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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Coffee - hot, strong and first thing in the morning.

Dentists - taking care of my oral needs.

Fruit and veg - 5 times a day.

What do you like your men like?

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

I once had a woman say to me that she likes her coffee like she likes her men ‘black and inside me’

At that moment I knew I wasn’t going to win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coffee - hot, strong and first thing in the morning.

Dentists - taking care of my oral needs.

Fruit and veg - 5 times a day.

What do you like your men like?"

Dare I ask when the other four times are?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like the idea of having my eyes gouged out : I don’t!

Can we do women instead?

I like my women like I like a 25 piece jigsaw, quick, simple and easy

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I like my men like I like the idea of having my eyes gouged out : I don’t!

Can we do women instead?

I like my women like I like a 25 piece jigsaw, quick, simple and easy

Start a thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my men like I like the idea of having my eyes gouged out : I don’t!

Can we do women instead?

I like my women like I like a 25 piece jigsaw, quick, simple and easy

Start a thread!"

Too much hard work!

And I’m not one for starting threads anyway ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like Swedish crime dramas - dark and complicated

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’ll give it 20 minutes and we’ll see a borderline one to the extent of

“How I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Tampons.

Out of sight when not required. In the correct places when they are. And they don't stay for more than a few hours

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Tampons.

Out of sight when not required. In the correct places when they are. And they don't stay for more than a few hours

Brilliant Prey.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Clocks - a nice face and hands. Able to keep a regular rhythm.

I'm not very good at the analogies today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like my curry hot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tampons.

Out of sight when not required. In the correct places when they are. And they don't stay for more than a few hours

If they hang around too long they go toxic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Disposable

Satisfy a need then level.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Well really, the quite literal objectification of men, is appalling, I am outraged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like my chocolate - Soft, sweet and fills me full of cream.

The other one I was going to go for was

I like my men like I like my anime protagonists - Cute, feminine and full of energy.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Tampons.

Out of sight when not required. In the correct places when they are. And they don't stay for more than a few hours

If they hang around too long they go toxic?

Thats where the analogy falls apart. I like them fairly toxic to start with

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I like my women to be like the 2020 Olympics...

No Games

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By *allandathleticMan over a year ago

Asgard

I like my men like I like my woman.... none existent. *shrugs*

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I like my men.

Haven't really got anything else.

Oooh. No.

I like my men like I like my kinks... unique and all different

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Tampons.

Out of sight when not required. In the correct places when they are. And they don't stay for more than a few hours

Ha ha ha ha!!!

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I like my men like I like my chocolate - Soft, sweet and fills me full of cream.

The other one I was going to go for was

I like my men like I like my anime protagonists - Cute, feminine and full of energy. "

Ooh! Different. I love it!

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Well really, the quite literal objectification of men, is appalling, I am outraged

Good. That's the point

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I’ll give it 20 minutes and we’ll see a borderline one to the extent of

“How I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer”

Pah ha ha ha!

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By *ollbiMan over a year ago

newcastle

Ho ho. Thank you Prey! We should come back as this.we shall be in demand 25% of the time. Result! Just where we've been trying to be, all this time, then?? Urgh.Flushed down the loo!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tampons.

Out of sight when not required. In the correct places when they are. And they don't stay for more than a few hours

Brilliant Prey."

I second this! Very very good!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Well for me you can't veer to far from Swiss Tony's take...

COFFEE

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman.

It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir...gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...Earl Grey. Hot, sweet, fragrant and pleasing.

Oh, and inside me - of course.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"I once had a woman say to me that she likes her coffee like she likes her men ‘black and inside me’

At that moment I knew I wasn’t going to win

My ex said he likes his women like he likes his coffee black and bitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead.

Silent and easily disposable.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...vampires. Dark, brooding, elegant and mysterious. Able to overpower me and look into my soul.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like my watch.

Comes in handy when I need it, but 95% of the time it’s just a pretty accessory

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Like coffee

I don’t like coffee that much. Sometimes I need it. It’s rarely as good as it promises. Makes me feel a bit ill afterwards.

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By *egDaySkipperMan over a year ago

Liverpool

If only I lived in plymouth and was clean shaven!

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"If only I lived in plymouth and was clean shaven!"

Who do you know in Plymouth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like my whiskey. Smoky, full-bodied, aged and mellow, taking my breath away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like my pizza.

Uncut, piping hot, and 10-14 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like my wine.

Smooth, well aged, smooth, and free of headaches.

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By *inger_Snap OP Woman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I like my men like I like my pizza.

Uncut, piping hot, and 10-14 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like my doctor.

Unavailable, quick and not afraid to slip a finger up my bum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my women like a boomerang.......keep coming back

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I like my men like my Haribo…

In plentiful supply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like my doctor.

Unavailable, quick and not afraid to slip a finger up my bum."

You dont need a doctor for that.......hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like my doctor.

Unavailable, quick and not afraid to slip a finger up my bum."

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my men like my Haribo…

In plentiful supply

I hope not the sqeaky voice too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good bar of chocolate- smoothe, tasty and leaves me content

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

I like my men, like I like my morning shit.

Satisfactory and easily flushed away.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"

Bit scary but very funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like a taxi...

Clean, safe and willing to give me a good ride. Xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"

Perfect

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I like my men like my Haribo…

In plentiful supply

I hope not the sqeaky voice too

I never let them talk…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my men like my Haribo…

In plentiful supply

I hope not the sqeaky voice too

I never let them talk…

That's it. Just sit on their face. X

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I like my men like I like my coffee too.

3 at a time while I shake like an uncontrollable bastard and wonder if sleep will ever visit again.

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By *ozing24Man over a year ago

kettering

I like my women like I like my firewood

Chopped up and left in the basement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men like I like my telly. Silent, still and with an off button

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"I like my men like I like my telly. Silent, still and with an off button "

Are you my soul mate?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Chips

Hot, salty and erm wearing nothing but a newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like my alcohol.. Undiluted and straight up

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