"To go bang my head against a brick wall.
If I pass out someone just do it for me.
Thanks.  "
There are a lot of things I would do for you, but bashing my pretty head against a wall isn’t one of them. Would you like me to get you some baileys instead? |
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"To go bang my head against a brick wall.
If I pass out someone just do it for me.
Thanks.
There are a lot of things I would do for you, but bashing my pretty head against a wall isn’t one of them. Would you like me to get you some baileys instead? "
Let's talk about all these things you'd do for me... |
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"To go bang my head against a brick wall.
If I pass out someone just do it for me.
Thanks.
There are a lot of things I would do for you, but bashing my pretty head against a wall isn’t one of them. Would you like me to get you some baileys instead?
Let's talk about all these things you'd do for me..."
In.
Also offering a penis to bang against your head if you need it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To go bang my head against a brick wall.
If I pass out someone just do it for me.
Thanks.
Bang it against a pillow instead "
Kinda missing the whole point there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.  "
Irony..... |
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony....."
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.  |
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By *mf123Man
over a year ago
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me. "
damn did i miss a row |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me. damn did i miss a row "
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me. "
No you just hijack the majority of threads to do it. |
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.
No you just hijack the majority of threads to do it."
That's a lot of threads  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me. "
Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread... |
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.
Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread..."
Sure |
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.
Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread...
Sure"
The problem with here is everyone thinks a post is about them. |
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"I wonder why? Lol. I'm off to walk the dog after that thread. It's better than bashing your head.
You poor things, forced to post in a thread.
Irony.....
And yet...I haven't started another thread just to complain about a thread where people didn't agree with me.
Presumptuous you think this is a thread about a thread...
Sure
The problem with here is everyone thinks a post is about them. "
We're so vain. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving. "
Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.
He keeps turning me down.
That's not what he told me"
They are just going for will they won't they vibes. Like in TV shows. And just like in TV shows it gets tedious, then when it finally happens everyone ends up disappointed in the result.
Shit or get off the pot! |
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving.
Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that. "
Do I need a squirrel for the shaving or the fucking |
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"Or just let Bruce bang you... That may or may not be less painful.
He keeps turning me down.
That's not what he told me
They are just going for will they won't they vibes. Like in TV shows. And just like in TV shows it gets tedious, then when it finally happens everyone ends up disappointed in the result.
Shit or get off the pot! "
I'll chip in for a room at the Travelodge. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving.
Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that.
Do I need a squirrel for the shaving or the fucking "
The shaving chat, not the fucking. Geez Mimi. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving.
Bruce also tells me he loves an au natrel women"
Brucey lies. |
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving.
Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that.
Do I need a squirrel for the shaving or the fucking
The shaving chat, not the fucking. Geez Mimi."
You never know on here... I just fed the squirrels at the park, I'd have brought one home if I'd known! |
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving.
Bruce also tells me he loves an au natrel women
Brucey lies."
That would explain the big nose |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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"Honestly? Go and get it fucked out of you instead. Slightly more satisfying. Highly recommended.
But that requires shaving.
Find a squirrel to talk to as you do it. Time passes remarkably quickly if you do that. "
Are there separate forums for red and grey squirrels? |
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