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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Night-shifters and Nightcrawlers, Pillow Talkers and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nice to see you back Nero and hope you are well

Heads to his fort to collapse

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By *lendermanMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Good eve senor

How art thou

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx "

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening Jülië!

You are this tonight's F¹rst poster. Name your prize and it shall be yours for keeps!

P.S. I've missed you too!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Nice to see you back Nero and hope you are well

Heads to his fort to collapse "

Evening felicitations, Subbitch! It's been a while. How are you? Your fort is ever-fortified.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

He's back! Nerø, next time you take a super-duper luxury holiday at an expensive spa hotel, would you please have the good grace to invite us along?

Good evening! Today has been a total bag of shite (see thread I started). Every body (part of my body) hurts

But it's just a few knocks and scrápes. I'll survive.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice to see you back Nero and hope you are well

Heads to his fort to collapse

Evening felicitations, Subbitch! It's been a while. How are you? Your fort is ever-fortified. "

Surviving thanks Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good eve senor

How art thou"

Jamesbucks, you cut a fine cloth in that suit of yours. Good evening young Sirrah!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx "

Hear hugs may be needed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lovely to see you back Nero

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh ffs you're back

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"He's back! Nerø, next time you take a super-duper luxury holiday at an expensive spa hotel, would you please have the good grace to invite us along?

Good evening! Today has been a total bag of shite (see thread I started). Every body (part of my body) hurts

But it's just a few knocks and scrápes. I'll survive. "

KC², my love, my life, my lust. I have missed your evening soliloquies. I'll take you to The Westbury on Conduit Street. They do fine tonics to dispell your ails. I shall peruse your thread later, much later.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent

Good evening dear Nero, it’s lovely to see you back. How have you been? Xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening Jülië!

You are this tonight's F¹rst poster. Name your prize and it shall be yours for keeps!

P.S. I've missed you too! "

Hmmm, I would like a fast forward to Friday machine but that's not fair on B who is off work this week. So please can I have a carrot cake? Thank you!

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Nice to see you back Nero and hope you are well

Heads to his fort to collapse

Evening felicitations, Subbitch! It's been a while. How are you? Your fort is ever-fortified.

·

Surviving thanks Nero "

Long may you survive and indeed, thrive! The Nocturnal fellowship isn't the same without you dårling.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple  over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx

Hear hugs may be needed "

Hugs always appreciated xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Lovely to see you back Nero "

The unsubstantiated rumours are that you're attending the CNL very soon? It's lovely to see you ² FluffChic!

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening Nero, evening all. Hope we’re all well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh ffs you're back "

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! How are you? Are you the unofficial official countdown-walla for the CNL? Good evening my pedigree chum!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice to see you back Nero and hope you are well

Heads to his fort to collapse

Evening felicitations, Subbitch! It's been a while. How are you? Your fort is ever-fortified.

·

Surviving thanks Nero

Long may you survive and indeed, thrive! The Nocturnal fellowship isn't the same without you dårling. "

Likewise your satorical wit

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By *lendermanMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

I like this guy. A true wordsmith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lovely to see you back Nero

The unsubstantiated rumours are that you're attending the CNL very soon? It's lovely to see you ² FluffChic! "

Indeed! Will you be there?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening Nero good to see you back

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


""

Good evening PrinçessPüddle. The official Nocturnal Mascot™.

Do you remember Naked Twister?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening dear Nero, it’s lovely to see you back. How have you been? Xx"

A&G, I've really missed you. Whilst I've been away I penned for you a missive. I have been good. Well, not so good but better now...I think.

I'll post you my aerogramme at around midnight.

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Evening Nero

How did the Penis enlargement operation go?

Hope the recovery hasn't been too bad.

Good to see you back!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh ffs you're back

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! How are you? Are you the unofficial official countdown-walla for the CNL? Good evening my pedigree chum! "

I've been bestowed the honour yes apparently... I am jolly spiffing mon ami

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Hello Nero long time no see, hope you are well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx

G°°°°°°°OOD Evening Jülië!

You are this tonight's F¹rst poster. Name your prize and it shall be yours for keeps!

P.S. I've missed you too!

