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Hope you’ve had a lovely Thursday x | |||
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"Do I pip to the post in f¹rst place for this evening's Nocturnal? Good evening Místy, it's a »fleeting-greeting» as I sneak a night câp from the Misty Snúg Bàr and make a quick dash for the exit without spilling a drop..•·°°* I hope you're well? Felicitations to all the other Nocturnalites. "Good evening Nero I felt a ghostly presence on my lap…. And it was you ready to swoop in first. First in my little red book, first in my heart. Have a mulled wine and a little smooch x | |||
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"Good evening Misty
Hope you’ve had a lovely Thursday x"Demidemi (still with the Blondie tune) I’ve had a great Thursday thank you. All the better for your shining visage within my home  | |||
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"Sends a ghoul from the dark crypt with a hug for Misty " Sends a brew & a slice of hot fudge cake to the blanket for in the crypt | |||
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"Sends a ghoul from the dark crypt with a hug for Misty Sends a brew & a slice of hot fudge cake to the blanket for in the crypt "Thank you lovely | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire." Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? | |||
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"Good evening Misty; good evening all in the Manor. A squishy hug would be delightfully restorative, but I shall avoid the roaring fire, the mulled wine, and the enchantments of black lace and silk. Alas, I still have work ahead. (If the evening's inhabitants of the Manor could keep the groans, moans, laughter & screams to a lower than usual volume, it would be most helpful.)" Then I shall give you said hug, a pot of fine tea & pop you in the corner behind a screen. You will be present but shielded from temptation. | |||
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"Sends a ghoul from the dark crypt with a hug for Misty Sends a brew & a slice of hot fudge cake to the blanket for in the crypt
Thank you lovely "Always, darling x | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in attendance tonight "Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x | |||
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"Hello darlings "Hey birthday twin. I have a hot chocolate with your name on it (splash of something restorative in it)? | |||
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"Evening folks "Good evening Gatekeeper How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently? What can I get you to drink? | |||
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"Hello darlings
Hey birthday twin.
I have a hot chocolate with your name on it (splash of something restorative in it)?"Phwoar yes please, bit of baileys would be grand! Are you well? | |||
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"Good evening Misty. I do so feel at home in your gothic manor. Always a pleasure to drop by, such stimulating company, and you are the most gracious host Xx" Good evening George How terribly kind of you. Your presence is always welcomed by me. At your service … drinks wise at least | |||
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"Evening folks
Good evening Gatekeeper
How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently?
What can I get you to drink?"Have you uploaded any new ones? If not, then no. The week I’ve had, it should be a triple JD but I’m going to be sensible and settle for a strong cup of tea 
What can we get you Misty? | |||
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"Hello darlings
Hey birthday twin.
I have a hot chocolate with your name on it (splash of something restorative in it)?
Phwoar yes please, bit of baileys would be grand! Are you well?"Bit? What is a bit? I’ll do a splash. Which is a pour or a good glug
I’m very well, thank you for asking. | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x" Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention  | |||
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"Hello all !" Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? | |||
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"Good evening beautiful Misty and Nocturnals. I hope you are all well! I'm happy as it's now my weekend and have some nice things planned "Good evening Cede It’s gorgeous to see you in the manor. I’m well. Very well. Awesome I’m fact. I do hope your weekend is marvellous (as you are ) | |||
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"Then I shall give you said hug, a pot of fine tea & pop you in the corner behind a screen. You will be present but shielded from temptation. " Most obliging. If you'd slide the WiFi password under the screen (I've never seen such an imaginative and lifelike scene portrayed in Chinese lacquer; their expressions are exquisite, and their contortions remarkable), I shall ignore the sounds of mischief and work away. Perhaps you could send a few of your ghoullettes around later, with a chilled carafe of Absinthe. The prospect would ease most wonderfully an hour or two of labouring with PowerPoint. | |||
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"Evening folks
Good evening Gatekeeper
How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently?
What can I get you to drink?
Have you uploaded any new ones? If not, then no.
The week I’ve had, it should be a triple JD but I’m going to be sensible and settle for a strong cup of tea
What can we get you Misty?"I haven’t…. I shall have to address that at some point though. I will let you know x I’ll make you a good strong tea. I make good tea xx And I think I’ll have a gin  | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention "Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been?" Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having?" That sounds delightful!thank you | |||
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"Evening folks
Good evening Gatekeeper
How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently?
What can I get you to drink?
Have you uploaded any new ones? If not, then no.
The week I’ve had, it should be a triple JD but I’m going to be sensible and settle for a strong cup of tea
What can we get you Misty?
