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As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')
I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies. |
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"As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')
I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies. "
^^^ THIS! |
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...and moon beams in a jar? FFS?! Really?
Are you all amateurs?  
You'd need a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles at the very least.
...a fucking jar! I ask you!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...and moon beams in a jar? FFS?! Really?
Are you all amateurs?
You'd need a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles at the very least.
ITS A MAHUSIVE FUCKING MOON BEAM JAR. This song was composed like a thousand years ago. Jars were all they had x
...a fucking jar! I ask you!! "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"...and moon beams in a jar? FFS?! Really?
Are you all amateurs?
You'd need a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles at the very least.
...a fucking jar! I ask you!! "
Yeah, but it just doesn't scan...
Would you like to swing on a star...
Carry moonbeams home in a class III Phased Gravitation Containment Pod with Gauss buffers and ergonomic leather carry handles... (and breathe)
And be better off than you are...
Or would you rather be a mule... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
How very dare you?! I was merely correcting your clearly insane ramblings young fella me lad
Youth of today have no respect...."
Aww you called me young bit sure what the other words you wrote meant.  x |
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Sooner or later one of you is going to get seriously melted on this star or have a dose of low level radiation sickness off these concentrated moonbeams
Don't come crying to me when it happens. I did warn you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sooner or later one of you is going to get seriously melted on this star or have a dose of low level radiation sickness off these concentrated moonbeams
Don't come crying to me when it happens. I did warn you "
Only two more verses my friend and your scientific agony will be over. SING ALONG NOW |
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"But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?
If you get zapped by a Boson-Hig...
Good but factually incorrect x"
Boson-Higs haven't been discovered by you pathetic Earthlings yet
They are like Higs-Bosons but gay. |
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"But if you don't care a feather or a fig ?
If you get zapped by a Boson-Hig...
Good but factually incorrect x
Boson-Higs haven't been discovered by you pathetic Earthlings yet
They are like Higs-Bosons but gay. "
Actually the rumour is, they're not only gay but super gay.
I'm not one for stressing rumours of course. It's just what I heard x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')
I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies. "
See Health & Safety at it again |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')
I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies.
See Health & Safety at it again "
The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?
Uhuhur"  |
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"As an intergalactic time-traveller I would urge extreme caution with swinging on stars. Most of them tend to be classified as 'very, very, very, very, very, very fucking hot' under the Standard Vegapol Intergalactic heat scale and their gravity is strong enough to pull you pants around your ankles in nanoseconds (not that you'd notice as you would be too busy going 'fuck! It's hot...')
I hope you all heed this safety warning before attempting to swing in intestellar bodies.
See Health & Safety at it again
The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?
Uhuhur" "
It's a lesson in life my dear x |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
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See Health & Safety at it again
The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?
Uhuhur"
It's a lesson in life my dear x"
So its not just words from a song?
I'm lost.
Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me  |
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See Health & Safety at it again
The only words to this song is "Would you like to swing on a star?
Uhuhur"
It's a lesson in life my dear x
So its not just words from a song?
I'm lost.
Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me "
Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
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So its not just words from a song?
I'm lost.
Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me
Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen "
That was a close one! Im that pale skinned Im nearly blue, couldn't do with the lobster look in a coffin |
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So its not just words from a song?
I'm lost.
Any room in your space closet Invi and or Funky? I wont bring any glitter with me
Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen
That was a close one! Im that pale skinned Im nearly blue, couldn't do with the lobster look in a coffin "
Right... there isn't a lot of room in here, so if anything, er... pokes you, it's not my fault. Okay? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
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Okay... but keep away from this lot or you're likely to get terminal sunburn or low level radiation poisoning. They won't listen
That was a close one! Im that pale skinned Im nearly blue, couldn't do with the lobster look in a coffin
Right... there isn't a lot of room in here, so if anything, er... pokes you, it's not my fault. Okay? "
Thought that was a periscope |
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