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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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James Bond.
That's why.
I have put on Die Another Day, the 2002 Bond film. I was 12 at the time. Pubes sprouting, getting the origins of horn.
Here's how he shagged Halle Berry.
'nice view'
'isnt it's
'im here to look at owls, predators usually come out at sunset'
'so you're busy tonight with owls then huh'
'nothing to see out there til the morning, not out there anyway (wink)'
'so what do predators do between sunset and sunrise'
'they feast' (then he feasts on her vagina)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig..."
I’ve got to admit, to start with I was an anti-Craig for bond person, but as it went on, he grew on me. I can now accept a blond Bond |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...
Actually that was Pierce Brosnan"
To be fair, this now supports my Craig theory. Brosnan looked like a Bond, but definatley didn’t have the skills or charisma to pull it off.
Craig didn’t look like a Bond, but over his set of films was definitely Bond by the end |
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...
I’ve got to admit, to start with I was an anti-Craig for bond person, but as it went on, he grew on me. I can now accept a blond Bond"
Bond is described as blonde with blue eyes in the books. |
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...
I’ve got to admit, to start with I was an anti-Craig for bond person, but as it went on, he grew on me. I can now accept a blond Bond
Bond is described as blonde with blue eyes in the books. "
I haven’t read the books, but heard this. In my head Bond should look like Roger Moore |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...
Actually that was Pierce Brosnan
To be fair, this now supports my Craig theory. Brosnan looked like a Bond, but definatley didn’t have the skills or charisma to pull it off.
Craig didn’t look like a Bond, but over his set of films was definitely Bond by the end"
Not true, they just changed Bond as a character for Daniel Craig to make him less of a sex pest (although he still shags a woman in a shower without her prior permission and she was a child sex slavvvve)
They gave him a bit more heart and much better production and story and people bought into it but classic Bond is a real piece of shit. That generations grew up IDOLISING.
Wish I could do an owl chat up like on someone  |
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...
Actually that was Pierce Brosnan"
I know that one was.
And tbf they usually try and shoot him or something after. |
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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yeah.... But that's James Bond.... He can get away with it. Especially Daniel Craig...
Actually that was Pierce Brosnan
I know that one was.
And tbf they usually try and shoot him or something after."
If he was on fab he'd be blocked or something after am I right?!  |
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Danny and the T birds from Grease were much worse, especially when they were dealing with "My women" the pink ladies that were always a possession that they treated despicably, kids could relate to them better.
Bond was more aimed at the older men, just like Pretty Women, which was also awful to women
Ironically I was watching Eddie Murphy in Raw last night and him doing jokes about all the american sexual predators, (Jackson, cosby etc) obviously before they were reported, it is a misogynistic era indeed |
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