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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Travelling

Not enough to go around though.

Who wants it? It is a bit battered though.

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By *inky ChefMan over a year ago

Norwich

Fry it then

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I've not tried a battered one. I do like a jumbo sausage though so can I'll just have the tip please.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"I've not tried a battered one. I do like a jumbo sausage though so can I'll just have the tip please.

Split it?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ugh, that barely makes sense. This is what happens when you leave work two hours later than you're meant to. Sorry.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I've not tried a battered one. I do like a jumbo sausage though so can I'll just have the tip please.

Split it? "

Excellent idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it's one of those really soft floppy ones, I don't want it. They're a bit too salty for me.

A firm one though...I might be tempted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And I’m not afraid to use it

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Travelling

"And I’m not afraid to use it "

You have a big sausage too?

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Travelling

"If it's one of those really soft floppy ones, I don't want it. They're a bit too salty for me.

A firm one though...I might be tempted."

Definitely firm!

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve just had Cottage Pie. God dammit!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Now I need sausage. Damn you Kai.

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By *inky ChefMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Now I need sausage. Damn you Kai."

I guess the Waitrose or the Ocado is still open this time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Battered, you say?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now I need sausage. Damn you Kai.

I guess the Waitrose or the Ocado is still open this time."

Not in the back of beyond!

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Travelling

"I’ve just had Cottage Pie. God dammit!"

Not my fault you stuffed yourself

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Travelling

"Now I need sausage. Damn you Kai."

Now? Now!? You say that like it's a new occurrence

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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Travelling

"Battered, you say? "

I should have known you would focus on the battered part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Battered, you say?

I should have known you would focus on the battered part"

I’ll take it *smashes bank card on the table*

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By *ruceyyMan over a year ago

London

Dip it in ketchup my friend and I'll consume it!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman over a year ago

Essex

Damn it. I literally just put my balls in.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now I need sausage. Damn you Kai.

Now? Now!? You say that like it's a new occurrence "

I don't usually need them battered.

I usually just need them battering me

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By *verageSausageMan over a year ago

Flintshire

The clue to my response is my name....

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