I haven’t…. I shall have to address that at some point though. I will let you know x
I’ll make you a good strong tea. I make good tea xx
And I think I’ll have a gin "My inbox awaits. And ill fix that gin for you. What flavour takes your fancy tonight? | |||
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"Then I shall give you said hug, a pot of fine tea & pop you in the corner behind a screen. You will be present but shielded from temptation. Most obliging. If you'd slide the WiFi password under the screen (I've never seen such an imaginative and lifelike scene portrayed in Chinese lacquer; their expressions are exquisite, and their contortions remarkable), I shall ignore the sounds of mischief and work away. Perhaps you could send a few of your ghoullettes around later, with a chilled carafe of Absinthe. The prospect would ease most wonderfully an hour or two of labouring with PowerPoint." The wifi password is bump1. It seemed polite and apt. The screen is a true work of art. The same face or position never appears twice. It’s been inspiration for many a night within these walls… Hmmmm. I would love to see a post absinthe presentation | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously "I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing…. | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you " Baileys! Baileys! Baileys! | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!! "Well good evening Rose and welcome. Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink? | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you " You are more than welcome xxx | |||
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"Can't sleep, won't sleep...but not through lack of trying! "Come and take a recline on one of my chaise longues. I’ll bring a hot chocolate. I may even stroke your hair and see if I can soothe you to sleep. | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?"A pint of Heineken please!! | |||
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"Evening folks
Good evening Gatekeeper
How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently?
What can I get you to drink?
Have you uploaded any new ones? If not, then no.
The week I’ve had, it should be a triple JD but I’m going to be sensible and settle for a strong cup of tea
What can we get you Misty?
I haven’t…. I shall have to address that at some point though. I will let you know x
I’ll make you a good strong tea. I make good tea xx
And I think I’ll have a gin
My inbox awaits. And ill fix that gin for you. What flavour takes your fancy tonight? "I think I’ll go with Hendricks Lunar please & an aromatic tonic water. Thank you darling xx | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys! "I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses | |||
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Please can I also have a Baileys!
Jx | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!! "On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today? | |||
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"Evening beautiful Misty and all visitors to the Manor!
Please can I also have a Baileys!
Jx"Good evening Julie. Wonderful to see you again. I’ll bring 2 bottles & another glass | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses "Make that 3, me Julie’s here too | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too "I ought to take it a little easy, got travelling to do tomorrow | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too
I ought to take it a little easy, got travelling to do tomorrow "Bon Voyage! Hope Glasgow treats you well | |||
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"Evening all xx " Good evening beautiful girl Can I interest you in the baileys party that is currently going on? Or can I offer you an alternative? | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too
I ought to take it a little easy, got travelling to do tomorrow "Pfffft. I ought to start doing a lot of shit …. Or stop doing a lot of shit…. But guess what? NOPE | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing…."I should probably come clean about that  It was the Ghouls!! | |||
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"Evening folks
Good evening Gatekeeper
How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently?
What can I get you to drink?
Have you uploaded any new ones? If not, then no.
The week I’ve had, it should be a triple JD but I’m going to be sensible and settle for a strong cup of tea
What can we get you Misty?
I haven’t…. I shall have to address that at some point though. I will let you know x
I’ll make you a good strong tea. I make good tea xx
And I think I’ll have a gin
My inbox awaits. And ill fix that gin for you. What flavour takes your fancy tonight?
I think I’ll go with Hendricks Lunar please & an aromatic tonic water. Thank you darling xx"Excellent choices | |||
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"Good evening Misty
Hope you’ve had a lovely Thursday x
Demidemi (still with the Blondie tune)
I’ve had a great Thursday thank you. All the better for your shining visage within my home "You’re too kind 
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too "Thank you!
J | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!"Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later? | |||
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"Evening folks
Good evening Gatekeeper
How are you? Seen any shoes that take your fancy recently?
What can I get you to drink?
Have you uploaded any new ones? If not, then no.
The week I’ve had, it should be a triple JD but I’m going to be sensible and settle for a strong cup of tea
What can we get you Misty?
I haven’t…. I shall have to address that at some point though. I will let you know x
I’ll make you a good strong tea. I make good tea xx
And I think I’ll have a gin
My inbox awaits. And ill fix that gin for you. What flavour takes your fancy tonight?
