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over a year ago
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"That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.
That one brought a tear to my eye."
That is pure class, he was a keeper! 
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"That he wanted to throw himself into a shredder on the chance of coming back as toilet paper to be between my cheeks.
That one brought a tear to my eye.
That is pure class, he was a keeper!
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More like flushed away!!  |
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The most recent one to make me chuckle was a guy sending me his Wi-Fi password for when I went over to stay (this was his first contact to me!) but then he salvaged it with saying I wouldn’t need to use it as I’d be busy shagging anyway. I can’t remember the exact wording but it really did make me giggle as it was so cheeky. |
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I going to answer this genuinely as I thought it was brilliant!
I had someone write to me as a secret spy. It was corny as hell, he did add bits of my profile in but was absolutely hilarious.
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