·

Hmmm, I would like a fast forward to Friday machine but that's not fair on B who is off work this week. So please can I have a carrot cake? Thank you!

J"

I shall bestow and slice up a few generous portions of carrot cake for you both, for you are both equally deserving.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero! We've missed you. Evening fabbers!

Jx

Hear hugs may be needed

Hugs always appreciated xx"

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Hugs and Harmony.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Oh you're back!! Not that I noticed at all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening all. Hope we’re all well "

No man is an island but this man - JågerMorgån - is all gentleman. A very good evening...•°*

I'm well, thank you for asking. X²

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Nice to see you back Nero and hope you are well

Heads to his fort to collapse

Evening felicitations, Subbitch! It's been a while. How are you? Your fort is ever-fortified.

·

Surviving thanks Nero

Long may you survive and indeed, thrive! The Nocturnal fellowship isn't the same without you dårling.

·

Likewise your sartorical wit "

Ever the gracious Nocturnalite. Come join me on my green velvetine banquette.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Welcome back, Nero! I am just popping in briefly tonight.

Mrs TMN x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Lovely to see you back Nero

The unsubstantiated rumours are that you're attending the CNL very soon? It's lovely to see you ² FluffChic!

·

Indeed! Will you be there?"

I shall! I like forward to meeting you, my belle from Tunbridge Well(s).

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith"

Bloody hell, don't massage his ego any more, or he won't fit on his nocturnal banquette any more!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence "

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

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By *agerMorganMan  over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening Nero, evening all. Hope we’re all well

No man is an island but this man - JågerMorgån - is all gentleman. A very good evening...•°*

I'm well, thank you for asking. X²"

Ha, just reading that made me smile big time. glad to see you’re well, hadn’t seen you post for a while.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero good to see you back "

Côôkie, I've missed you. How have you been?

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero

How did the Penis enlargement operation go?

Hope the recovery hasn't been too bad.

Good to see you back! "

Bøø, 'always the rough diamond in my bent crown. The operation went well. I'm now a four-incher AND you'll be able to feel me. Finally.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman  over a year ago

Nowhere


"

Good evening PrinçessPüddle. The official Nocturnal Mascot™.

Do you remember Naked Twister? "

Good evening Nerö

I think I've forgotten, you'll have to remind me.•°°•°

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?"

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh ffs you're back

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! How are you? Are you the unofficial official countdown-walla for the CNL? Good evening my pedigree chum!

·

I've been bestowed the honour yes apparently... I am jolly spiffing mon ami "

Have you booked yourself a ticket on the sleeper service (return journey)?

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By *use and wolfCouple  over a year ago

angus

It's too early for a nocturnal thread surely? i still have 3 mins until it's dog feeding time

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

Not in! Just dropped by to say "he's back!"

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal

Hey buddy...

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple  over a year ago

kent


"Good evening dear Nero, it’s lovely to see you back. How have you been? Xx

A&G, I've really missed you. Whilst I've been away I penned for you a missive. I have been good. Well, not so good but better now...I think.

I'll post you my aerogramme at around midnight. "

I shall look forward to that. Until then my friend xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello Nero long time no see, hope you are well "

LíttlemíssmístressK, you have a new name, but your heart remains the same, thankfully. I am well. I hope you are too!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"Hello Nero long time no see, hope you are well

LíttlemíssmístressK, you have a new name, but your heart remains the same, thankfully. I am well. I hope you are too! "

Ah you noticed! All good here thank you, its good to see you back x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh you're back!! Not that I noticed at all "

Obviously not. You didn't even miss me.

I adore you, Çede.

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By *udding RoseWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Good evening all!! I hope it's ok to pop in!?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Welcome back, Nero! I am just popping in briefly tonight.

Mrs TMN x"

Thankfully your fleeting-greeting is like an epoch. Still the pulchritude of the forå. Are you well, Mrs TMN...?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh ffs you're back

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! How are you? Are you the unofficial official countdown-walla for the CNL? Good evening my pedigree chum!

