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War, atmospheric changes, possible Iceland volcano eruption, asteroid threat, is 3 days of darkness a possiblity on the 23rd November a strong possibility?
Oh yeh black Friday falls around same time too coincidently.  |
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Should you not be walking the streets with a sign on your front saying:
"The end of the world is nigh"
And on your back:
"Repent".
Meanwhile I am up for a little debauchery if there are any takers.  |
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes"
Psalm 46:1-2
God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea....But it's all OK because we have cupcakes  
Good old book of Psalms |
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes
Psalm 46:1-2
God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea....But it's all OK because we have cupcakes
Good old book of Psalms "
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes
I’m sitting next to you two"
Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping
I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party |
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The only darkness is these things being thrown out there. Most of us can scroll past without a second thought but there is people who are geuinuely affected by this. They shouldn't have to go through such stress and anxiety because someone is choosing to spout nonsense. |
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes
I’m sitting next to you two
Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping
I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party "
Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!! I’ll meet your Wotsits and raise you some Skips. I’ll bring some Tootie Fruities as well for afters. And some gloves for everybody so we can keep on clapping when our palms get sore. This is going to be great! |
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes
I’m sitting next to you two
Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping
I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party
Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!! I’ll meet your Wotsits and raise you some Skips. I’ll bring some Tootie Fruities as well for afters. And some gloves for everybody so we can keep on clapping when our palms get sore. This is going to be great! "
I’ll grab the Marshmallow and biccies to make the s’mores as the world around us begins to burn.
Disco inferno blasting over the wireless speakers. |
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes
I’m sitting next to you two
Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping
I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party
Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!! I’ll meet your Wotsits and raise you some Skips. I’ll bring some Tootie Fruities as well for afters. And some gloves for everybody so we can keep on clapping when our palms get sore. This is going to be great!
I’ll grab the Marshmallow and biccies to make the s’mores as the world around us begins to burn.
Disco inferno blasting over the wireless speakers."
Will there be jacket potatoes wrapped in silver foil in the fire pit.
Are we cooking the marshmallows. Must remember to let them cool off before biting down on them.
Don't suppose we'll need a rendition of 'Auld Lang Syne'  |
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"It reads like a script for a b movie, with a budget of £3.50..
Then again if said volcano does go pop it'll be easier to pronounce than the last one in Iceland.."
I had to stay in Mexico an extra week because of the last one it was a hardship but I got through |
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"It reads like a script for a b movie, with a budget of £3.50..
Then again if said volcano does go pop it'll be easier to pronounce than the last one in Iceland..
I had to stay in Mexico an extra week because of the last one it was a hardship but I got through "
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"3 days of darkness
I'll be in Bath - hope i don't fall into the canal "
You look very nice. I live near to Bath. I'll make sure I'm near the canal to rescue you, as long as I can find it in all that flipping darkness. |
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Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.
Apparently you are to draw all your curtains and blinds and not to look out or go out during that period. You're supposed to pray for forgiveness and the only light that will work is that from blessed candles.
I don't know but that's what I thought it was.  |
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"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.
Apparently you are to draw all your curtains and blinds and not to look out or go out during that period. You're supposed to pray for forgiveness and the only light that will work is that from blessed candles.
I don't know but that's what I thought it was. "
That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled  .
I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for. |
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"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.
Apparently you are to draw all your curtains and blinds and not to look out or go out during that period. You're supposed to pray for forgiveness and the only light that will work is that from blessed candles.
I don't know but that's what I thought it was.
That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled .
I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for. "
Does fornication count?
I could always be tempted, but I'm not Catholic so would need to perform some other penance - any suggestions? |
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"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.
Apparently you are to draw all your curtains and blinds and not to look out or go out during that period. You're supposed to pray for forgiveness and the only light that will work is that from blessed candles.
I don't know but that's what I thought it was.
That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled .
I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for.
Does fornication count?
I could always be tempted, but I'm not Catholic so would need to perform some other penance - any suggestions?"