I think I’ll go with Hendricks Lunar please & an aromatic tonic water. Thank you darling xx
Excellent choices "I make good choices in footwear & gin. And guests | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too
I ought to take it a little easy, got travelling to do tomorrow
Pfffft. I ought to start doing a lot of shit …. Or stop doing a lot of shit…. But guess what? NOPE " | |||
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"Good evening Misty
Hope you’ve had a lovely Thursday x
Demidemi (still with the Blondie tune)
I’ve had a great Thursday thank you. All the better for your shining visage within my home
You’re too kind
Do you have much planned for the weekend ahead?"I’m as kind as is deserved - no more, no less xx I’m working on it  | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too
I ought to take it a little easy, got travelling to do tomorrow
Pfffft. I ought to start doing a lot of shit …. Or stop doing a lot of shit…. But guess what? NOPE "
We have a busy weekend and I don't have a clue what to wear! I will be a last minute Larry
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?"Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!! | |||
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"Hello all ! Evening fright/K Lovely to see you in the Manor again. Shall I pour you what Fluffy is having? That sounds delightful!thank you Baileys! Baileys! Baileys!
I’ll bring the bottle & 2 glasses
Make that 3, me Julie’s here too
I ought to take it a little easy, got travelling to do tomorrow
Pfffft. I ought to start doing a lot of shit …. Or stop doing a lot of shit…. But guess what? NOPE
We have a busy weekend and I don't have a clue what to wear! I will be a last minute Larry
J"I will be your inbox GokWan tomorrow if you need | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!! "Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists "Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!
Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later? "Now I'm for it, I won't be able to cross my legs for a week  | |||
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"Evening all Good evening horgeous Misty It's a quickie as I ran a bath...an hour ago and forgot I'd run it. I'm making a quick suggestion before I dash Can we have the noc on that tour bus? I'm sure there was a noc on one once and that was fun. Anyways.... Have a good night everyone and a great start to the weekend "Oh my god! Gorgeous not horgeous! | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?"Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!
Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later?
Now I'm for it, I won't be able to cross my legs for a week "A week? My orange clubs? That’s a fortnight at least | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x"Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!! | |||
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"Evening all Good evening horgeous Misty It's a quickie as I ran a bath...an hour ago and forgot I'd run it. I'm making a quick suggestion before I dash Can we have the noc on that tour bus? I'm sure there was a noc on one once and that was fun. Anyways.... Have a good night everyone and a great start to the weekend "I shall put the tour bus to the committee. I’m not sure I have the right licence…. Enjoy your bath | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?
Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers "Ah ... Dahlias? Or maybe hydrangeas although the latter tend to have dropped by now | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x " Hi Misty! Long time no, how are you? | |||
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"Good evening! Today, I have managed not to injure myself. It's been a WFH sort of day, involving staring at a screen of people doing very little for several hours (I did that yesterday too). Took our daughter to a dance thingy after work, which she really enjoyed. It was worth freezing my knackers off in the car, waiting (because......stairs). " Hallelujah an injury free day….. whhhhooooooopp
I’m glad your daughter enjoyed her dancing. I remember mine dancing - I hated the waiting room full of pushy stuck up parents and would always sit in the car . (Yup I was that mom. The unfriendly, not false one)
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"The screen is a true work of art. The same face or position never appears twice. It’s been inspiration for many a night within these walls… Hmmmm. I would love to see a post absinthe presentation "I have partaken of the absinthe; the company here was unashamedly persuasive. Fortunately I have been able to turn the intricate art on your painted screen into a number of memorable slides. Team building; an intense focus on delivering a satisfying end-user experience; ensuring the enthusiastic involvement of all stakeholders; a goal oriented approach that nevertheless seeks to appreciate the journey. Mr Brent & colleagues at the Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants will find the presentation surprisingly compelling. | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!! "And some soda bread for sustenance xxx | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?
Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers
Ah ... Dahlias? Or maybe hydrangeas although the latter tend to have dropped by now "Nothing has dropped around here I can assure you | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!
Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later?
Now I'm for it, I won't be able to cross my legs for a week
A week? My orange clubs? That’s a fortnight at least "A deterrent as a warning to others, I've learnt my lesson...till next time | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Hi Misty! Long time no, how are you?" Dan!!!!’ Welcome back. How are you? I’m very very well thank you xxx Have a drink. | |||
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"The screen is a true work of art. The same face or position never appears twice. It’s been inspiration for many a night within these walls… Hmmmm. I would love to see a post absinthe presentation
I have partaken of the absinthe; the company here was unashamedly persuasive.
Fortunately I have been able to turn the intricate art on your painted screen into a number of memorable slides. Team building; an intense focus on delivering a satisfying end-user experience; ensuring the enthusiastic involvement of all stakeholders; a goal oriented approach that nevertheless seeks to appreciate the journey. Mr Brent & colleagues at the Slough branch of Wernham Hogg paper merchants will find the presentation surprisingly compelling."See - working in the Manor has unexpected perks for all | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!
Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later?
