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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just want someone that I find attractive. I really don't have a type and I can find many things attractive in people we have to vibe though. If I think you about as engaging as a plank then itself highly unlikely that I'm going to want to get naked with them. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
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A couple of times I decided to deviate from what I like and I am looking for… in the spirit of not being shallow and seeing beyond the physical appearance. 
And both times it ended in disasters. So I will not make excuses for my preferences. I know what I like and enjoy…. I am here for my own pleasure and gratification, so will keep seeking that.  |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.
Women can be so shallow though...
I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a VERY low bar.
Respect.
Oh I know any this too.
I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?"
Sorry I didn't mean to infer your requirements were superficial.
You're not picky at all. You could definitely find someone who matches that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.
Women can be so shallow though...
I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.
Women can be so shallow though...
I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in."
If it had been a decent car, I would have been fine about it. Sheesh. |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
You're not asking for perfection. Plenty of guys on here to choose from.
Women can be so shallow though...
I went out on a social the other day and she got up and left the minute I told her what car I lived in.
If it had been a decent car, I would have been fine about it. Sheesh. "
Haha touche! |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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Not too picky at all, him at home matches your description to a tee and I managed to catch that one so they are out there!
It sounds horrible and vain but the message could be perfect but if I don't feel a fizz when I look at their pics then its a no go, no matter how many other things align x |
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"I have a VERY low bar.
Respect.
Oh I know any this too.
I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?"
Hello, did you say you were looking for superficial?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have a physical type, but I'd avoid skinny or ample men. Just not for me.
It's more whether there's a good vibe with them. If they make me laugh. Seem intelligent. And are looking for the same connection as me. So guys looking for "fun" and who can't communicate properly - au revoir. |
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It's very rare I see a photo of someone that I am going for..that said.. Ive met a couple of people who've had something special about them that truly compensated their physical differences.Personality shines from within. |
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively "
He doth enter the realm, to suffer the slings and arrows etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively "
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively "
But will you recognise him when you meet him? That is the question  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a VERY low bar.
Respect.
Oh I know any this too.
I thought I'd just keep it superficial for now as that's what you judge by at first right?
Sorry I didn't mean to infer your requirements were superficial.
You're not picky at all. You could definitely find someone who matches that. "
Oh I know you weren't, just me being sarky. |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.
Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?
With or without Lynx can?
Nothing about sydney university either.
Is she a troll?
Is she fake?
Is she a he?
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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I'm here but you're too far away! |
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively
But will you recognise him when you meet him? That is the question "
Depends if the fucker turns up…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.
Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?
With or without Lynx can?
Nothing about sydney university either.
Is she a troll?
Is she fake?
Is she a he?
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Actually!!
Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.
Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy.
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"Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.
Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy."
I always forget that you’re so wee. |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.
Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?
With or without Lynx can?
Nothing about sydney university either.
Is she a troll?
Is she fake?
Is she a he?
Actually!!
Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.
Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy.
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Damn
I’m older than you
But shorter…
What a quandary
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.
Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?
With or without Lynx can?
Nothing about sydney university either.
Is she a troll?
Is she fake?
Is she a he?
Actually!!
Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.
Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy.
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I guess you are changing your bio right now.
Don't forget to put:
"No VWE or WE guys, sorry.
"Nobody over 5'8", sorry.
"Prefer introvert, unpopular, weird guys."
You will get 1000 messages, fabs and winks within 10 minutes.
Guaranteed!
You just need to filter out the Ted Bundy types.
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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago
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I'm sure Teresa plenty of guys on here that meet your criteria.
However, the real gentlemen will probably fall outside your upper age range and, speaking for the majority of u, we are such gentlemen that we will respect that.(Bloody Filters!!!)
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I'm looking for a woman who would touch me without a stick.
Doesn't think I'm a c*nt.
I'm willing to stay silent until I'm cumming.
Willing to put a paper bag or mask on my head, or stay behind you the whole time.
I'm also willing to leave my comfort zone, as long as it won't make me vomit, cause extreme pain or make me cry.
Use me as a sex toy while I'm making buzzing sound?
Is it too much to ask for?
Obviously I was joking.
I still have some self esteem.
I would never cry front of you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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Oh I know a few.
I'm looking for penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good personality and sense of humour.... ohh and smoking hot never hurts lol.
Seriously, we don't live in the pages of a glossy magazine. We all carry our badges of life and should be proud of them. So yes personality and a sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
I think she doesn't like nice guys.
So penis might not get you there.
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I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. |
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
I think she doesn't like nice guys.
So penis might not get you there.
I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. "
I’m nice, probably to nice 
These fab ladies do seem to like a wrong un lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
I think she doesn't like nice guys.
So penis might not get you there.
I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't.
I’m nice, probably to nice
These fab ladies do seem to like a wrong un lol"
No.
There's a difference to guys that "simp" and are all oh I'm nice and respectful...to those that have actual opinions and shock horror preferences.