·

I've been bestowed the honour yes apparently... I am jolly spiffing mon ami

Have you booked yourself a ticket on the sleeper service (return journey)? "

Not this time .. I'm blessing London with my presence for the weekend

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith

·

Bloody hell, don't massage his ego any more, or he won't fit on his nocturnal banquette any more! "

KC² — it's been ages since I felt your palms on my égò .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening one and all..... don't you just love it when your heart goes bum titty bum titty bum bum bum

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes "

Hurrah for robotics! I'm glad you have a date and hope it doesn't get cancelled.

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By *ildbillkidMan  over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, 86 degrees, nary a cloud

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Nero, and all in the Noc.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith

·

Bloody hell, don't massage his ego any more, or he won't fit on his nocturnal banquette any more!

KC² — it's been ages since I felt your palms on my égò ."

Yes, I do enjoy copping a feel under your cap

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening all. Hope we’re all well

No man is an island but this man - JågerMorgån - is all gentleman. A very good evening...•°*

I'm well, thank you for asking. X²

·

Ha, just reading that made me smile big time. glad to see you’re well, hadn’t seen you post for a while. "

¹st day back...I told Åsh it would be a 'phased return', as they say in the trade.

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss


"Oh you're back!! Not that I noticed at all

Obviously not. You didn't even miss me.

I adore you, Çede."

Not even a little - my PSL's were enjoyed without recrimination!

Although there are better things to look forward to now of course

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well"

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend?

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Evening Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"

Good evening PrinçessPüddle. The official Nocturnal Mascot™.

Do you remember Naked Twister?

·

Good evening Nerö

I think I've forgotten, you'll have to remind me.•°°•° "

Watch this space. (Well, not this particular space, perhaps the broom cupboard)

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Evening Nero

How did the Penis enlargement operation go?

Hope the recovery hasn't been too bad.

Good to see you back!

Bøø, 'always the rough diamond in my bent crown. The operation went well. I'm now a four-incher AND you'll be able to feel me. Finally. "

Calm down it's not your birthday!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes

Hurrah for robotics! I'm glad you have a date and hope it doesn't get cancelled. "

Had to pay to get it done anytime soon so I’m guaranteed a chop but yes hurray to recovery and December in pjs x

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend? "

Better now you're here to keep Mrs.Fluffy in check

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

·

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect gropes "

For goodness sake - how long does it take to get a Titanium hip these days? Grapes, no problem. Grope, that will have to wait until you're better.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening dear

Welcome back.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes

Hurrah for robotics! I'm glad you have a date and hope it doesn't get cancelled.

Had to pay to get it done anytime soon so I’m guaranteed a chop but yes hurray to recovery and December in pjs x "

In which case, I hope you have it done in the lap of luxury and that post op, they bring you tea in a proper pot and you have staff attending to your every whim!

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero good to see you back

Côôkie, I've missed you. How have you been? "

Ups and downs lately Nero but better days are coming ….

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's too early for a nocturnal thread surely? i still have 3 mins until it's dog feeding time "

MusÉ & WØlf, gooooood Eveñiñg! It's never too early.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx"

Are you throwing gargoyles for the Manor... Misty

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Not in! Just dropped by to say "he's back!" "

Good evening —K—

How are you?

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By *ongandharderMan  over a year ago

Rotherham

Hello all its been a while

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hey buddy..."

Hello squire! Karl17, how are you this fine Autumnal evening?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx

Are you throwing gargoyles for the Manor... Misty "

I have actually finished a gargoyle this evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening dear Nero, it’s lovely to see you back. How have you been? Xx

A&G, I've really missed you. Whilst I've been away I penned for you a missive. I have been good. Well, not so good but better now...I think.

I'll post you my aerogramme at around midnight.

·

I shall look forward to that. Until then my friend xx"

I shall not forget!

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

·

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect gropes

For goodness sake - how long does it take to get a Titanium hip these days? Grapes, no problem. Grope, that will have to wait until you're better."

Ffs I even checked

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello Nero long time no see, hope you are well

LíttlemíssmístressK, you have a new name, but your heart remains the same, thankfully. I am well. I hope you are too!

·

Ah you noticed! All good here thank you, its good to see you back x"

I also noticed your monochromatic avatar.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes

Hurrah for robotics! I'm glad you have a date and hope it doesn't get cancelled.

