So I've just spent the night in hospital for failing to chew some food and it getting stuck in my throat.
Highly embarrassed and totally self inflicted, oops
What silly ways have you injured yourself?
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I’m always hurting myself. I got my finger stuck in a can pushing a sweet wrapper into it, knocked myself out tilting my chair at school, ripped through my thumb on a button on some jeans, hurt my back during a section attack when I ran into a ditch carrying full kit.
I’m forever finding bruises but no idea how I got them. Well, some of them anyway… |
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"I’m always hurting myself. I got my finger stuck in a can pushing a sweet wrapper into it, knocked myself out tilting my chair at school, ripped through my thumb on a button on some jeans, hurt my back during a section attack when I ran into a ditch carrying full kit.
I’m forever finding bruises but no idea how I got them. Well, some of them anyway… "
Oh wow, you sound like calamity Jane. Stay safe from now on please |
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Got my dck caught in my zip on my pants had to go to hospital it was that bad i ended up being circumcised spent a few days in hospital got me a few weeks of school but the pain and embarresment was unbearable |
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"Overly excited girlfriend slamming on to it like she'd jumped off the bloody wardrobe.  "
I may have re-broken an old boyfriend's ribs by being.... overly affectionate years ago. |
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By *a LunaWoman
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I got run over when I was 17/18. Instead of finding the nearest crossing I thought I’d dodge two lanes of incoming traffic on one of Cardiff City Centre’s busiest roads.
I managed to dodge one lane but by then an oncoming driver was too busy yapping to his passenger and didn’t see me in time to stop his car.
I always use pedestrian crossings now!
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"Overly excited girlfriend slamming on to it like she'd jumped off the bloody wardrobe.
I may have re-broken an old boyfriend's ribs by being.... overly affectionate years ago."
Oh that's some vigorous loving to break ribs haha |
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Had a friend who had his man hood stamped on in a school rugby match (upper 6th so 18). The doctor examining him was apparently a rather nice junior lady dr. He got rather excited did the lucky fella  |
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