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How good do you think you'd be at jerking off another man's penis?
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I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.
* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are. |
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Not to inflate my own ego, but I’m good with my hands. Dexterity, sensitivity and strength. I’m also good at reading someone’s reactions and adjusting accordingly… so I’d be bloody great at wanking other men. One day I might even try it  |
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"I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.
* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are."
I got the message! |
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"I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.
* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are."
That's you off my hotlist then. |
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"I was bog-average at handjobs but great at cocksucking. So there.
* Please note the past tense there. I don’t do the sex stuff with men nowadays and haven’t for many many years. And no I don’t want to make an exception for you, whoever you are.
That's you off my hotlist then."
And most definitely off mine  |
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"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also. 
I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!
Slip a finger in... 
In my balls?!
*Cancels train to York*"
Don't knock it till you've tried it |
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"all men love dick its just a by product of having one between your legs. before you die you will fall to the pork sword sooner or later  "
If there were a situation where I had to touch someone else’s fanny - say I’d been abducted and had to earn my right to be ransomed - I wouldn’t have a clue what to do. I’ve got one but expect they all work fairly differently |
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Dunno about jerkin' off because angle snd position would be all wrong, but I reckon I could give a good blow job.
But my gag reflexes are zero. And I don't really want a guys cock in my mouth. |
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"Don’t forget it’s not all in the jerk, stroke those balls also.
I don't stroke my own balls?! Do people do that?!
Slip a finger in... "
A girl after my own heart |
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"all men love dick its just a by product of having one between your legs. before you die you will fall to the pork sword sooner or later
If there were a situation where I had to touch someone else’s fanny - say I’d been abducted and had to earn my right to be ransomed - I wouldn’t have a clue what to do. I’ve got one but expect they all work fairly differently "
The prick only has two modes. Soft or hard not much else needs to be done  |
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