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Sitting in yer pants, reading the forums whilst listening to the kerrang channel on sky, debating with yerself as to play call of duty or not.................................................dunno what ted's doing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working hard all day, eating chicken and leek soup when you get home and then watchin the footy after a nice spliff and cup of tea. Bed at half ten cos youv got to be up at 6.20 tmrw morning! |
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By *arl828Man
over a year ago
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"Sitting in yer pants, reading the forums whilst listening to the kerrang channel on sky, debating with yerself as to play call of duty or not.................................................dunno what ted's doing "
Made me chuckle, thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You would have had a day of faxing,copying and getting your bulk of work done but then you would have been shafted by a colleague into training muppets.
Then you would have to come home to breakfast pots and make a meal whilst checking fab and doing washing.
And later you can have a bubble bath and a cheeky play |
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Had you asked this yesterday....you would have been getting up earlier than usual (we both work nites) having a day time threesome , popping into town, coming home for more afternoon and evening sex, a trip to the cinema to watch "warm bodies" (anyone else seen,very good) slipping your hand down angels winter garb and wanking her off during the film and then off home for a prolongued anal sex session.......good day 1 - complaints 0  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You would have had a day of faxing,copying and getting your bulk of work done but then you would have been shafted by a colleague into training muppets.
Then you would have to come home to breakfast pots and make a meal whilst checking fab and doing washing.
And later you can have a bubble bath and a cheeky play "
well i hope a glass of wine after all that too .. xxxx but bubble bath sounds fab xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Had you asked this yesterday....you would have been getting up earlier than usual (we both work nites) having a day time threesome, popping into town, coming home for more afternoon and evening sex, a trip to the cinema to watch "warm bodies" (anyone else seen,very good) slipping your hand down angels winter garb and wanking her off during the film and then off home for a prolongued anal sex session.......good day 1 - complaints 0 "
wow sounds one hell of a day mmm x loving your shoes , lol apart from not getting up in mornings not to good , lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sat on a bridge waiting for the emergency call to come in.Then having to dodge rush hour traffic to arrive in the alotted time to find its a hoax again  "
God i bet that make you so mad ... it would me but i know you must take it that everyones real as could be life or death.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well if it was today it would have started by getting home from cinema date at 1am, eating beans on toast, then sleeping till 7am, gym at 7.30 till 8.30am, building site doing project monitoring at 9.00am, office at 11am ... (too) large a sandwich and a cuppa soup for lunch. Reports sorted in afternoon (sly peep on FAB at opportune moments)... then later pick up children (my night), out to eat, (half) game of monopoly, bedtime story, half an hour’s practice on guitar (still sh1te tho)... read one page of book then s l e e p  |
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"well if it was today it would have started by getting home from cinema date at 1am, eating beans on toast, then sleeping till 7am, gym at 7.30 till 8.30am, building site doing project monitoring at 9.00am, office at 11am ... (too) large a sandwich and a cuppa soup for lunch. Reports sorted in afternoon (sly peep on FAB at opportune moments)... then later pick up children (my night), out to eat, (half) game of monopoly, bedtime story, half an hour’s practice on guitar (still sh1te tho)... read one page of book then s l e e p "
There was beans on toast involved in our day too |
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"well if it was today it would have started by getting home from cinema date at 1am, eating beans on toast, then sleeping till 7am, gym at 7.30 till 8.30am, building site doing project monitoring at 9.00am, office at 11am ... (too) large a sandwich and a cuppa soup for lunch. Reports sorted in afternoon (sly peep on FAB at opportune moments)... then later pick up children (my night), out to eat, (half) game of monopoly, bedtime story, half an hour’s practice on guitar (still sh1te tho)... read one page of book then s l e e p "
wow thats a hell of a day i would be in need of hours of sleep after all that xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well if it was today it would have started by getting home from cinema date at 1am, eating beans on toast, then sleeping till 7am, gym at 7.30 till 8.30am, building site doing project monitoring at 9.00am, office at 11am ... (too) large a sandwich and a cuppa soup for lunch. Reports sorted in afternoon (sly peep on FAB at opportune moments)... then later pick up children (my night), out to eat, (half) game of monopoly, bedtime story, half an hour’s practice on guitar (still sh1te tho)... read one page of book then s l e e p wow thats a hell of a day i would be in need of hours of sleep after all that xx"
Good job it wasnt yesterday then ... now that WAS a busy day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would i been doing ? "
You would have been working hard in an office all day, and at the back of your mind wondering whether you were going to get a favourable response from the couple on here that you wrote to last night. It seems they've read (but not deleted) the message, so all hope has not gone. Oh well, time will tell  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"What would i been doing ? "
You d be either scratching your head in despair or, more likely being really happy that you have your family, your health and tons of reasons to be happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would i been doing ? "
You would be going out of your head with boredom and frustration.
