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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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is... very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Toni,
Hows the car sales going?"
Great, but you always have to make sure they're washed as...Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. |
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Going fishing is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use.
Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied.
Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag |
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"is... very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."
That's beautiful man , I've got tears in my eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"is... very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
That's beautiful man , I've got tears in my eyes."
With all that crying, maybe you need therapy...And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money. |
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"is... very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
That's beautiful man , I've got tears in my eyes.
With all that crying, maybe you need therapy...And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You... get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money."
*spits coffee on my phone laughing* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"spits coffee on my phone laughing
Spitting coffee on your phone laughing is very much like making love to a beautiful woman …"
...Try desperately to hold it in, go red in the face and spray it all over, just hoping it hasn't gone into any of the wrong holes. |
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By *azza72Man
over a year ago
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"is... very much like laying a carpet. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."
Shag pile?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s this making love you talk of OP? 
A good hard fucking works wonders  "
A good hard fuck is a lot like buying jewellery for a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit.
Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace. |
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