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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"I will be back to work again tomorrow so i am sure Zoe will get her own back.
hey it was lovely to meet you all too xxx"
Have a funny story there.
Mum used to run a pub - and every Sunday would set the fire alarm off by cooking the bacon.
All the staff got used to this so used to just say, oh its daft bint burning her bacon.
WELL
One sunday, we were preparing for my little sisters Christening, and daft bint put some fat in a pan on the cooker and didnt tell me.
Sister asking me what the smoke is - me ignoring it thinking it was just boiling water - until i looked and saw all the smoke.
Went to turn it off- as i approached the lid blew off and flames everywhere!!!
grabbed the fireblanket off the wall and shoved it over pan.
WELL
all that did was push the flames to the back of the cooker and up the wall.
FLAMES EVERYWHERE!!!!
I set off the fire alarm and sent me little sis to go tell mummy to ring the fire brigade (YUM)
And all the staff downstairs were pottering around thinking the bint had burnt her bacon again!!!
So funny |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"bloody hell you and Zoe need to chat
both dragged up in pubs and both have a thing for Firemen lol
Ermmm should i get my hose out ladies  "
Ooooooooh yes please!!!!
Shouldda told me that last night xxx |
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"bloody hell you and Zoe need to chat
both dragged up in pubs and both have a thing for Firemen lol
Ermmm should i get my hose out ladies
Ooooooooh yes please!!!!
Shouldda told me that last night xxx"
He is such a cheeky sod!!! I rarely burn tea - well - the smoke alarm is very sensitive!!! It was lovely to meet you too Z |
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"How would your partner let you know your dinners ready as Zoe lets me know by setting off the smoke alarm 
Oh dear...Zoe is going to kick your ass lol....nice to meet you both by the way.x"
Def kicking his ass!!!! It was lovely to meet you too!!! Z |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"bloody hell you and Zoe need to chat
both dragged up in pubs and both have a thing for Firemen lol
Ermmm should i get my hose out ladies
Ooooooooh yes please!!!!
Shouldda told me that last night xxx
He is such a cheeky sod!!! I rarely burn tea - well - the smoke alarm is very sensitive!!! It was lovely to meet you too Z"
ya cant burn tea hun, the kettle boils and you add it to the cup with water, lol
MWAH you knows i loves ya really xxxx
((Told ya i gonna be MORE cheeky now i met ya tho!!! LOL )) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How would your partner let you know your dinners ready as Zoe lets me know by setting off the smoke alarm "
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That's not new!
My late partner and I tried indoor BBQ once, not a good idea I can tell you! |
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"How would your partner let you know your dinners ready as Zoe lets me know by setting off the smoke alarm
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That's not new!
My late partner and I tried indoor BBQ once, not a good idea I can tell you! "
oh dear - i can imagine!! |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"How would your partner let you know your dinners ready as Zoe lets me know by setting off the smoke alarm
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That's not new!
My late partner and I tried indoor BBQ once, not a good idea I can tell you! "
oh pearl!!!
that just made me laugh!!!
reminds me of when my mate had a cooking camping stove and tried to use it IN her little 2 man tent!!!
VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! |
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