Had to pay to get it done anytime soon so I’m guaranteed a chop but yes hurray to recovery and December in pjs x

In which case, I hope you have it done in the lap of luxury and that post op, they bring you tea in a proper pot and you have staff attending to your every whim! "

Tis very posh!! It best be bone China with posh biscuits for that price. But allegedly robotic surgery is kinder do we will see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx

Are you throwing gargoyles for the Manor... Misty

I have actually finished a gargoyle this evening "

Used the pic as reference ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all!! I hope it's ok to pop in!? "

A very good evening to Búdding Røse, this evening's most fragrant flower in the Nocturnal Orangery.

Everyone is welcome in the Noc'. Pop in as often as you desire.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh ffs you're back

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! How are you? Are you the unofficial official countdown-walla for the CNL? Good evening my pedigree chum!

·

I've been bestowed the honour yes apparently... I am jolly spiffing mon ami

Have you booked yourself a ticket on the sleeper service (return journey)?

·

Not this time .. I'm blessing London with my presence for the weekend "

Who's the lucky girl??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening one and all..... don't you just love it when your heart goes bum titty bum titty bum bum bum "

Mcflirty, good evening. You have a metronome for a heart! Those are a rare find!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx"

Hugs

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes

·

Hurrah for robotics! I'm glad you have a date and hope it doesn't get cancelled. "

I've never made love to a Cyborg before. But then Saffwrøng has always been a cogs and gears type of girl.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all, 86 degrees, nary a cloud"

Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Good evening!

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and welcome back....

I hope you had a pleasant Tuesday...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone "

Blu' Blu', how do you do? How is the U S of Å ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero, and all in the Noc."

My dear ÊsArKây! A very gøød evening ² you. The word on the boulevard is that you recently hosted the Noc'... You're now part of the fellowship. †

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith

·

Bloody hell, don't massage his ego any more, or he won't fit on his nocturnal banquette any more!

KC² — it's been ages since I felt your palms on my égò .

·

Yes, I do enjoy copping a feel under your cap "

It's a Dutch Cap.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh you're back!! Not that I noticed at all

Obviously not. You didn't even miss me.

I adore you, Çede.

·

Not even a little - my PSL's were enjoyed without recrimination!

Although there are better things to look forward to now of course "

...what better things are on the horizon for you, prey tell?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero "

Whitney Neil, are you still thriving on the periphery of the forå? I rarely see you these days but you gladden my heart whenever you appear. I hope you're well and life is treating you equally so.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero

How did the Penis enlargement operation go?

Hope the recovery hasn't been too bad.

Good to see you back!

Bøø, 'always the rough diamond in my bent crown. The operation went well. I'm now a four-incher AND you'll be able to feel me. Finally.

·

Calm down it's not your birthday!"

5th January. Remember that, wench!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening Nero, and all in the Noc.

My dear ÊsArKây! A very gøød evening ² you. The word on the boulevard is that you recently hosted the Noc'... You're now part of the fellowship. †"

That's right, although my role was more supply teacher than Fellow

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend?

·

Better now you're here to keep Mrs.Fluffy in check"

I think you should have held onto that name in perpetuity. Finders keepers and all that jazz.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx"

Good evening MístyPèaks! That sounds like an interesting vocation. Much better than embroidery. What did you make today, other than a mess?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening dear

Welcome back. "

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice! Thank you for your kind Welcøme.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Good evening Nero!

So lovely to see you again, I have missed your eloquent charms and poetic words.

Alas, I am full of medicines and the cold side of the pillow is calling so I cannot stay

Good night to you and the other nocturnals, have a most fantastical evening of chatter

MrsAbz

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By *arl17Man  over a year ago

Central Portugal


"Hey buddy..."

Guess Nao..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero good to see you back

Côôkie, I've missed you. How have you been?

·

Ups and downs lately Nero but better days are coming …. "

That can only mean one thing: quadruple measures of Gin. Even that gutless tart Bellaseas couldn't keep up.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx

Are you throwing gargoyles for the Manor... Misty "

She's my favourite 'goyle.

