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over a year ago
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"I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.
I’m taking a break 
Well that must have been awkward!  I'd have hated to be you..."
It was touch and go for a while but I saved it in the end! |
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"I tried to compliment their eyes. Turns out they aren’t the colour I thought they were.
I’m taking a break
Hazel by any chance? They're very protective I find."
They were green, I thought they were blue. I was embarrassed. He was understanding of my blindness  |
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"...the last flirty text you sent?"
Embarrassingly it was in a bar - exchanged numbers and messaged straight away with “save my name as Dora as I want to explore ya”
Surprisingly it worked and got a taxi back together 5 minutes later - and I did (explore her)  |
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"...the last flirty text you sent?
Embarrassingly it was in a bar - exchanged numbers and messaged straight away with “save my name as Dora as I want to explore ya”
Surprisingly it worked and got a taxi back together 5 minutes later - and I did (explore her) "
I quite like that one. I might use it one day
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"...the last flirty text you sent?
Embarrassingly it was in a bar - exchanged numbers and messaged straight away with “save my name as Dora as I want to explore ya”
Surprisingly it worked and got a taxi back together 5 minutes later - and I did (explore her) "
Well played sir! |
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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago
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"...the last flirty text you sent?"
I'm letting this count because it's funny with no context - a picture of the amazon listing for "Conquered by Clippy" - yes, that's right, someone wrote erotica about the annoying Microsoft paperclip |
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"...the last flirty text you sent?
I'm letting this count because it's funny with no context - a picture of the amazon listing for "Conquered by Clippy" - yes, that's right, someone wrote erotica about the annoying Microsoft paperclip"
Was it Tony or Guy? |
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"...the last flirty text you sent?
I'm letting this count because it's funny with no context - a picture of the amazon listing for "Conquered by Clippy" - yes, that's right, someone wrote erotica about the annoying Microsoft paperclip"
what the actual? |
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