Now I'm for it, I won't be able to cross my legs for a week
A week? My orange clubs? That’s a fortnight at least
A deterrent as a warning to others, I've learnt my lesson...till next time "(Sigh). You’ll never learn…. You’re a sucker for the chocolate  | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Hi Misty! Long time no, how are you? Dan!!!!’ Welcome back. How are you? I’m very very well thank you xxx Have a drink. " I am…bloody knackered if I am honest. Working two jobs, doing a degree and still out too much - a drink is well needed!! Coffe please! | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?
Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers
Ah ... Dahlias? Or maybe hydrangeas although the latter tend to have dropped by now
Nothing has dropped around here I can assure you " | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!
Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later?
Now I'm for it, I won't be able to cross my legs for a week
A week? My orange clubs? That’s a fortnight at least
A deterrent as a warning to others, I've learnt my lesson...till next time
(Sigh). You’ll never learn…. You’re a sucker for the chocolate "I'd happily work for chocolate. | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?
Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers
Ah ... Dahlias? Or maybe hydrangeas although the latter tend to have dropped by now
Nothing has dropped around here I can assure you
"You know me Misty I like to adhere to the " Safer option " | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Hi Misty! Long time no, how are you? Dan!!!!’ Welcome back. How are you? I’m very very well thank you xxx Have a drink. I am…bloody knackered if I am honest. Working two jobs, doing a degree and still out too much - a drink is well needed!! Coffe please!" Oh sweetheart. Americano coming your way. And a biscuit x | |||
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"Evening Miss Misty, what have I missed?" There’s a shortage of orange club biscuits and baileys. There’s travel to Glasgow. Many people are having exciting weekends. Rose is poorly. Coffee? And a dog treat? | |||
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"Evening Misty, evening each. Early in to get a spot by that fire. Es- my sweet fellow. There is always a place by my fire for you xx How has your day been? Long day today, not difficult but long. Would a cup of tea and something chocolatey by the fire be allowed? No crumbs obviously
I shall bring you a tea and some hobnobs. Because I enjoy saying hobnob, and also because the orange clubs appear to have gone missing….
I should probably come clean about that It was the Ghouls!!
Es?!?!? Do I need to see you in my chambers later?
Now I'm for it, I won't be able to cross my legs for a week
A week? My orange clubs? That’s a fortnight at least
A deterrent as a warning to others, I've learnt my lesson...till next time
(Sigh). You’ll never learn…. You’re a sucker for the chocolate
I'd happily work for chocolate."Deal…. | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?
Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers
Ah ... Dahlias? Or maybe hydrangeas although the latter tend to have dropped by now
Nothing has dropped around here I can assure you
You know me Misty I like to adhere to the " Safer option " "That’s not at all the impression I get | |||
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"Good evening hostess Misty xx and warm wishes to all Nocs in Good evening McFlirty. Those trousers are a terrible state. Let me take them from you and get them laundered whilst you wait. I have blankets to spare your blushes and hot chocolate to keep you warm x Thank you Misty dear and of course I couldn't possibly say no..... but what are these blushes you mention
Some people blush…. Just because you and I are exhibitionists
Oh Mistty I thought that was the norm
Should I retrieve my under garments ?
Too late my dearest fellow. They will be returned in good time. Laundered and fresh & warm. If not you can borrow my big bloomers
Ah ... Dahlias? Or maybe hydrangeas although the latter tend to have dropped by now
Nothing has dropped around here I can assure you
You know me Misty I like to adhere to the " Safer option "
That’s not at all the impression I get "1st impressions count | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x " Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. " Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!!
And some soda bread for sustenance xxx
"OMG you're soo good!!! Between a beautiful log fire, homemade chicken soup and soda bread, I'm definitely being spoiled!!! | |||
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"Hello beautiful xx shit day - no change… maybe tomorrow xx "Hey shit. Beautiful…. Nope that’s wrong. Bloody gin. Hey gorgeous Pull up a seat at the fire. I’ll pour you a beer xxx | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!!
And some soda bread for sustenance xxx
OMG you're soo good!!! Between a beautiful log fire, homemade chicken soup and soda bread, I'm definitely being spoiled!!! "
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"guten abend, meine liebe fräulein I bring ze schnapps for ze guests." Good evening Eddie A little late this evening. But that’s ok. I’ve managed to hostess alone. Cherry schnapps I hope? | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!!
And some soda bread for sustenance xxx
OMG you're soo good!!! Between a beautiful log fire, homemade chicken soup and soda bread, I'm definitely being spoiled!!!