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By *aizyWoman  over a year ago

west midlands

Evening Nero, good to see you back on here

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello all its been a while "

Good evening Longandharder!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Howdy y'all, 86 degrees, nary a cloud

Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Good evening! "

I've missed the nocturnal weather from Texas, where it's actually not nocturnal time at all.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

·

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect gropes

For goodness sake - how long does it take to get a Titanium hip these days? Grapes, no problem. Grope, that will have to wait until you're better.

·

Ffs I even checked "

I'll forgive you this time.

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By *ddie1966Man  over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx

Are you throwing gargoyles for the Manor... Misty

I have actually finished a gargoyle this evening "

And to think I, her personal faithful butler, posed for hours on end for that real life clay sculpture.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith

·

Bloody hell, don't massage his ego any more, or he won't fit on his nocturnal banquette any more!

KC² — it's been ages since I felt your palms on my égò .

·

Yes, I do enjoy copping a feel under your cap

It's a Dutch Cap. "

Better than a French letter

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening brother Nero and welcome back....

I hope you had a pleasant Tuesday... "

Good evening Brôther Åsh.†

Thank you, yes, a most pleasant Tuesday. Not too taxing at work. How is Lorna?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Evening Nero… nice of you to grace us with your presence

It's your bosoms, Saffwrøng, and your décollatage that keeps me from my self imposed exile.

Actually, it's the endearing thought of your hips that remind me how fragile we all are.

It's lovely to see you. I hope you're well?

There’s nothing endearing about the right one. It’s going robotic on 27th. I shall expect grapes

Hurrah for robotics! I'm glad you have a date and hope it doesn't get cancelled.

Had to pay to get it done anytime soon so I’m guaranteed a chop but yes hurray to recovery and December in pjs x

In which case, I hope you have it done in the lap of luxury and that post op, they bring you tea in a proper pot and you have staff attending to your every whim!

Tis very posh!! It best be bone China with posh biscuits for that price. But allegedly robotic surgery is kinder do we will see "

I had NHS lady bits surgery in 2020, but at one of the private places in our fair city. I only got 1 night, I'd have happily stayed another. It was like a bloody hotel! Just this hotel involved catheters

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero, and all in the Noc.

My dear ÊsArKây! A very gøød evening ² you. The word on the boulevard is that you recently hosted the Noc'... You're now part of the fellowship. †

·

That's right, although my role was more supply teacher than Fellow "

I hope the students behaved themselves under your esteemed tutelage!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero!

So lovely to see you again, I have missed your eloquent charms and poetic words.

Alas, I am full of medicines and the cold side of the pillow is calling so I cannot stay

Good night to you and the other nocturnals, have a most fantastical evening of chatter

MrsAbz "

Good evening to the ever so gracious MrsÅbz! Thank you for your kindly words and I hope you feel better soon. Wishing you a peaceful slumber.

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend?

·

Better now you're here to keep Mrs.Fluffy in check

I think you should have held onto that name in perpetuity. Finders keepers and all that jazz. "

She's agreed to shâg me if I gâve it back, so âll is gøød Nérø

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, good to see you back on here "

You remind me of Haysi-Fantayzee, Daizy. I'll tell you all about it one day...very soon...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all, 86 degrees, nary a cloud

Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist! Good evening!

·

I've missed the nocturnal weather from Texas, where it's actually not nocturnal time at all. "

This is so true, KC², my little smarty pants.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening my darling, Nero.

Evening wonderful Noccers

I’ve just returned from pottery. Clay covered & a little weary xx

Are you throwing gargoyles for the Manor... Misty

I have actually finished a gargoyle this evening

And to think I, her personal faithful butler, posed for hours on end for that real life clay sculpture."

Good evening.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening one and all..... don't you just love it when your heart goes bum titty bum titty bum bum bum

Mcflirty, good evening. You have a metronome for a heart! Those are a rare find! "

Well after surgery it is truly much better

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I like this guy. A true wordsmith

·

Bloody hell, don't massage his ego any more, or he won't fit on his nocturnal banquette any more!

KC² — it's been ages since I felt your palms on my égò .