Apart from the rubbish daytime telly, or reading..there is nowt else to do than look at 4 walls.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would i been doing ? "
You would be going out of your head with boredom and frustration.
Apart from the rubbish daytime telly, or reading..there is nowt else to do than look at 4 walls. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"What would i been doing ?
You would be going out of your head with boredom and frustration.
Apart from the rubbish daytime telly, or reading..there is nowt else to do than look at 4 walls. "
Hey, peaches... that's 8 walls |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
My day would have meant finishing work at around 8.45am, having my breakfast before retiring to my room, reading my daily paper and listening to the radio, answering a few emails, and of course, saying "Good Morning All", on here!
Then asleep from Midday till around 7.30pm.
A really chaotic life I lead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wake up, Get up, Get your ass to work, do 8 hours, walk a mile home, relax in the evening or get out on the bike to meet friends, Oooooo this is a nice road, opens up the throttle
this is a mon - fri as I don't work weekends xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mon, tue, thur, fri and sat its
Up at 5.30am go for a power walk for 40 mins, 6.30 eat, 7.30 eat 8.15 gym, 10am recovery shake, 11.30 snack, home answer emails 1300 dinner, 1400 sleep 1hr, 1600 snack, 1600gym, 17.30 home 1800 tea 22.30 MR drink 2300 bed.
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You'd be curled up under the duvet with the cat and no major plans for the day except a little bit of baking - I'm living the dream baby, benefit scrounger style! 
Oh and being really, really happy that the hospital finally found an alternative dressing cos the others were causing a red, itchy, irritable reaction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trying to write 1600 words that make sense on social policy. Go on, I'll let you!!! "
Live and let live.
That saves you 1,596 words. Now have a cup of tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You would only need one of my shoes as my left leg is in a full cast after my mountain bike accident on Sunday
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oooooo no you poor thing so you got your leg up? resting .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am affraid thats all that will be getting up for a while , first serious injury in more than 15 years so I cant really complain.
I think I might be getting FAB overload |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You would be riding around London in fulle bike gear waiting for an alarm call to come through on the handset so you could speed off to save the day and stop orrible little gits breaking in to hardworking people's homes. Very satisfying job, better than being a copper as there is less red tape so to speak. I'm sure you'd look lovely wearing my helmet. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You would be riding around London in fulle bike gear waiting for an alarm call to come through on the handset so you could speed off to save the day and stop orrible little gits breaking in to hardworking people's homes. Very satisfying job, better than being a copper as there is less red tape so to speak. I'm sure you'd look lovely wearing my helmet. Lol "
Now i could see myself in that helmet saving the world ok sorting out there problems .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahahahahaha, strangely enough, it's a massive buzz when you catch someone in another's home, even more of a buzz when you rock up and let yourself in and it dawns on you it's a d*unk lass who forgot to disarm the alarm panel and she is quite happy you're there!!! |
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"Trying to write 1600 words that make sense on social policy. Go on, I'll let you!!!
Live and let live.
That saves you 1,596 words. Now have a cup of tea"
Thanks. I need 700 words minimum, and I've just stopped for my 4th cup of coffee and some lunch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Trying to write 1600 words that make sense on social policy. Go on, I'll let you!!!
Live and let live.
