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I had a long list over a year ago.
It shrank to a slightly pathetic things I want to do here before I go to heaven,hell or just 6 feet under.
Please and thank you, if you can help with any of these.
1. Obviously get laid, even if it's just missionary.
(Women or a couples only. Sorry fellas, but it was meh)
2. A B.J. for completion, if number 1 aims too high.
3. You can spit it out, if number 2 is too much to ask for.
4. Few (blank?) messages from women. I've never had more than 3 unread messages in my inbox in the same time.
5. Few winks, if number for is unreasonable.
6. Few fabs on the same photo.
That way I might reach 10 Fabs on the same photo once.
7. Could you write something nice to me on the Forum, if 6 still pushing it?
8. Could you say you don't hate me, if you can't think of anything nice?
9. Tell me you were thinking about me during masturbation.
10. Says a prayer for me
Thanks if you consider helping to tick anything off.
Obviously I'm just trying to be funny.
11. Say I'm funny. You don't need to mean it.
What is on your minimalist Fabucket list?
You can copy or costumise mine, if you want.
Ladies don't show off please.
Minimalist Fabucket list.
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"1. Get laid
The end "
This will blow your mind.. stay with me here
You are a woman. This is cock heaven. Write a status asking for dick, and it will be delivered faster than deliveroo.
The quality might be low, granted. But its there |
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over a year ago
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"1. Get laid
The end
This will blow your mind.. stay with me here
You are a woman. This is cock heaven. Write a status asking for dick, and it will be delivered faster than deliveroo.
The quality might be low, granted. But its there "
Hmm yes maybe I should have been more specific |
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"I had a long list over a year ago.
It shrank to a slightly pathetic things I want to do here before I go to heaven,hell or just 6 feet under.
Please and thank you, if you can help with any of these.
1. Obviously get laid, even if it's just missionary.
(Women or a couples only. Sorry fellas, but it was meh)
2. A B.J. for completion, if number 1 aims too high.
3. You can spit it out, if number 2 is too much to ask for.
4. Few (blank?) messages from women. I've never had more than 3 unread messages in my inbox in the same time.
5. Few winks, if number for is unreasonable.
6. Few fabs on the same photo.
That way I might reach 10 Fabs on the same photo once.
7. Could you write something nice to me on the Forum, if 6 still pushing it?
8. Could you say you don't hate me, if you can't think of anything nice?
9. Tell me you were thinking about me during masturbation.
10. Says a prayer for me
Thanks if you consider helping to tick anything off.
Obviously I'm just trying to be funny.
11. Say I'm funny. You don't need to mean it.
What is on your minimalist Fabucket list?
You can copy or costumise mine, if you want.
Ladies don't show off please.
Minimalist Fabucket list.
"
Good evening OP. Hope this finds you well. Just fulfilling 5,6 and 7 xx |
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"1. Get laid
The end "
Are you too picky or have some vag disability?
I mean I'd go for it even, if I'd be NICE, tall, hung, hot...etc.
I think you are NICE.
I like you slightly less, because I wanted to be Fluffy Chicken this month. Now I needed to choose some lame name again.
***Capitals means it's the one will make women wet. Take notes guys.***
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over a year ago
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"1. Get laid
The end
Are you too picky or have some vag disability?
I mean I'd go for it even, if I'd be NICE, tall, hung, hot...etc.
I think you are NICE.
I like you slightly less, because I wanted to be Fluffy Chicken this month. Now I needed to choose some lame name again.
***Capitals means it's the one will make women wet. Take notes guys.***
"
No I’m not too picky and no I don’t have a vag disability  |
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"1. Get laid
The end
This will blow your mind.. stay with me here
You are a woman. This is cock heaven. Write a status asking for dick, and it will be delivered faster than deliveroo.
The quality might be low, granted. But its there
Hmm yes maybe I should have been more specific "
You are too smart for the simple men folk around.
You just want to go to sleep? |
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"I had a long list over a year ago.
It shrank to a slightly pathetic things I want to do here before I go to heaven,hell or just 6 feet under.
Please and thank you, if you can help with any of these.
1. Obviously get laid, even if it's just missionary.
(Women or a couples only. Sorry fellas, but it was meh)
2. A B.J. for completion, if number 1 aims too high.
3. You can spit it out, if number 2 is too much to ask for.
4. Few (blank?) messages from women. I've never had more than 3 unread messages in my inbox in the same time.
5. Few winks, if number for is unreasonable.
6. Few fabs on the same photo.
That way I might reach 10 Fabs on the same photo once.
7. Could you write something nice to me on the Forum, if 6 still pushing it?
8. Could you say you don't hate me, if you can't think of anything nice?
9. Tell me you were thinking about me during masturbation.
10. Says a prayer for me
Thanks if you consider helping to tick anything off.
Obviously I'm just trying to be funny.
11. Say I'm funny. You don't need to mean it.
What is on your minimalist Fabucket list?
You can copy or costumise mine, if you want.
Ladies don't show off please.
Minimalist Fabucket list.
Good evening OP. Hope this finds you well. Just fulfilling 5,6 and 7 xx"
Thanks you!
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"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.
Social worker?
 . Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty."
Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you? |
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"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.
Social worker?
. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.
Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?"
Oh my dear child.
Grey trackies are like lingerie to some women. It's like a woman in suspenders making you a bacon sarnie |
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By *ullyMan
over a year ago
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Some nice small boobs and delicious hard dicks in my inbox.
I don't really have a bucket list, very much take life as it comes or not. But for sure this has been a very very sexless year for me so perhaps a nice nude romp with a like minded guy, or gal? |
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"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.
Social worker?
. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.
Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?
Oh my dear child.
Grey trackies are like lingerie to some women. It's like a woman in suspenders making you a bacon sarnie"
I thought it's a NO for trackies, hoodies, vests.
I don't own any, because apparently it's chavy.
I do own (blue) trackies, but I wear them at home only.
I need to make some grey sweat pants photos then. |
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"Fit man in grey joggers to make me brews whilst I’m recovering. That’s it.
Social worker?
. Nah don’t need them to speak!! Just to look pretty.
Specify it please. What counts hot in a guy wearing trackies and making tea for you?
Oh my dear child.
Grey trackies are like lingerie to some women. It's like a woman in suspenders making you a bacon sarnie
I thought it's a NO for trackies, hoodies, vests.
I don't own any, because apparently it's chavy.
I do own (blue) trackies, but I wear them at home only.
I need to make some grey sweat pants photos then. "
Grey sweatpants are like catnip to some women. |
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