Mushroom Cock

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If a guy with a mushroom-shaped cock was laying in a field of mushrooms; do you think you would be able to spot him or would you just go:

"Oh look - there's another mushroom"?

...How many penises have we walked by or even trodden on without even knowing it?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Picked one by accident once thought it was a liberty cap the guy looked quiet shocked

By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

Snaaake snaaaake ooh it's a snake

By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Snaaake snaaaake ooh it's a snake "

Badger, badger, badger, badger

By *929Man over a year ago

bedlington

What if a cow comes along and nibbles at it? Assuming that is that goes actually eat mushrooms

By *929Man over a year ago

bedlington

"What if a cow comes along and nibbles at it? Assuming that is that goes actually eat mushrooms"

“Cows” ffs bastard auto correct

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if a cow comes along and nibbles at it? Assuming that is that goes actually eat mushrooms"

I think birds like pecking them too (ouch)... I know squirrels love to sink their teeth into a big coc...er mushroom.

By *educing_EmCouple over a year ago

Tipperary

That's what that funny noise was...huh

Em x

By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Well if they're all squished in and you can't notice the cock, there mustn't be mushroom.