I’m the hostess with the mostess xxx"Indeed Could you spare more tea for the crypt if doesn't take you away from your guests too long | |||
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"Evening Miss Misty, what have I missed? There’s a shortage of orange club biscuits and baileys. There’s travel to Glasgow. Many people are having exciting weekends. Rose is poorly. Coffee? And a dog treat? " Dog treat only if he promises not to bark at 2.30 and again at 6.00. I'd like to sleep through and I imagine my neighbours weren't impressed Not bothered with orange club biscuits, but one of your hob nobs would be nice. Two if you want to give both barrels | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations " Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun? | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!!
And some soda bread for sustenance xxx
OMG you're soo good!!! Between a beautiful log fire, homemade chicken soup and soda bread, I'm definitely being spoiled!!!
I’m the hostess with the mostess xxx
Indeed
Could you spare more tea for the crypt if doesn't take you away from your guests too long "You are a guest my darling. A treasured one. I’ll be right down to refresh your pot x. And an extra hug xxx | |||
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"Evening Miss Misty, what have I missed? There’s a shortage of orange club biscuits and baileys. There’s travel to Glasgow. Many people are having exciting weekends. Rose is poorly. Coffee? And a dog treat? Dog treat only if he promises not to bark at 2.30 and again at 6.00. I'd like to sleep through and I imagine my neighbours weren't impressed Not bothered with orange club biscuits, but one of your hob nobs would be nice. Two if you want to give both barrels "He told me he heard a squirrel plotting to attack so he was on guard. So 2 dog treats for bravery. And 2 hob nobs for you x | |||
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" Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?"Just watched two episodes of Black Snow, had to stop myself from carrying on, the dog needed to go out so need some self discipline. Not sure I'd call it fun, gripping, though somewhat confusing characters. | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?"I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!! Dwayne Dibley | |||
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"Ja. Ze cherry is e best. Served almost frozen. Ich fürchte, die Kobolde spielen mit den Würstchen, also ist das Essen heute Abend aus. Damn. The universal translator also appeared to be defective. Apologies my lady for going all germanic this evening" I’m a big fan of cherry - which is hilariously ironic
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"Evening Miss Misty, what have I missed? There’s a shortage of orange club biscuits and baileys. There’s travel to Glasgow. Many people are having exciting weekends. Rose is poorly. Coffee? And a dog treat? Dog treat only if he promises not to bark at 2.30 and again at 6.00. I'd like to sleep through and I imagine my neighbours weren't impressed Not bothered with orange club biscuits, but one of your hob nobs would be nice. Two if you want to give both barrels
He told me he heard a squirrel plotting to attack so he was on guard. So 2 dog treats for bravery.
And 2 hob nobs for you x"I did suspect the squirrels- he has large bifold doors to look through and I imagine they come up and twitch their little noses at him, before turning round and giving him a full moon. | |||
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" Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
Just watched two episodes of Black Snow, had to stop myself from carrying on, the dog needed to go out so need some self discipline. Not sure I'd call it fun, gripping, though somewhat confusing characters."I’m not sure I’ve even heard of that. I’ll take a look though. | |||
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"Evening Miss Misty, what have I missed? There’s a shortage of orange club biscuits and baileys. There’s travel to Glasgow. Many people are having exciting weekends. Rose is poorly. Coffee? And a dog treat? Dog treat only if he promises not to bark at 2.30 and again at 6.00. I'd like to sleep through and I imagine my neighbours weren't impressed Not bothered with orange club biscuits, but one of your hob nobs would be nice. Two if you want to give both barrels
He told me he heard a squirrel plotting to attack so he was on guard. So 2 dog treats for bravery.
And 2 hob nobs for you x
I did suspect the squirrels- he has large bifold doors to look through and I imagine they come up and twitch their little noses at him, before turning round and giving him a full moon."*always* suspect squirrels. They’re sneaky. | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!!
And some soda bread for sustenance xxx
OMG you're soo good!!! Between a beautiful log fire, homemade chicken soup and soda bread, I'm definitely being spoiled!!!
I’m the hostess with the mostess xxx
Indeed
Could you spare more tea for the crypt if doesn't take you away from your guests too long
You are a guest my darling. A treasured one. I’ll be right down to refresh your pot x. And an extra hug xxx "Thank you lovely | |||
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" Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
Just watched two episodes of Black Snow, had to stop myself from carrying on, the dog needed to go out so need some self discipline. Not sure I'd call it fun, gripping, though somewhat confusing characters.
I’m not sure I’ve even heard of that. I’ll take a look though. "Set in Oz, a six parter I think on the I-Player. I wanted a good murder/detective thingy, and think this is hitting the spot. | |||
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"Hello all " Good evening _ongandharder How are you? Can I offer you a drink? Biscuit. I might have some soup left…. | |||
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"Hi all from the Waterford Rose in Eire!!!
