I’m only watching the women, but turn offs would be children’s toys in the background, mismatched underwear sets and pictures of elderly relatives on mantelpiece or bedside table.
Turn ons, erm, women wanking I guess. Bonus points if you can hear the soundtrack to Minder in the background |
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Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*. |
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*."
Hint taken.
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*.
Hint taken.
Sent."
Don't forget the wank sock |
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*.
Hint taken.
Sent.
Don't forget the wank sock"
I'll see your wank sock and raise you a cumbox:
https://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3649106/Cum+box+warning/
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*.
Hint taken.
Sent.
Don't forget the wank sock
I'll see your wank sock and raise you a cumbox:
https://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3649106/Cum+box+warning/
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I told you not to show anyone!  |
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*."
I love to watch in real life but not on video, even if is someone I know and like, watching on video does nothing for me. |
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*.
Hint taken.
Sent.
Don't forget the wank sock
I'll see your wank sock and raise you a cumbox:
https://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3649106/Cum+box+warning/
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"Isn’t the variety of human experience brilliant? Some women love watching a man wank. A man they’re into, anyway. Some would rather watch paint dry.
One thing’s for sure though. Throwing a video of yourself bashing the bishop straight into an inbox uninvited really isn’t going to do it for *anyone*."
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