·

Yes, I do enjoy copping a feel under your cap

It's a Dutch Cap.

Better than a French letter "

Or even a prophylactic!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend?

·

Better now you're here to keep Mrs.Fluffy in check

I think you should have held onto that name in perpetuity. Finders keepers and all that jazz.

She's agreed to shâg me if I gâve it back, so âll is gøød Nérø "

Get it in writing. She changes her mind as frequently as her knickers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening one and all..... don't you just love it when your heart goes bum titty bum titty bum bum bum

Mcflirty, good evening. You have a metronome for a heart! Those are a rare find!

·

Well after surgery it is truly much better"

Long may it tick until the end of time.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I think I've finally caught up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I've finally caught up!"

I've missed that soooo much.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think I've finally caught up!

I've missed that soooo much. "

You are kindness and charm personified.

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By *illy IdolMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend?

·

Better now you're here to keep Mrs.Fluffy in check

I think you should have held onto that name in perpetuity. Finders keepers and all that jazz.

She's agreed to shâg me if I gâve it back, so âll is gøød Nérø

Get it in writing. She changes her mind as frequently as her knickers."

She won't be needing knickers

Good night Nero and fellow noccers

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Why hello Nero, hope you're keeping well

Good evening Mr.Fluffy Chicken, aka Willy aka...

How are you my dear friend?

·

Better now you're here to keep Mrs.Fluffy in check

I think you should have held onto that name in perpetuity. Finders keepers and all that jazz.

She's agreed to shâg me if I gâve it back, so âll is gøød Nérø

Get it in writing. She changes her mind as frequently as her knickers.

She won't be needing knickers

Good night Nero and fellow noccers"

Good night, sleep well! Zzzz

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think I've finally caught up!"

Now you're behind

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind "

Yeah he is

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is "

Even more behind now!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!"

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking. "

He's on flexi-time. He'll make it up a week next Tuesday when no-one is checking his clocking in card!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind "

It happens, KC². I'm not infallible.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking. "

Bite me!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

Bite me! "

Where?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

He's on flexi-time. He'll make it up a week next Tuesday when no-one is checking his clocking in card!"

Extra chilli on your 'Nduja when we next meet, KC². Mark my words!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

Bite me!

Where? "

Nipples. They are my Achilles heel.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

Bite me!

Where?

Nipples. They are my Achilles heel."

A man after my own heart. Or nipples.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

Bite me!

Where?

Nipples. They are my Achilles heel.

A man after my own heart. Or nipples. "

It's my only sensitive spot. You shall find out for yourself one day.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I think I've finally caught up!

Now you're behind

Yeah he is

Even more behind now!!

Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

He's on flexi-time. He'll make it up a week next Tuesday when no-one is checking his clocking in card!

Extra chilli on your 'Nduja when we next meet, KC². Mark my words! "

Do it! I like a mouthful of spicy meat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening one and all..... don't you just love it when your heart goes bum titty bum titty bum bum bum

Mcflirty, good evening. You have a metronome for a heart! Those are a rare find!

·

Well after surgery it is truly much better

Long may it tick until the end of time."

Caught up Nero... its the thread or heartbeats

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh dear, Nero. Slacking.

He's on flexi-time. He'll make it up a week next Tuesday when no-one is checking his clocking in card!

Extra chilli on your 'Nduja when we next meet, KC². Mark my words!

·

Do it! I like a mouthful of spicy meat "

Incorrigible!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening one and all..... don't you just love it when your heart goes bum titty bum titty bum bum bum

Mcflirty, good evening. You have a metronome for a heart! Those are a rare find!

·

Well after surgery it is truly much better

Long may it tick until the end of time.

Caught up Nero... its the thread or heartbeats "

The pulse keeps the momentum of the Nocturnal flowing.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I shall now exit the Noc' and make my way to bed. Sleep well all. Xxxx

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And just like that, he's back.

Hello Nerø.

I missed the Noc, but maybe you'll see this anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And just like that, he's back.

Hello Nerø.

I missed the Noc, but maybe you'll see this anyway. "

Shhh you are a ghost. Just say boo!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

BoooooOOOOOoooooo.

...hehe

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