Well good evening Rose and welcome.
Please make yourself comfortable- tours are available if you like. What can I get you to drink?
A pint of Heineken please!!
On its way my dear. Have you had a good day today?
Feeling a bit under the weather but feeling better than I was yesterday!!
Oh no. I’ll pop an extra log on the fire and pout you another pint…. And oh chicken soup. I’ll bring chicken soup x
Chicken soup would be lovely, well needed, thank you!!
And some soda bread for sustenance xxx
OMG you're soo good!!! Between a beautiful log fire, homemade chicken soup and soda bread, I'm definitely being spoiled!!!
I’m the hostess with the mostess xxx
Indeed
Could you spare more tea for the crypt if doesn't take you away from your guests too long
You are a guest my darling. A treasured one. I’ll be right down to refresh your pot x. And an extra hug xxx
Thank you lovely " | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley "'Go to red alert!' 'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.' | |||
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" Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
Just watched two episodes of Black Snow, had to stop myself from carrying on, the dog needed to go out so need some self discipline. Not sure I'd call it fun, gripping, though somewhat confusing characters.
I’m not sure I’ve even heard of that. I’ll take a look though.
Set in Oz, a six parter I think on the I-Player. I wanted a good murder/detective thingy, and think this is hitting the spot."Hmmmmm. I do like a murder mystery. Oh that’s given me an idea  | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.'
Absolute classic. That’s tomorrow night sorted "It's all on the iplayer including the episodes made for Dave (which are better than you'd expect). | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.'
Absolute classic. That’s tomorrow night sorted
It's all on the iplayer including the episodes made for Dave (which are better than you'd expect)."I’ll get one of the ghouls to set it up for me tomorrow. | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them."Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody) | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.'
Absolute classic. That’s tomorrow night sorted
It's all on the iplayer including the episodes made for Dave (which are better than you'd expect).
I’ll get one of the ghouls to set it up for me tomorrow. "Be careful with them - they're Smeeeeeg Heeeeeeeeeads. | |||
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"Misty xxx are my smalls dry yet? I have a slight case of the goosebumps" That’s just the lady of the west wing sitting on your lap. But yes - they are ready for you now. | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.'
Absolute classic. That’s tomorrow night sorted
It's all on the iplayer including the episodes made for Dave (which are better than you'd expect).
I’ll get one of the ghouls to set it up for me tomorrow.
Be careful with them - they're Smeeeeeg Heeeeeeeeeads."I’m loathe to get the scutters out of the attic. They ran riot last time…. | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)"Just William? | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.'
Absolute classic. That’s tomorrow night sorted
It's all on the iplayer including the episodes made for Dave (which are better than you'd expect).
I’ll get one of the ghouls to set it up for me tomorrow.
Be careful with them - they're Smeeeeeg Heeeeeeeeeads.
I’m loathe to get the scutters out of the attic. They ran riot last time…."Fire up Frankenstein's lab for the electricity to power them. | |||
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"Evening Misty and all, hope its been a good day. I am just back in from an awesome evening of singing and dancing with my friend, was lovely No hangover for me either as I did the driving
MrsAbz "m Evening trouble Or not trouble this evening. Can’t beat a bit of singing & dancing with a mate. Any ABBA? | |||
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"Misty xxx are my smalls dry yet? I have a slight case of the goosebumps That’s just the lady of the west wing sitting on your lap. But yes - they are ready for you now." Super my darling xxxx and the lady from the west wing needs yo warm her hands a little xxxx | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?"Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am | |||
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"Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens… Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night. All are welcome here in my mildly perilous, safe space. I’ll be hostess with the mostess armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses and squishy hugs and dressed to impress in black lace & silk. The fire is roaring. The ghosts are banished to the attic. The ghouls are serving mulled wine, hot chocolate and coffee. Come on in, take a seat and tell me about your day Misty x Good evening Misty. Thanks as ever for your hospitality. Good evening OF What marvel have you been watching tonight? I do enjoy your recommendations Well, tonight I watched a 3 hour fan edit of David Lynch's Dune. I really enjoyed it - better than the official edit. Now chilling with some Red Dwarf Have you been watching anything fun?
I haven’t!!! But now I’m craving Red Dwarf!!
Dwayne Dibley
'Go to red alert!'
'Are you sure sir? I does mean changing the bulb.'
Absolute classic. That’s tomorrow night sorted
It's all on the iplayer including the episodes made for Dave (which are better than you'd expect).
I’ll get one of the ghouls to set it up for me tomorrow.
Be careful with them - they're Smeeeeeg Heeeeeeeeeads.
I’m loathe to get the scutters out of the attic. They ran riot last time….