That saves you 1,596 words. Now have a cup of tea
Thanks. I need 700 words minimum, and I've just stopped for my 4th cup of coffee and some lunch. "
oo well its a dream to spell well ...... you must be really very good . x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My spelling isn't bad. Trying to make the sentences all make sense is my problem!!! lol"
yes i suffer with that too , xxx just put your heart into it and will be ok i am sure xxx |
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well i got up at 6am, started work at 7am, its now !2.20 and in that time i have showered and dressed 5 people, changed 7 pads, cleaned 5 shitty arses, changed 2 peg feeds, gave 2 insulin shots, given out 7 lots of medication, changed the dressings on 3 peoples pressure sores and cyceled about 10 miles already going between each house, im now on call which means i have to sit in then office till 4pm incase of any emergancys then i back out on my bikce doing the same as i did this morning till 7pm then im off to fat camp to get weighted then to the gym
Such a fun filled life i lead lol |
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My day just seems to have melted into yesterday as was up all night with a poorly 5 year old,alarm off at 7,woke up kids,made breakfast and then while the other 2 got washed and dressed got the poorly one ready as unfortunately had to drag her out to walk the other 2 to school(with a sick bag in tow) and since been having a cyddley day on sofa watching cbeebies until we will have to head out again at 3 to collect the winks from school again |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"its ok im just sat on my arse till 4 if noones calls me out
knowing my luck now ive said that i'll get 5 calls in the next 5 mins lol"
I only hung out the washing and needed a sit down and a cig.... |
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"well i got up at 6am, started work at 7am, its now !2.20 and in that time i have showered and dressed 5 people, changed 7 pads, cleaned 5 shitty arses, changed 2 peg feeds, gave 2 insulin shots, given out 7 lots of medication, changed the dressings on 3 peoples pressure sores and cyceled about 10 miles already going between each house, im now on call which means i have to sit in then office till 4pm incase of any emergancys then i back out on my bikce doing the same as i did this morning till 7pm then im off to fat camp to get weighted then to the gym
Such a fun filled life i lead lol"
my god woman why are you not a size 10 after a life like this ... I bet you need a good meal and put your feet up x Its nice to help people in life i am sure some day some place you will get thanks xxx |
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"well i got up at 6am, started work at 7am, its now !2.20 and in that time i have showered and dressed 5 people, changed 7 pads, cleaned 5 shitty arses, changed 2 peg feeds, gave 2 insulin shots, given out 7 lots of medication, changed the dressings on 3 peoples pressure sores and cyceled about 10 miles already going between each house, im now on call which means i have to sit in then office till
4pm incase of any emergancys then i back out on my bikce doing the same as i did this morning till 7pm then im off to fat camp to get weighted then to the gym
Such a fun filled life i lead lol my god woman why are you not a size 10 after a life like this ... I bet you need a good meal and put your feet up x Its nice to help people in life i am sure some day some place you will get thanks xxx"
What!!! you mean im not a size 10?
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"well i got up at 6am, started work at 7am, its now !2.20 and in that time i have showered and dressed 5 people, changed 7 pads, cleaned 5 shitty arses, changed 2 peg feeds, gave 2 insulin shots, given out 7 lots of medication, changed the dressings on 3 peoples pressure sores and cyceled about 10 miles already going between each house, im now on call which means i have to sit in then office till
4pm incase of any emergancys then i back out on my bikce doing the same as i did this morning till 7pm then im off to fat camp to get weighted then to the gym
Such a fun filled life i lead lol my god woman why are you not a size 10 after a life like this ... I bet you need a good meal and put your feet up x Its nice to help people in life i am sure some day some place you will get thanks xxx
What!!! you mean im not a size 10?
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well you work hard must be burning off loads ... you dont need fat camp or gym i would need food and rest after all that. xxx |
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Up at 5.30... get ready out the house by 7am.. then on a packed tram for 20 mins then walk 1/2 mile to my office sit down have a bowl of cereal while reading emails then have 8 hours of being in a Jezza Kyle episode as well as dealing with "professionals" that clearly don't give a shit what happens as long as its not dumped on their desk but happy to dump it on mine..then leave at 4ish come home cook dinner and try and not think too much about work... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Up at 5.30... get ready out the house by 7am.. then on a packed tram for 20 mins then walk 1/2 mile to my office sit down have a bowl of cereal while reading emails then have 8 hours of being in a Jezza Kyle episode as well as dealing with "professionals" that clearly don't give a shit what happens as long as its not dumped on their desk but happy to dump it on mine..then leave at 4ish come home cook dinner and try and not think too much about work... "
wow you have a full life too ... how do you keep your cool them dumping on you ?
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"Up at 5.30... get ready out the house by 7am.. then on a packed tram for 20 mins then walk 1/2 mile to my office sit down have a bowl of cereal while reading emails then have 8 hours of being in a Jezza Kyle episode as well as dealing with "professionals" that clearly don't give a shit what happens as long as its not dumped on their desk but happy to dump it on mine..then leave at 4ish come home cook dinner and try and not think too much about work... wow you have a full life too ... how do you keep your cool them dumping on you ?"
I make a decision which is a negitive one which then means it gets dumped back on their desk as its not "a what I do" issue.. usually suddenly they get manners and happy to assist for a positive outcome... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Up at 5.30... get ready out the house by 7am.. then on a packed tram for 20 mins then walk 1/2 mile to my office sit down have a bowl of cereal while reading emails then have 8 hours of being in a Jezza Kyle episode as well as dealing with "professionals" that clearly don't give a shit what happens as long as its not dumped on their desk but happy to dump it on mine..then leave at 4ish come home cook dinner and try and not think too much about work... wow you have a full life too ... how do you keep your cool them dumping on you ?
