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Don't forget to be???
NICE, NICEr or the NICEst!
NICE ones get all the action with the NICE ones.
Not NICE to be not NICE.
NICE to be NICE.
If you think you are NICE, then think again.
You probably didn't reach you maximum NICEness level just yet.
That's the reason you are UNFUCKABLE.
***Under Fab average villy is the reason?
No, just not NICE enough.
***Not really handsome is the issue?
No, just not NICE enough.
***You think you are unpopular or boring?
No, just not NICE enough.
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"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates.
Too nice can be a reason too?
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I'll let you in on a secret. No one really has sex here. For real, it's all just a sick joke. The whole site is just two guys in a basement multiboxing in Hereford. |
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"I'm very fuckable but I'm too nice for these reprobates.
Too nice can be a reason too?
I'll let you in on a secret. No one really has sex here. For real, it's all just a sick joke. The whole site is just two guys in a basement multiboxing in Hereford."
That would explain a lot of things.
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"I'm extremely nice, but I've not had a proper full blown knee trembling shag this century. And that's when I'm nice!"
Trust me, it's nothing.
I've done a thread about it.
Turned out to be light weight with my 4 years celibacy. |
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"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!!  "
Overarm or underarm? |
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"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!!
Overarm or underarm?"
Depends how hungry I am |
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"I'm not actually that nice. I'm wild. I'm dangerous. I'm like a lion that hasn't eaten for a week! Nice guys finish last. I want to rip your clothes off, and throw you on the bed!!
Overarm or underarm?"
Grab her little Willy
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Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *
*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above
I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!
Be back in a bit….
** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) |
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *
*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above
I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!
Be back in a bit….
** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) "
Only nice guys leave disclaimers |
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *
*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above
I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!
Be back in a bit….
** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)
Only nice guys leave disclaimers "
Dammit… i had a niceness leak… there must be pants for that !!!  |
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *
*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above
I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!
Be back in a bit….
** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)
Only nice guys leave disclaimers
Dammit… i had a niceness leak… there must be pants for that !!! "
A period pad should do the trick |
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *
*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above
I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!
Be back in a bit….
** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!) "
Secretly I'm NICE with almost 3 legs.
I just got overwhelmed with too much attention.
Now I pretend to be just an ugly knob doing annoying threads for the 15 seconds fame.
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"Im an incredible shag and a total bastard and im knee deep in the clunge all the time - i have a ticketing system now so that no clunge is left unplunged… it’s like an ecstasy guarantee…. *
*The ecstasy is mine not yours…. Please see ‘total bastard’ above
I haven’t had a decent shag now for 35 minutes…. One sec…… neeeeext!!!
Be back in a bit….
** please note some or all of the above may be exaggerated for dramatic effect ( or just a load if porkies because I was bored!!)
Secretly I'm NICE with almost 3 legs.
I just got overwhelmed with too much attention.
Now I pretend to be just an ugly knob doing annoying threads for the 15 seconds fame.
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Hang on…. That’s my job!!! apart from having to pretend to be an ugly knob.. got that covered!!  |
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"I’m nice 
Of course you are.
Mmm bop bop bop
Mmm bop bop bop
Do Bob na an na an na see
Not really my tone range.
I'm more like:
"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"
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