Fire up Frankenstein's lab for the electricity to power them."Last time I went into Viv’s room it smelt like death. Not sure I’m going back without febreze | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?
Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am"Big Willie Style? | |||
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"Evening Misty and all, hope its been a good day. I am just back in from an awesome evening of singing and dancing with my friend, was lovely No hangover for me either as I did the driving
MrsAbz m
Evening trouble
Or not trouble this evening. Can’t beat a bit of singing & dancing with a mate. Any ABBA?
"It was a Fleetwood Mac performance by candlelight and it was brilliant! Plus am feeling all smug at my lack of d*unken antics. Proper enjoyed myself
All going well with you? Hows the manor everyone playing nicely and behaving?
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"Misty xxx are my smalls dry yet? I have a slight case of the goosebumps That’s just the lady of the west wing sitting on your lap. But yes - they are ready for you now. Super my darling xxxx and the lady from the west wing needs yo warm her hands a little xxxx " Erm the chill of the crypt never warms I’m afraid…. | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?
Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am
Big Willie Style? "Well - if you’re offering | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?
Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am
Big Willie Style?
Well - if you’re offering "*Here come the Men In Black* | |||
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"Evening Misty and all, hope its been a good day. I am just back in from an awesome evening of singing and dancing with my friend, was lovely No hangover for me either as I did the driving
MrsAbz m
Evening trouble
Or not trouble this evening. Can’t beat a bit of singing & dancing with a mate. Any ABBA?
It was a Fleetwood Mac performance by candlelight and it was brilliant!
Plus am feeling all smug at my lack of d*unken antics.
Proper enjoyed myself
All going well with you? Hows the manor everyone playing nicely and behaving?
MrsAbz "Oh wow. Amazing!!! I’ve seen les Mis & abba “dance” parties on tiktok tonight. But FM by candlelight sounds bloody awesome. Of course. The Nocturnal is always a safe space | |||
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"Misty xxx are my smalls dry yet? I have a slight case of the goosebumps That’s just the lady of the west wing sitting on your lap. But yes - they are ready for you now. Super my darling xxxx and the lady from the west wing needs yo warm her hands a little xxxx Erm the chill of the crypt never warms I’m afraid…." In that case I shall wing it xxx now clothed I can return without fear the ghouls strike me down xxxx goodnight my dear. | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?
Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am
Big Willie Style?
Well - if you’re offering
*Here come the Men In Black*"Galaxy Defenders…. | |||
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"Misty xxx are my smalls dry yet? I have a slight case of the goosebumps That’s just the lady of the west wing sitting on your lap. But yes - they are ready for you now. Super my darling xxxx and the lady from the west wing needs yo warm her hands a little xxxx Erm the chill of the crypt never warms I’m afraid…. In that case I shall wing it xxx now clothed I can return without fear the ghouls strike me down xxxx goodnight my dear." Goodnight darling. Rest well and sweet dreams x | |||
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"Evening all.. "Evening Karl How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink? | |||
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"Evening Misty and all, hope its been a good day. I am just back in from an awesome evening of singing and dancing with my friend, was lovely No hangover for me either as I did the driving
MrsAbz m
Evening trouble
Or not trouble this evening. Can’t beat a bit of singing & dancing with a mate. Any ABBA?
It was a Fleetwood Mac performance by candlelight and it was brilliant!
Plus am feeling all smug at my lack of d*unken antics.
Proper enjoyed myself
All going well with you? Hows the manor everyone playing nicely and behaving?
MrsAbz
Oh wow. Amazing!!! I’ve seen les Mis & abba “dance” parties on tiktok tonight.
But FM by candlelight sounds bloody awesome.
Of course. The Nocturnal is always a safe space "Good, I'm glad its a lovely, safe time in the Manor and all is well. Honestly fully recommend it if they tour past your way. We were so impressed with the show, so well done and such talent. I'd better get my butt to bed though, much to do in the morning as always. Have the most wonderful of evenings. Night night. MrsAbz | |||
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"Evening Misty and all, hope its been a good day. I am just back in from an awesome evening of singing and dancing with my friend, was lovely No hangover for me either as I did the driving
MrsAbz m
Evening trouble
Or not trouble this evening. Can’t beat a bit of singing & dancing with a mate. Any ABBA?
It was a Fleetwood Mac performance by candlelight and it was brilliant!
Plus am feeling all smug at my lack of d*unken antics.
Proper enjoyed myself
All going well with you? Hows the manor everyone playing nicely and behaving?
MrsAbz
Oh wow. Amazing!!! I’ve seen les Mis & abba “dance” parties on tiktok tonight.
But FM by candlelight sounds bloody awesome.