I make a decision which is a negitive one which then means it gets dumped back on their desk as its not "a what I do" issue.. usually suddenly they get manners and happy to assist for a positive outcome... "
so your very cool and handle it all really well xxx |
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"Looking forward to a non-productive day sat in a meeting looking at PowerPoint presentations "
Spent most of meeting trying not to stare at the presenters rather unfortunate camel toe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What would i been doing ? "
You'd probably be picking them up and putting them back on frequently. I'm a size 14 and I'm betting they wouldn't stay on your feet for long |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What would i been doing ?
You'd probably be picking them up and putting them back on frequently. I'm a size 14 and I'm betting they wouldn't stay on your feet for long "
I could put them on top of my wellies , lol |
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over a year ago
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"How good are you at catching mice, the cat brought one in, and let it go in the kitchen, an it's behind the fridge."
Well dont kill it. xx thay are so sweet ... i would get it put it out the door hide up the cat for a time , lol |
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"How good are you at catching mice, the cat brought one in, and let it go in the kitchen, an it's behind the fridge.Well dont kill it. xx thay are so sweet ... i would get it put it out the door hide up the cat for a time , lol "
Thats just reminded me, we once kept getting a field mouse coming into the house and my wife kept complaining and going mad telling me to do something, so set a trap and a few days later I produced the dead animal to her, she went ballistic and told me I had to take it to the vets. |
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"How good are you at catching mice, the cat brought one in, and let it go in the kitchen, an it's behind the fridge.Well dont kill it. xx thay are so sweet ... i would get it put it out the door hide up the cat for a time , lol
Thats just reminded me, we once kept getting a field mouse coming into the house and my wife kept complaining and going mad telling me to do something, so set a trap and a few days later I produced the dead animal to her, she went ballistic and told me I had to take it to the vets. "
Thay are sweet xx now rats i hate Big and nasty and teeth , |
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By *icky55Man
over a year ago
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"How good are you at catching mice, the cat brought one in, and let it go in the kitchen, an it's behind the fridge.Well dont kill it. xx thay are so sweet ... i would get it put it out the door hide up the cat for a time , lol "
The cat was the first out the kitchen and door shut. We have mouse traps that don't harm them, so they can be released out side unharmed. But this ones missing a bit of it's tail the cat had it. Ironicaly i saw it just now eating the crumbs by the cats food bowl. They may be sweet, found out the hard way once, "they bite" so they belong out side. lol
Theres a sparrow hawk around here waitin for his supper though. |
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By *icky55Man
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"How good are you at catching mice, the cat brought one in, and let it go in the kitchen, an it's behind the fridge.Well dont kill it. xx thay are so sweet ... i would get it put it out the door hide up the cat for a time , lol
The cat was the first out the kitchen and door shut. We have mouse traps that don't harm them, so they can be released out side unharmed. But this ones missing a bit of it's tail the cat had it. Ironicaly i saw it just now eating the crumbs by the cats food bowl. They may be sweet, found out the hard way once, "they bite" so they belong out side. lol
Theres a sparrow hawk around here waitin for his supper though. lol what a lovely man you are xxx the mouse will live to see another day xxx Theres a couple of magpies and a seagull still alive awell. But it beats me how the hell he got them through the cat flap. They don't half make a mess in the kitchen.  god your cat may need feeding more or just showing off , lol"
lol no I'm well past showing off, can't say the same for my cat though. He's a natural hunter an just does what cats do, inclueding sleeping most of the day. Oh and said mouse has now been evicted. |
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"How good are you at catching mice, the cat brought one in, and let it go in the kitchen, an it's behind the fridge.Well dont kill it. xx thay are so sweet ... i would get it put it out the door hide up the cat for a time , lol
The cat was the first out the kitchen and door shut. We have mouse traps that don't harm them, so they can be released out side unharmed. But this ones missing a bit of it's tail the cat had it. Ironicaly i saw it just now eating the crumbs by the cats food bowl. They may be sweet, found out the hard way once, "they bite" so they belong out side. lol
Theres a sparrow hawk around here waitin for his supper though. lol what a lovely man you are xxx the mouse will live to see another day xxx Theres a couple of magpies and a seagull still alive awell. But it beats me how the hell he got them through the cat flap. They don't half make a mess in the kitchen. god your cat may need feeding more or just showing off , lol lol no I'm well past showing off, can't say the same for my cat though. He's a natural hunter an just does what cats do, inclueding sleeping most of the day. Oh and said mouse has now been evicted. "
well done you xxx |
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