unused gifts

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i got my wife an electric chair last year for christmas and she not plugged it in yet..!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit in it to show her how it works.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i got my wife an electric chair last year for christmas and she not plugged it in yet..!!"

did she want one or ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ungrateful cow

By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Ungrateful cow

By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

What astonishes me is that there are still people out there who think a 59 year old guy would wear novelty boxers, ties, socks or cufflinks.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

during sex,,mmmmmmmmmmm dont think so

By *eminiman61Man over a year ago

mansfield

This Xmas the mother in law said to me "wheres my present son"

I said you havent used what I gave you last year yet.... (I bought her a burial plot down the cemetry lol)