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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
I can't believe we haven't had a bum thread for a bit. Do I have to do all the work around here? 
So get them out, change your avatar or put a couple on your profile, comment, lust and look as we all waggle them around.
I wonder how long it will take the Funkster to arrive?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bums are soooooooooooo overated
I just got a compliment message on mine! 
that's nice
It wasn't rated though.  "
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nooooooooooooooooooooooooo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bums are soooooooooooo overated
Eveyone grab a pitchfork and flaming brand! We've got us a heretic to burn! "
Bring it on.....I dare ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
It can get a bit tricky being known for your bum all the time. When I meet for socials and the lady asks me prove I am actually the great demi-god of swing that is Invictus, I usually whip it out for a flash or two.... so far I've been banned from Costa, Starbucks at at least six public houses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some lovely bums there folks
Still no Funky!! 
I owns thz thred Funkster, u iz histoooory. Takez ur sorry ass home boy! I iz da man! "
Resistance is futile! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Some lovely bums there folks
Still no Funky!!
I owns thz thred Funkster, u iz histoooory. Takez ur sorry ass home boy! I iz da man!
Resistance is futile!"
He's sooo last time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy, I'm the incarnation you all meed to concentrate on now ladies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some lovely bums there folks
Still no Funky!!
I owns thz thred Funkster, u iz histoooory. Takez ur sorry ass home boy! I iz da man!
Resistance is futile!
He's sooo last time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy, I'm the incarnation you all meed to concentrate on now ladies "
Well seeing as I had to sign in here for said thread you've bummed out on your attention from the other me, so yeah done well my friend   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funky will be along shorty with his cute backside.... All that glitters is funky 
Naughty
I do try
Can you try a bit harder "
Blimey your bossy this morning |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Some lovely bums there folks
Still no Funky!!
I owns thz thred Funkster, u iz histoooory. Takez ur sorry ass home boy! I iz da man!
Resistance is futile!
He's sooo last time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy, I'm the incarnation you all meed to concentrate on now ladies
Well seeing as I had to sign in here for said thread you've bummed out on your attention from the other me, so yeah done well my friend "
The other you is bonkers anyway. Obsessed with straps ons and stuff!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some lovely bums there folks
Still no Funky!!
I owns thz thred Funkster, u iz histoooory. Takez ur sorry ass home boy! I iz da man!
Resistance is futile!
He's sooo last time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy, I'm the incarnation you all meed to concentrate on now ladies
Well seeing as I had to sign in here for said thread you've bummed out on your attention from the other me, so yeah done well my friend
The other you is bonkers anyway. Obsessed with straps ons and stuff!! "
Don't know what you are talking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funky will be along shorty with his cute backside.... All that glitters is funky
Naughty
I do try
Can you try a bit harder
Blimey your bossy this morning "
Sorry Miss
I have an air of mischief about me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bum is always on show lol.
As is mine. Yours most definitely needs a little slap n tickle "
I like a little bit of slap and tickle as long as I can repay the favour! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bum is always on show lol.
As is mine. Yours most definitely needs a little slap n tickle
I like a little bit of slap and tickle as long as I can repay the favour! "
Its a done deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bum is always on show lol.
As is mine. Yours most definitely needs a little slap n tickle
I like a little bit of slap and tickle as long as I can repay the favour!
Its a done deal "
I like done deals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph! "
Hurray!! Woo hoo!!!! |
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph! "
And there's another one!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph! "
Yeah..... Our saviour is here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here "
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL "
I am hoping he has a big head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any excuse to get my tush out
Ahhhhh it's in my top 3!! X
How did you choose them ?
Tbh it was tricky, but after much scrutiny and perving I made my choice. Lol x "
I'd need to do the touch test first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL
I am hoping he has a big head "
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"Any excuse to get my tush out
Ahhhhh it's in my top 3!! X
How did you choose them ?
Tbh it was tricky, but after much scrutiny and perving I made my choice. Lol x
I'd need to do the touch test first "
Oh def! This is just a visual top 3 only x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any excuse to get my tush out
Ahhhhh it's in my top 3!! X
How did you choose them ?
Tbh it was tricky, but after much scrutiny and perving I made my choice. Lol x
I'd need to do the touch test first
Oh def! This is just a visual top 3 only x "
I am currently perfecting cock measuring and now a little slap and pinch seems to be the next step |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph! "
Too late!! I own it!! It's all mine! Mine I tell you!!!!!   
Bbbbbblllllbbbbllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL "
That is what I was hoping for... If you get my drift |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL
That is what I was hoping for... If you get my drift "
Beat you to the punchline missy, boom, boom |
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL
I am hoping he has a big head "
Have I not sent you my dinosaur cock pic??? IT'S HUUUUGE!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL
I am hoping he has a big head
Have I not sent you my dinosaur cock pic??? IT'S HUUUUGE!!!"
I think you need to send it to me again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Too late!! I own it!! It's all mine! Mine I tell you!!!!!
Bbbbbblllllbbbbllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
oi Lush Bum ....join the queue |
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL
I am hoping he has a big head
Have I not sent you my dinosaur cock pic??? IT'S HUUUUGE!!!
I think you need to send it to me again "
Sent!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yours is lovely may I add mine to the list please?
Too late!! I own it!! It's all mine! Mine I tell you!!!!!
Bbbbbblllllbbbbllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oi Lush Bum ....join the queue "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yours is lovely may I add mine to the list please?
Too late!! I own it!! It's all mine! Mine I tell you!!!!!
Bbbbbblllllbbbbllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oi Lush Bum ....join the queue "
Now...lets not fight over it, I'm sure we can both enjoy it together...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know when my arm's being twisted
MInd you mine seems to be out all of the time - it must be a Blue Moon
The one of you in your blue tshirt is better for your bum x "
This one ? |
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"I know when my arm's being twisted
MInd you mine seems to be out all of the time - it must be a Blue Moon
The one of you in your blue tshirt is better for your bum x
This one ? "
Yes! I like that one better x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought I didn't have one - photo - not bum obviously!
But then found this!!
Can't see your bum properly on that pic! "
I just tried to get a magnifying glass out |
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"Thought I didn't have one - photo - not bum obviously!
But then found this!!
Can't see your bum properly on that pic!
I just tried to get a magnifying glass out "
Me too! But I did have a good perv of his pics in the process and it was gooooood! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought I didn't have one - photo - not bum obviously!
But then found this!!
Can't see your bum properly on that pic! "
Any better?
You lot are sooooooo fussy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought I didn't have one - photo - not bum obviously!
But then found this!!
Can't see your bum properly on that pic!
Any better?
You lot are sooooooo fussy! "
Yeah that's a better one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought I didn't have one - photo - not bum obviously!
But then found this!!
Can't see your bum properly on that pic!
I just tried to get a magnifying glass out
Me too! But I did have a good perv of his pics in the process and it was gooooood! X"
Yeah I think I fab'd a couple xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thought I didn't have one - photo - not bum obviously!
But then found this!!
Can't see your bum properly on that pic!
Any better?
You lot are sooooooo fussy! "
Haha, not as good as in the flesh
xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BOOOOOM!!!
Hi everyone!
I'd like to apologise for my tardiness. I did pick up this thread on my Funky Arse Radar™ and would have been here sooner but work made me do work all morning harrumph!
Yeah..... Our saviour is here
Don't call him that Lucy you will give him a big head LOL
I am hoping he has a big head
Have I not sent you my dinosaur cock pic??? IT'S HUUUUGE!!!
I think you need to send it to me again
Sent! "
Ahem, ALL of the sisterhood have viwing rights ya know - sharing is caring |
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