Oh I have plenty of other suggestions and the means to carry them out . Is this where I make a speech about having a particular set of skills |
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"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.
Apparently you are to draw all your curtains and blinds and not to look out or go out during that period. You're supposed to pray for forgiveness and the only light that will work is that from blessed candles.
I don't know but that's what I thought it was.
That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled .
I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for.
Does fornication count?
I could always be tempted, but I'm not Catholic so would need to perform some other penance - any suggestions?
Oh I have plenty of other suggestions and the means to carry them out . Is this where I make a speech about having a particular set of skills "
King Lear |
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over a year ago
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"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.
So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.
Sexy head torches  "
Ooh. Good thinking.
Markets will probably be cancelled if the asteroid hits though. |
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"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.
So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.
Sexy head torches
Ooh. Good thinking.
Markets will probably be cancelled if the asteroid hits though."
GOAT orgy!!
... Oh that sounds so wrong when i reread |
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"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.
So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.
Sexy head torches
Ooh. Good thinking.
Markets will probably be cancelled if the asteroid hits though.
GOAT orgy!!
... Oh that sounds so wrong when i reread "
Kinky fucker! |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Beer and alcohol only, then you'll sleep through it in total oblivion."
Brilliant, thank you. I like to be prepared. |
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"War, atmospheric changes, possible Iceland volcano eruption, asteroid threat, is 3 days of darkness a possiblity on the 23rd November a strong possibility?
Oh yeh black Friday falls around same time too coincidently. "
I don't think The Darkness have got enough material for three days, they've got a few good songs, but definitely not more than a couple of hours.
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"War, atmospheric changes, possible Iceland volcano eruption, asteroid threat, is 3 days of darkness a possiblity on the 23rd November a strong possibility?
Oh yeh black Friday falls around same time too coincidently. "
Hope not, it's supposed to be a special(ish) day for me  |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway."
I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses. |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway."
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...  |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though... "
Volcano in Iceland. |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...
Volcano in Iceland. "
Got it. There was mention of asteroids and war so I was a little confused. |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses."
Why? Just buy two 1ltr bottles, that should easily last till 23rd |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses.
Why? Just buy two 1ltr bottles, that should easily last till 23rd "
Bugger, why could I not think of that? I need a woman to organise me. |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though... "
That’s the three of us then.
Dark because you know, stuff. |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses.
Why? Just buy two 1ltr bottles, that should easily last till 23rd
Bugger, why could I not think of that? I need a woman to organise me."
As Vaya Con Dios would say:
(What's a man without a woman?) |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...
That’s the three of us then.
Dark because you know, stuff."
Oh no! Not stuff! I'm really scared of stuff!
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...
That’s the three of us then.
Dark because you know, stuff.
Oh no! Not stuff! I'm really scared of stuff!
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Me too. Stuff is scary. Hence the gin, and litres of it, in a pint glass. You’ll be fine
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...
Volcano in Iceland.
Got it. There was mention of asteroids and war so I was a little confused. "
Bruce Willis is now retired so I'm not sure who we're sending up to fight the asteroids. Will Smith is ready and waiting for the aliens though, with Jeff Goldblum for backup. On the volcano front, we have Tommy Lee Jones |
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"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?
Gin in a tin, I’d say.
That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.
Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.
I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...
Volcano in Iceland.
Got it. There was mention of asteroids and war so I was a little confused.
Bruce Willis is now retired so I'm not sure who we're sending up to fight the asteroids. Will Smith is ready and waiting for the aliens though, with Jeff Goldblum for backup. On the volcano front, we have Tommy Lee Jones "
I think Clint Eastwood is still up for it. |
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"Will there be snacks?
I’ll bring cupcakes
I’m sitting next to you two
Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping
I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party
Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!! I’ll meet your Wotsits and raise you some Skips. I’ll bring some Tootie Fruities as well for afters. And some gloves for everybody so we can keep on clapping when our palms get sore. This is going to be great! "
Oooh frickin love tootie fruities! Best party ever! |
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