Of course. The Nocturnal is always a safe space
Good, I'm glad its a lovely, safe time in the Manor and all is well.
Honestly fully recommend it if they tour past your way. We were so impressed with the show, so well done and such talent.
I'd better get my butt to bed though, much to do in the morning as always.
Have the most wonderful of evenings. Night night.
MrsAbz "I’ll keep my eyes open for that. Night night Mrs. Sleep well xxx | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?"Got a Sagres ... Thank you | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you "Ok. If you need another let me know xx | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx"Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x"I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X"Fuck it... Lets do shots | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X
Fuck it... Lets do shots "I’ll get the tequila… | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X
Fuck it... Lets do shots
I’ll get the tequila…" | |||
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"Evening all " Evening Bucky Hope you are well. Welcome to the Manor. Can I offer you a drink? | |||
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?
Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am
Big Willie Style?
Well - if you’re offering
*Here come the Men In Black*
Galaxy Defenders…. "Oh dear. This is getting silly now. And no, it wasn't little Willie of East enders. Although I'm pretty sure that dog was also in men in black too. Anyway, he intends to call it Squirrels in the Attic or gobblings in the bedrooms or something. I told him to go get his leg over with Miss Hathaway. Pizza's should be arriving soon. I took the liberty of ordering a meat feast for my lady and a hawaian pizza too... | |||
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"Good evening Misty, I have some romance for ya….. There’s this lady here, her name’s Misty Peaks, Whose breasts I’ve gazed upon for some weeks. With her body so hot, she makes men masturbate a lot. When they see her give those nipples a tweak " That’s the most romantic thing that’s happened to me on fab. Thank you so much. Let me get you a drink xxx | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X
Fuck it... Lets do shots
I’ll get the tequila…
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"I shall add it to my list. Oh that bloody William. I keep telling him I am not A-muse-d
Has he been shooting apples again? These Swiss marksmen, can never trust them.
Not that bloody William. The other bloody William (not William the Bloody)
Just William?
Oh god. The thread is going to fill up with Willies
Not just William.
And not Will-I-Am
Big Willie Style?
Well - if you’re offering
*Here come the Men In Black*
Galaxy Defenders….
Oh dear. This is getting silly now.
And no, it wasn't little Willie of East enders. Although I'm pretty sure that dog was also in men in black too.
Anyway, he intends to call it Squirrels in the Attic or gobblings in the bedrooms or something. I told him to go get his leg over with Miss Hathaway.
Pizza's should be arriving soon.
I took the liberty of ordering a meat feast for my lady and a hawaian pizza too... "I think squirrels in the attic sounds best. Oh meat feast or full house my absolute favourite. You are Legend-Eddie | |||
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"Good evening Misty, I have some romance for ya….. There’s this lady here, her name’s Misty Peaks, Whose breasts I’ve gazed upon for some weeks. With her body so hot, she makes men masturbate a lot. When they see her give those nipples a tweak That’s the most romantic thing that’s happened to me on fab. Thank you so much. Let me get you a drink xxx" Why thank you. I’ll gladly accept a drop or two of rum in my CoKe Zero. | |||
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"Good evening Misty, I have some romance for ya….. There’s this lady here, her name’s Misty Peaks, Whose breasts I’ve gazed upon for some weeks. With her body so hot, she makes men masturbate a lot. When they see her give those nipples a tweak That’s the most romantic thing that’s happened to me on fab. Thank you so much. Let me get you a drink xxx Why thank you. I’ll gladly accept a drop or two of rum in my CoKe Zero. "Dead man’s finger rum & c0ke on its way… | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X
Fuck it... Lets do shots
I’ll get the tequila…
I’m not doing the worm though!!"Like a little worm sometimes... | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X
Fuck it... Lets do shots
I’ll get the tequila…
I’m not doing the worm though!!
Like a little worm sometimes... "Not in my tequila!!!! | |||
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"Evening all Evening Bucky Hope you are well. Welcome to the Manor. Can I offer you a drink?" Of course of course. What’s on offer? | |||
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"Evening all Evening Bucky Hope you are well. Welcome to the Manor. Can I offer you a drink? Of course of course. What’s on offer?" Whatever you desire - I’m sure I have it. | |||
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"Evening all..
Evening Karl
How are you this evening? Can I offer you a drink?
Got a Sagres ... Thank you
Ok. If you need another let me know xx
Been one of those days... So won't say no lol x
I’m sorry you have had a bad day. I’ll keep ‘em coming. X
Fuck it... Lets do shots
I’ll get the tequila…
I’m not doing the worm though!!
Like a little worm sometimes...
Not in my tequila!!!!"Oh.. Forgot about the drink | |||
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