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"Wifes out - home alone n horny. Anyone up for a chat?" Has she not given you a list of chores? | |||
"Watch out for the wet bandits! " ...I got nothin', that was perfect ![]() | |||
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"Run around the house naked with a pair of her knickers on your head singing Abba songs, its quite liberating xx ![]() Is that the voice of experience ![]() ![]() | |||
"Run around the house naked with a pair of her knickers on your head singing Abba songs, its quite liberating xx ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes ![]() | |||
"Watch out for the wet bandits! ...I got nothin', that was perfect ![]() Perhaps a series of elaborate traps may help. May I suggest heating up the door handle for starters. There's a very good documentary on how to secure your house ironically called Home Alone. It's a three part series | |||