requirements but did not apply. I don't need the job.
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It's not a job. It's leisure time. And I do remember you...cast your mind back...
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Waiting for the tea time…"
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Whoever it is would be a most fortunate gentleman.  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood!
Ouch. Sizeist!"
Don't get me started on Cartoon Characters |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood!
Ouch. Sizeist!
Don't get me started on Cartoon Characters "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Times running out OP
Dont pressure the man. He's got a lot to consider before he chooses me.
When is the closing date for applications?"
It's entirely at the whim of the man himself... he keeps everyone in suspenders. |
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I actually took a look at the OPs' profile to maybe see if I could spot a pairing between him and someone else on the thread. Why though I don't know, I'm not exactly Cilla Black here lol seems like a cool dude though |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I actually took a look at the OPs' profile to maybe see if I could spot a pairing between him and someone else on the thread. Why though I don't know, I'm not exactly Cilla Black here lol seems like a cool dude though "
Nerø is lovely. He contributes a touch of excessive class to the Lounge.  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"I actually took a look at the OPs' profile to maybe see if I could spot a pairing between him and someone else on the thread. Why though I don't know, I'm not exactly Cilla Black here lol seems like a cool dude though
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Nerø is lovely. He contributes a touch of excessive class to the Lounge. "
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Such compliments are a sure-fire way to get me into bed, oxondÅvina. |
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"I actually took a look at the OPs' profile to maybe see if I could spot a pairing between him and someone else on the thread. Why though I don't know, I'm not exactly Cilla Black here lol seems like a cool dude though
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Nerø is lovely. He contributes a touch of excessive class to the Lounge.
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Such compliments are a sure-fire way to get me into bed, oxondÅvina. "
The 8th wonder of the world our Nero |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I actually took a look at the OPs' profile to maybe see if I could spot a pairing between him and someone else on the thread. Why though I don't know, I'm not exactly Cilla Black here lol seems like a cool dude though
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Nerø is lovely. He contributes a touch of excessive class to the Lounge.
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Such compliments are a sure-fire way to get me into bed, oxondÅvina. "
Ooooh! Happy, happy! |
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"I actually took a look at the OPs' profile to maybe see if I could spot a pairing between him and someone else on the thread. Why though I don't know, I'm not exactly Cilla Black here lol seems like a cool dude though
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Nerø is lovely. He contributes a touch of excessive class to the Lounge.
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Such compliments are a sure-fire way to get me into bed, oxondÅvina.
The 8th wonder of the world our Nero"
I know he likes cinnamon and that's enough for me |
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"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood!
Ouch. Sizeist!
Don't get me started on Cartoon Characters "
Just because I’m an Angry Bird doesn’t mean I’m an angry bird |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood!
Ouch. Sizeist!
Don't get me started on Cartoon Characters
Just because I’m an Angry Bird doesn’t mean I’m an angry bird "
Wasn't talking about you!!
Wind your neck in |
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"Thank you all for your egregious responses.
I shall be carefully curating a shortlist very soon...
Only one person really wants the Job, she's about 4ft tall....
Are you saying I’m a dwarf?
Ps. I am. A horny dwarf
I don't bully people that completely failed to grow in childhood!
Ouch. Sizeist!
Don't get me started on Cartoon Characters
Just because I’m an Angry Bird doesn’t mean I’m an angry bird
Wasn't talking about you!!
Wind your neck in "
Only til Friday |
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