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
She's pickier than she makes out!
Classic women! "
Pickier but still just as questionable in her taste as the rest of us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
Nice penis aswell.
Well you're not looking very hard then"
Yours is good too.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
Nice penis aswell.
Well you're not looking very hard then
Yours is good too.
Thank you, Raven"
You're welcome, Willy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
I think she doesn't like nice guys.
So penis might not get you there.
I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. "
One second, I'm taking notes.... so, wave your penise and don't be nice.... right, thats me set  |
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
I think she doesn't like nice guys.
So penis might not get you there.
I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't.
I’m nice, probably to nice
These fab ladies do seem to like a wrong un lol
No.
There's a difference to guys that "simp" and are all oh I'm nice and respectful...to those that have actual opinions and shock horror preferences.
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So I might not be a knob after all 
It was a rhetorical question, so... |
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"I'm looking for penis.
I have a penis!
(I think I’m in there, lads. Fingers crossed.)
I think she doesn't like nice guys.
So penis might not get you there.
I don't like guys that claim to be nice. As they generally aren't. "
And old! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moistness, warmth, a hole I could fit in.
I could list all, but at this stage of my Fabs career with the lineups that are queuing my way - even homo-sapiens is optional.
So I tried caving in the Tropics and that did nothing for me so I'm guessing I'm punching way above my stature. |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high. |
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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high."
Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.
Having a 20 stone dong is. |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.
Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.
Having a 20 stone dong is."
Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.
Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.
Having a 20 stone dong is.
Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then "
Oh I fit this description!  except I won't ever go clean shaven. Your loss! *sassy turn and walk away* |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.
Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.
Having a 20 stone dong is.
Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then "
Last pic on your list is a triumph |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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I go more for personality than age or looks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it? |
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"I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?"
Depends. Do you want them to make you laugh *while* banging the shit out of you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?
Depends. Do you want them to make you laugh *while* banging the shit out of you?"
Men can't multitask so this would never happen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.
Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?
With or without Lynx can?
Nothing about sydney university either.
Is she a troll?
Is she fake?
Is she a he?
Actually!!
Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.
Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy.
Damn
I’m older than you
But shorter…
What a quandary
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Put some heels on for god's sake.
Or I'll be be the dominant one? |
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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a human with a pretty stable brain, ability to chat nonsense whilst making me laugh and banging the shit outta me.. not too much to ask for is it?"
Do you apply these attributes once you see someone in person, or do they have to be able to prove their mettle without pictures? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm looking for a woman who would touch me without a stick.
Doesn't think I'm a c*nt.
I'm willing to stay silent until I'm cumming.
Willing to put a paper bag or mask on my head, or stay behind you the whole time.
I'm also willing to leave my comfort zone, as long as it won't make me vomit, cause extreme pain or make me cry.
Use me as a sex toy while I'm making buzzing sound?
Is it too much to ask for?
Obviously I was joking.
I still have some self esteem.
I would never cry front of you.
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I've only met one guy that actually achieved line 3.
Oh he was was delightfully silent. |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
They are confused, because you didn't specify the cock size and minimal height.
Pretty or ugly dick pics to send?
With or without Lynx can?
Nothing about sydney university either.
Is she a troll?
Is she fake?
Is she a he?
Actually!!
Oh bugger I missed off that I prefer older as well.
Don't need cock size or pics, and no minimal height because I'm fairly close to minimal height myself and every other fucker is taller than me.....at least I don't have to specify that as I get taller automatically. Christ you could argue I get it easy.
Damn
I’m older than you
But shorter…
What a quandary
Put some heels on for god's sake.
Or I'll be be the dominant one? "
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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Tallness |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.
Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.
Having a 20 stone dong is.
Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then
Oh I fit this description! except I won't ever go clean shaven. Your loss! *sassy turn and walk away*"
Always one exception to the rule... |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
This, but clean shaven. I'm keeping my bar high.
Clean shaven really isn't that much of an ask.
Having a 20 stone dong is.
Good job I'm another woman who isn't into well hung/vwe then
Last pic on your list is a triumph "
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively "
I’ll bum you then give you a cuddle… #smashingit xx  |
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively
I’ll bum you then give you a cuddle… #smashingit xx "
Was that humour or Shakespeare? |
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"Men with nice faces, nice eyes, nice smile, preferably with a neat trimmed beard. Slim/athletic/dad bod/muscular.
Am I asking for perfection and setting the bar too high? Am I being too picky?
Ladies (and guys) what are you looking for that if someone doesn't fit you'll delete their message regardless of how well it's written?
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You could trade your unwanted nice penis picks for unwanted nice face pics with She Who Must Not Be Named... |
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"I’m looking for
Messaging worthy of Shakespeare
Looks worthy of vogue
Humour from the comedy club
And this absolute prize of a man must lower us standards to meet me…
Yeah I’m punching massively "
I am crossing my fingers for ya, Misty!! |
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